Billy Ray Cyrus
Ha, ha. The name alone is funny.
Yes, I'm writing about the country-born, mullet-wearing moron who was popular for a short period with his Achy Breaky Heart song.
Blech.
Well, he's been in the news lately about his desire to bring back the mullet.
Dude, it's always been here, the majority of us just know how retarded it looks.
Apparently, Cyrus and his hillbilly music have an album coming out soon. I'm just hoping it doesn't bring along any stupid fads like line dancing.
I've had enough of that junk. Goes right along with my love for the Macarena.
Like I said, blech.
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Comments
Some things should stay as dead as road kill, the mullet is one of them.
When stationed in Korea the Macarena was very popular, it was played about 100 times a day on Asian MTV and every place in Korea would play it every thrid song.
I feel like puking now when I here it.
Posted by: ole blue | June 14, 2006 09:12 AM
My mother-in-law ensured the Macarena was played at my wedding. It was a big hit.
Posted by: Troy Worman | June 14, 2006 12:46 PM