The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

This post submitted by Lostinlimaohio, and approved by Sam.

I know that "a girl's favorite thing" is suppose to be a diamond. And, I can honestly say I disagree with that notion. However, I am fond of my own diamond ring. It's special, you know.

As I look at it though, I have to admit that while it is special to me... there are limits on just how much I like it.

After all it's not unconditional love.

There are somethings that the ring could experience that would make me want to pawn it to the first person I see. This is one of those things:

A police official at the Chenango County Sheriff's Department said authorities plan to let 'nature to take its course' after a furniture delivery man gulped down a diamond ring.

Not only would I not want that ring back if it was mine... I wouldn't want to be the officer assigned to "search for clues" in this case. I don't care how many pairs of gloves I was issued... I'd straight out refuse to dig for this diamond.

Granted, it's a little late in the game to just slice the guy open and pull the ring out... but the option of actually ever wearing that ring again diminishes once the "course of nature" takes place.

This post submitted by Lostinlimaohio