The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

I'm getting to like this Home Depot business, not for the shopping (h*ll no, I'll tell you about that one later), but for the ridiculous stories they come out with.

I've written in the past about Home Depot's "man glued to a toilet" story.

This time it's drugs found in a cabinet:

Drugs have been discovered in cabinets purchased at Home Depot stores in Massachusetts five times in the past week.

In the latest case, police said a contractor in Southwick found 40 pounds of marijuana and 3 kilograms of cocaine inside a bathroom cabinet he was installing.

It was estimated that the stash was worth $250,000.

I wonder how many cabinets full of the stuff weren't reported, heh heh.

I can imagine the investigation now:

Officer comes to the door: "Sir, in our investigation, I noticed you bought a cabinet from the local Home Depot. Did you find anything unusual about your package?"

Dude: "Whoa, dude, did you know your head's, like, purple, man?"

Officer: "Sir, I'll need you to come with me."

Dude: "Whoa, I'm floating, dude. Gnarly. You gotta try this stuff, man. It's the sh*t!"

Officer: "Sir, just come with me."