The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

And, no I'm not talking about those who have erectile dysfunctions.

Nope, there's no bones about it, a mayor in Australia wants to keep prostitution separate from cemetaries.

Sounds reasonable.

Paul Pisasale, the mayor of Ipswich, Queensland believes that brothels should remain at least 660 feet away from all cemetaries.

"There's a lot of families and services that are going on and the last thing you want is someone conducting a spiritual service and a cemetery reflection time for family and a brothel going on next door."

Nothing would be more of a stress reliever for some than to head to the local brothel after a melancholy funeral service.

In fact, having the two places side by side could be the best idea ever. Nobody likes dwelling on the death of a loved one, so why not spice up the event a little?

Heck, have the prostitutes attend the services and put on a little show for the kin of the deceased.

I can picture it now. The pastor (or talking funeral dude, who ever that is for you) gives his speech and ends it...

"Now, turn that frown upside down, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome madame Texxxas Titz to the stage".

The only problem that I could foresee in the whole matter is people offing their friends and family members just so they could hold a funeral service.

"Sorry Johnny, but I need to get laid".

Hat Tip: Thanks to Diane's Stuff for send this article my way.

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