The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsOrgasm Victim?
Uh... ya right.
British woman suffers from orgasms every 5 minutes
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't call that suffering.
By the age of 28 Ellie [Allen] has been given the amount of “pleasure� which an ordinary woman does not even experience throughout her entire life.Ellie achieves approximately 250 big O's in a single day; that's one every 5 minutes.
It disturbs her every moment of her life: at work, on the metro, in her car. It doesn't matter where she goes or how low the vibrations are, she'll manage to peak despite whether she wants it or not. And, they say,
"The poor girl doesn’t know where to turn anymore..."I'm sure some guys out there have some ideas.
Apparently, what Ellie has is a medical problem called “Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome�.
With this disorder the sexual organs experience constant arousal even with the absence of any actual desire. The reasons for its onset may be either medicines containing trazadon or excessive blood supply.And how do I get me some trazadon?
Too bad she can't share some of those with the women out there who never get there. I'm sure they'd appreciate it more than she does.
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Comments
That definitely qualifies as "most incomprehensible headline of the day".
Posted by: Asher Abrams | June 1, 2006 05:34 AM
I would love to be afflicted with her "condition" once a day. No, twice; the drive to work, the drive home from work. Would seriously cut down on the road rage. ;-)
Posted by: DragonLady | June 1, 2006 09:23 AM
I don't to make light but, perhpas this person could turn this affliction into a lurative porn careeer?
Posted by: mice | June 1, 2006 10:29 AM
ditto on what mice wrote
Posted by: Ole Blue | June 1, 2006 10:47 AM
This condition must be very embarrassing and emotionally painful for this young woman. Can you imagine having something so pleasurable happening to you every day but not being able to function normally because of it. Because of this disorder this woman cannot go out side in public with out people looking at her weird or everything, people must have all sorts of rude and inconsiderate things to call her like calling her a whore or saying she's just pretending to do it, or calling her a lucky bitch for her condition because some women can't come at all. She must feel very isolated and since this is rare no one she knows can understand her and she has no one who empathizes with her. This must be horrible because her mind is connecting something pleasurable with something painful. If she does over come this then she may be repelled from sex for the rest of her life. I can see why a woman may want to commit suicide because of this, everyone ridicules her, some doctors must smirk and say she wouldn't want to treat this. I think the best thing we could do as a society would be to threat this condition, or any condition for that matter, with respect but also with curiosity with the goal of understanding. There is no reason to be attacking people with this condition. That would be Illogical Captain.
Posted by: Garrett | August 10, 2007 12:55 PM