The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
garbage, blech!

17. If you didn't have to work, would you?
Yes, but it would be more of a hobby type of work.

18. Sex or sleep?
Oh, don’t make me decide. As if you don’t already know my answer.

19. Your favorite cartoon character?
It’s a toss up between Calvin & Hobbes. El Barto rocks, too.

20. Favorite non-sexual thing to do at night with a girl/boy?
I’d say eat, but that could be sexual now couldn’t it? I’ve always enjoyed cruising around town.

21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I dated about 30 different guys throughout high school. Didn’t have sex with a single one of them – guess I just broke up with them too soon for it to go that far, lol.

22. What was your first car?
Datsun hatchback - got 15 people in that thing one night.

23. Your best "Your Mamma" joke?
Yo momma so ugly, she had to… ya, I got nothin’.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Cervelat salami – more as a treat on its own than in a sandwich.

25. What do you get every time you go into a WAWA?
Into a Wah? Wah?

26. Beach or shore?
What’s the difference again? I guess shore, there’s more to see there, ocean life, etc.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
No.

28. Who do you stalk?
No, my dear, you got it wrong. I’m the stalkee, not the stalker. LOL.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Heh. Oh, let’s just go with chocolate cravings. There are really too many to decide from.

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Oh ya, like I’m telling you. Halfbaked, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, you know, cheesy, stupid cr*p that's just darn funny.

31. What's your drink?
Non-alcohol: diet coke. Alcoholic: paralizers. I don't drink often, but when I drink, I make it count for something.

32. Cowboys or Indians?
That’s First Nations to you!

33. Cops or robbers?
Robbers, of course.

34. Do you cheer for the bad guys?
Not in real life, but for movies, sure.

35. Norm or Cliff?
NORM!

36. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Do you have to ask?

37. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I regret nothing.

38. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
The kids I nanny, lol, sure. The boss? Ya, sure, too.

39. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
No one really, but for fun, I guess everyone in the fast lane driving slower than me.

40. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Duff McKagan from Velvet Revolver (formerly GN’R) and Slash.

41. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Read #40.

42. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No, and I don’t want to have to either.

43. Last book you read for real?
For real, eh? Lol, do Archie comics count? Okay, for real, Max Haines’ True Crime Stories, and in the middle of Steve Jackson’s No Stone Unturned (nonfiction forensics).

44. Do you have a teddy bear?
I have so many it’s not even funny.

45. Strangest place you have ever had sex?
That question’s a little too personal for me.

46. Strangest place you have ever wanted to have sex?
Beach – not exactly strange, but hey.

47. How many times a day do you text?
I try to abstain from text. My phone’s battery sucks.

48. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
It would be nice to go back to university, but bills first, then I can think of that.

49. Do you go to church?
Only, basically, when I have to. Not opposed to it by any means, just rather sleep in on Sunday.

50. Pencil or Pen?
Pen, unless I’m cartooning.