The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsShoot Me Now
Canada's suffering for more than just terror attacks.
We've also been observed to have too many smart car in our neck of the woods.
While the rest of the world was turning their back on the perky microcars we were buying them in droves.Yeesh.
And, who wants to bet the majority of those horrid sales have been in BC. At least with my luck, they're probably all in the Vancouver area of BC, too.
*shudder*
I think the smart car corporation is fortunate they don't have me on their advertising team.
Here's a short list of my suggested slogans for the p*ss car.
1. The Smart Car: look like a 'tard in one simple purchase.
2. In the event of an accident, the Smart car provides guaranteed no long term suffering - you'll die on impact.
3. The Smart Car: It's so metrosexual.
4. The Smart Car: For those practising abstinence.
5. The Smart Car: It's the golf cart you can drive to work.
Comments
Sic 'em, Cujo!
Posted by: Night Writer | June 21, 2006 02:01 PM
As my papa used to say, "Well, s**t." The smart car is kinda cute, but there's more metal and plastic in a six pack of soda that that dinky smart car!
These cars won't do well in the southern US…there's no place for a gun rack!
Yes sir, a collision with a Toyota Echo and the smart car is road kill!
'Bye, y'all!
Posted by: Mark Shipley | June 22, 2006 04:23 AM
It looks like one of those micromachine toys...
Posted by: TheWriteJerry | June 22, 2006 06:12 AM
Totally gay.
But at least we know they're not representative of all Canadians!
Posted by: jimmyb | June 22, 2006 07:05 AM