The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

I love fast food.

And, I don't mean I love eating the stuff. I mean, it provides me with so much blogable material it's not even funny.

It seems a woman found a live frog in her Burger King salad.

My guess is prince charming was merely looking for his kiss (yes, I know prince charming's from another tale, but you know what I mean - the frog into the prince thing).

Burger King's spokesperson, Christine Frey "said she did not know what happened to the frog following its discovery."

I don't know about you, but I think the frog croaked.

Perhaps served up in a nice, juicy Whopper.

Mmmm... frog's legs, gurgle.

Blech!

I think the coolest thing about this article is that the woman claims she won't be suing over the incident.

That's hard to come by these days, so kudos to her.