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Did I creep you out with that title?
Ha. Well, if you check out the link, you can find out how you're going to die with the death predictor.
Here's my outcome:
Samantha Burns: At age 99, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.
Ya, I imagined as much, only I thought I'd go much younger from it.
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Let's all thank Sam for providing today's Bordem-After-Lunch episode with the Death Predictor!
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Comments
I would have guessed death by orgasim...
Posted by: Butch | June 21, 2006 07:15 PM
It told me I died four and a half years ago, which suggests it's run by someone I used to date.
Posted by: CGHill | June 21, 2006 07:19 PM
Lol, Butch and CGHill.
Posted by: Sam | June 21, 2006 08:28 PM
Mark: At age 88, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
Posted by: Mark | June 21, 2006 08:38 PM
daniel: At age 73, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
Posted by: daniel | June 21, 2006 10:00 PM
Lilo: At age 99, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
At least it could be worse I guess.
Posted by: Lilo | June 22, 2006 09:03 AM
Rhett: At age 80, a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
WTF! The little voices in my head told me I would be ruler of the world by then!
Posted by: ole blue | June 22, 2006 09:52 AM
Xformed: At the age of 86, you will be attacked by a wild pack of dogs in your neighborhood and never seen again.
Nothing about my death, maybe I just will decide the dogs are more fun than a bunch of PC morons living next door....
Posted by: xformed | June 22, 2006 02:44 PM
At age 100, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
GAH! THAT IS HORRIFIC!!!
Posted by: MrBig | June 23, 2006 09:26 AM
"At age 83, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars."
Oddly enough, that's exactly what I'd hoped for.
Posted by: CavalierX | June 24, 2006 07:33 AM