The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsThe Non- Moonbat "To Do" List
As a result of the hag's hunger strike (and, by "hag", I'm sure you know exactly who I'm talking about), I will be spending my days, starting July 4th and ending September 2nd, eating uncontrollably.
Consider this to be an effort in expressing my absolute disapproval of Cindy Sheehan and her 'tardy entourage. Sure, I support troops coming home when the timing's right, but I certainly don't support the moonbats in any way.
Similar to Sheehag's strategic title, Troops Home Fast, I have titled my engorgement, Poops Come Fast (especially after devouring innumerable greasy edibles and tons and tons of junk).
Okay, well, I probably won't actually be taking part in it, but you get my point.
Besides, I really don't believe Sheehan and the other moonbats will honestly stick to their new diet, either. Something tells me those granola munchers will fake it in front of the public eye every chance they get, but behind the scenes... ya, right.
So, no, I will not be gorging on everything in sight, and I don't recommend it to anyone, but I can guarantee you this - every time I take a bite of something, I will not be thinking of that ugly mug, Sheehan.
*Buurrrp*
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Comments
That picture is out of this world!
The irony is that Michael Moron is the one of the dynamic duo who could stand to miss the most lunches!
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June 29, 2006 07:28 AM
Lol, Michael Moron is probably choosing not to participate in the interest of "authentic journalism" or some excuse, unfortunately, lol.
Posted by: Sam | June 29, 2006 01:27 PM