The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsSomething That Wouldn't Happen In Canada
A man tried to prove to his girlfriend that marriage is a good thing, worthy of the risks involved.
He tried to prove it by running through the streets naked:
A marriage-minded man ran naked through his neighborhood, trying to show his hesitant girlfriend that taking risks is important.But, the guy somehow ended up losing his persuasive argument when he nearly got his a$$ shot off:
The man responded that taking risks is an important part of life and, to prove his point, jumped out of a first-floor window and ran naked across the street.If you're at all like me, you're probably wondering how stupid this guy was for running around naked, or perhaps how dumb the gunman was for shooting without legal cause, using a concealed weapon.Before he could return, he spotted a couple walking and hid in some bushes to avoid them. A 28-year-old man noticed the bushes rustling and bare feet underneath, then drew a .40-caliber handgun and ordered the naked man out, police said.
The naked suitor ran away, but the armed man gave chase and threatened to shoot, police said. The gunman fired a shot and the naked man fell to the ground, suffering minor injuries.
And, if you read the title, you may be wondering what I meant by it all.
This sort of thing wouldn't happen in Canada, not because we are completely rational and would never do something so idiotic as run out of a window naked onto the street.
No, we'd do that for sure.
Nightly, if possible.
No, this thing wouldn't happen in Canada because we don't carry handguns.
A hunting rifle's the only way to go up here.
And another thing, when we take aim - what with all our bears and beasties - we shoot to kill and rarely ever nick 'em.
A naked targets, though, that had to be fun. I would have aimed for his "wee", lol.
