Top 10 Rejected Deodorant Names
1. The brand Old Man replaces Old Spice
2. Mennen's MoldAway
3. Forgotten Funk
4. Ladies Cheese Stick
5. Stink Defunctor
6. Woozy Whiff
7. Rotting Fish Stick
8. The Rancid Roll On for men
9. Pungent Pit
10. Dirty Secret Anti-Perspirant
Bonus: Hotel Bed Dry Stick
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Comments
Rancid Polecat. (Ken Shabby's favorite).
Posted by: AlanDP | June 27, 2006 03:34 AM
Ew. lol
Posted by: Sam | June 27, 2006 11:00 AM
11. Eau d'Stank
12. Pit Crew (for when you overheat)
13. Van Damme (because your pits is kickin')
14. Funk Off
15. Stink Be-Gone
Posted by: Ernie
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June 27, 2006 11:47 AM
Lol, Ernie, Funk Off happens to be my favourite.
Posted by: Sam | June 27, 2006 11:51 AM
There really is a German deodorant called "Mum."
Perhaps it's what the Gangs of New Orleans would wear.
Posted by: Tor | June 27, 2006 01:44 PM
Tor, I guess there are just some weirdos out there who really want to smell like Mum.
Ew.
Posted by: Sam | June 27, 2006 04:32 PM
And, the real perverts think they're rubbing Mum over their bodies.
*shudder*
Posted by: Sam | June 27, 2006 04:32 PM