The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Well, we'll get right down to it by announcing the World's Sexiest Meatatarian.

When it comes to sexy meat eaters, there is none sexier than Angelina Jolie, according to our voters.

Gee, like we didn't see that coming.

(I believe she uses that pussy to take down her prey)

Congratulations Jolie, I'm sure there's nothing the voters would like to see more than you slathered in BBQ sauce while downing a nice, juicy Kielbasa. Just everyone ignore this horrid image of her eating those poor, innocent fruit and veggies. And, let's hope she doesn't eat too much of that red meat that she claims to love, or she'll begin to look like this (roll mouse over picture to see the difference).

And, when it comes to manly meat eaters, nobody beats sexy Sam Elliot. The original voice of that mouth-watering tagline "Beef - it's what's for dinner" is the World's Sexiest Meatatarian from the men's category.

I don't know about others out there, but I could certainly live with seeing Sam Elliot grilling up and serving me a nice plump steak in the buff.

So there you have it folks. The World's Sexiest has been determined.

Please look forward to next week when our meeting of the PERVs will be held at Little Pigs Gourmet Pit.

Thanks to the PERV, Radioactive Jam, for setting that up for us.

Mmmm... bbq sandwiches... gurgle.

Props to Vice President PERV Diane's Stuff for the logo.