The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsWish I Had Put This Butt Up As The Moron Of The Week
Hat Tip: Where are my socks? for encouraging me to write on this one.
Ya, get off the road, motherf*#$ers, how dare drivers use the street to drive. Of all the nerve using the road for its intended purpose.
All the while I'm risking my nudey body - life, limb, and member.
Yes, I'm talking about those nude protesters.
THOUSANDS of nude cyclists pedalled around some of the world's cities at the weekend to protest against car-clogged streets and demand greater respect.*shudder*
I don't know about you, but the image on that guy's backside looks like a target to me.
;-D
Naked speedbumps.
The protesters had signs and slogans such as "one car less" and "bio methanol".
I don't know about one less car, but I know there will be one less idiot cycling on the road after the dude smacks the rubble for riding without any protective gear.
And, if you're wondering why they chose to go naked, here's their lame ARSE excuse:
"We feel naked when up against traffic because people don't see the bicycle as just another means of transport."Ya, sure, like it's not purely for shock value.
They also say that the event brought smiles to people's faces, but I'm sure it was more like uncontrollable laughter.
Morons.
Warning: The following link may cause you to lose your lunch. Oh ya, and it's NSFW.
Now, if you want to check out more naked protesters from other events around the world, check out this Not Safe For Work website.
Comments
People use nudity because it garners attention. It might not have anything to do with their cause but media eats anything with nude protests up like it was it's favorite meal. Besides the superficial protests from the public about public nudity, they quite like watching it..
Posted by: Joy | June 12, 2006 08:47 AM