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Todd A shares with us the trailer for the upcoming Wolverine movie - the prequel to the X-Men movies.
I don't know, for some reason I'm not all that eager to see it.
But, seeing as The Simpsons have contemplated a movie, as well, I think this one may be more appropriate: Wolverine vs Bart.
So, what's with all these old, virtually retired celebrities coming back with reality shows?
I mean, first we have The Osbournes, and perhaps I'm missing a few, but now there's Hogan Knows Best, Breaking Bonaduce, and My Fair Brady.
Of course, note they are all either from mtv or vh1.
And, I think the worst part about it is they play these shows when there is absolutely nothing else on tv. Though, I'm sure this is the only possible way they can get viewership because it all sucks royally, and I couldn't see any of it being successful in a prime time spot.
But, then again, I don't get any part of the reality show craze.
It's all suck-tacular to me.
It seems some nutjob of a stripper has skipped her court appearance for illegal possession of human remains.
The stripper kept a severed hand and some skulls in her house, and apparently she even named the hand "Freddy".
Leipow, Kay's former roommate, said the hand was a gift from a medical student who liked her dancing. Kay's mother told The Star-Ledger of Newark she believed the skulls were bought from a mail order catalog.Her roommate is also charged with psycho acts after he allegedly held up their other roommate with guns and knives and threatened her life.
To avoid court, the roommate also threatened to end his life by way of hammercide:
Kay was charged last week after someone called police and reported that McDonough was suicidal and threatening to kill himself with a hammer.Just how does one kill oneself with a hammer?
Bonk!
I mean, isn't it impossible to continue beating yourself repetitively enough to get the job done?
Nonetheless, I guess I should be thanking these two wackos for reminding me why I should never get myself a roommate.
What the hell is wrong with you? has done it again.
Not Dragonlady's World, which I accidentally put up, lol.
So, What the hell is wrong with you? is the one to beat this week as he's been the winner for two weeks in a row.
Congratulations, What the hell is wrong with you?, can you do it again, or will someone else be the next winner?
Good luck to everyone.
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To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?
PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.
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It's a great little reciprocal process, this capitalism thing, isn't it?
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What would life be like if I didn't post on every toilet topic I came across?
It would probably be a better one for you, eh.
Well, if you have a business and are looking for a unique new way to market your product, idea, or otherwise to customers on the run (or was that, who've got the runs), then perhaps you'd be interested Corporate Sponsored Porta Potties.
I don't know what you think, but I think this is an excellent idea, and I'm surprised it's taken as long as it has. I mean, what better way to advertise and 'sink the message in' than when 50 or so people are standing around at a packed outdoor concert, or something, and have nothing to look at, but the can.
Hmmm... come to think of it, that would be a great place for a Samantha Burns ad, lol.
So, tell me, is this true?
Is this really The Geek Hierarchy?
You know, 'cause I'm not a geek, so I wouldn't know if this is true or not.
But, I thought you might know.
Lol.
And, here's a long list of Absolutely Hilarious Computer Quotes.
This one is still my favourite
Yes, that's cow dung. And, it doesn't look like it in the picture, but that is one giant-sized pile.
No, I didn't take dimensions.
This post submitted by LostinLimaOhio, and approved by Sam.
As all you faithful readers know, there's some crazy blog awards going on right now. Sam's up for an award, as am I. Neither of us are winning. And personally, I think it's a tad unfair. After all, we deserve to win. So, I'm starting my own Blog Awards. It's what I like to call the Angry Woman Awards.
Now, there's more to the average angry woman than just that. It's really about a life style. A whole developed attitude. A way of living. Yes, we can be nice... even sweet at times, and even funny. But, mostly we are here to tell you what boils our blood, crawls under our skin like a bad case of crabs, you know... those things in life that just make us angry.The Angry Woman Awards is for rewarding the angry woman. Not the slightly moody woman, not the pleasant woman... but the angry woman.
You know... the woman with the blog that you read, which always makes you angry too. It's for the woman blogger who likes to rant, who likes to tell you just what is wrong with the world. The woman who criticizes Cindy Sheehan everyday, or who likes to tell terrorist where they can stick it. The woman who wages her own battle with those who annoy her most.
So, hopefully Sam approves this post, and let's me spread the anger that is The Angry Woman Awards. Because, you know if she doesn't... I'll just blog my anger about it on my own site.
This post submitted by LostinLimaOhio.
You all know how much I'm against cosmetic surgery right?
Well, in this case... scratch that.
Beaten with an ugly stick doesn't even begin to describe it.
The woman doesn't even need makeup for Hallowe-en, for gosh sakes.
In fact, a witch mask would be an improvement.
Yes, I am talking about Helen Thomas, which means that What the hell is wrong with you? is our winner once again.
Congrats What the hell is wrong with you?
For those unaware, Helen Thomas is the hideous face of presidential reporting. Thomas has been asking presidents stupid questions for well over 50 years, beginning with John F. Kennedy and ending (hopefully) with George W. Bush Jr.
Of course, Thomas has been chosen for the moron title primarily due to all her witless questions and responses that she's forced on the Bush administration.
I think many of us applauded Bush's decision to ignore Thomas's inane reportive queries - at least, I got a chuckle out of it when Thomas 'screeched' and 'hollered' about being overlooked during Bush's question-answer periods.
Not to mention, having her moved from the front row during press conferences to the back row:
Thomas has been moved to the back row during press conferences, although she still sits in the front row during press briefings. She is called upon at briefings on a daily basis but no longer ends Presidential news conferences by saying "Thank you, Mr. President." Asked why she is now seated in the back row, she said, "Because they don't like me...I ask too mean questions."Listen lady, the reason Bush moved you to the back and doesn't take your questions is simple: you're a butt, freaking, ugly.
He doesn't want to have to look at that.
I can empathise. After searching through image after image of this witchy woman, boy, can I empathise.
But, after Thomas's incessant whining about not being able to question him, Bush finally gave in a smidge and answered one question from the bat:
I'd like to ask you, Mr. President, your decision to invade Iraq has caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and Iraqis, wounds of Americans and Iraqis for a lifetime. Every reason given, publicly at least, has turned out not to be true. My question is: Why did you really want to go to war? From the moment you stepped into the White House, from your Cabinet -- your Cabinet officers, intelligence people, and so forth -- what was your real reason? You have said it wasn't oil -- quest for oil, it hasn't been Israel, or anything else. What was it?Wow, the moron finally gets a break, and she goes and asks this stupid, glaringly trivial question.
And, for all those out there that for some odd reason are stumped on this question, the second Bush press secretary, Scott McClellan, lays it out for you:
Well, first of all, the Iraqi people, we have heard from many of them who have expressed their appreciation--[Thomas interrupting]—for the removal of a brutal and oppressive regime. [Thomas interrupting.] Second of all, Zawahiri, bin Laden’s number two leader, has talked about how Iraq is the central front in the war on terrorism. [Thomas interrupting] We know that the terrorists want to create a safe haven from which they can plan and plot attacks. The stakes are high in Iraq, and that’s why it’s critical that we prevail in Iraq. Because it’ll be a major blow to the ambitions of the terrorists. They don’t want us in the Middle East. The Middle East is a dangerous region of the world. It has been a breeding ground for terrorism, a breeding ground where people have flown planes into building and attacked innocent civilians across the world. And that’s why it’s so critical that we prevail in Iraq as well, and we will, and the Iraqi people no longer live under a brutal, oppressive regime—a regime that was responsible for the systematic torture and killing of people who simply spoke out against that regime.And, if you still don't get it, then I can't help you.
But, back to the moron.
Helen Thomas has also spouted off moronic remarks such as
"I have never covered a president who actually wanted to go to war. Bush's policy of pre-emptive war is immoral - such a policy would legitimize Pearl Harbor. It's as if they learned none of the lessons from Vietnam."Ya, no wonder you never covered anyone like this; the US has never encountered such bizarre acts of terrorism before to have to go to war in this way.
You've never cover a president whose country was severely attacked and plotted against in this way.
So whatever, you bologna.
I do, however, find her comment regarding Dick Cheney and his potential run for president quite amusing:
"The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself. All we need is another liar...I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."Oh, pleeeaaassee, Cheney, please run for president.
Hey, I wonder if she is means she'll do a suicide bombing like her heros.
And, speaking of her "Hezbollah view" (thanks to Tony Snow, the latest White House Press Secretary, for that one), Thomas once questioned the first press secretary, Ari Fleischer, about civilian casualties:
At the earlier briefing, Ari, you said that the President deplored the taking of innocent lives. Does that apply to all innocent lives in the world? And I have a follow-up... My follow-up is, why does he want to drop bombs on innocent Iraqis?Idiot.
Obviously, he doesn't.
Thomas, why don't you take your other moonbat friends and go sympathise with the enemy on their own turf.
I mean, the semi-global, anti-terrorism strategy is nothing like the goals of the terrorists.
Just looking at recent actions is enough to understand the despicable nature of those creeps. And, I'm talking about how Hezbollah is blocking the civilians from fleeing the country, hence using them as pawns in the war.
Now that's f*cked up right there.
But, you go on Thomas. You go on and sympathise with the enemy.
Maybe they'll find a nice, fat, juicy suicide bomb to strap onto your back next.
(Oh wait, they're saving you to be one of their 72 virgins in heaven)
Anyhow, I've taken all I can take. There is so much more moronic behaviours and actions of this moron, but I just can't bare it. Congratulations again to What the hell is wrong with you?
PS - I did consider just making this article a series of pictures of Helen Thomas, but MR.BIG had a good point: if I did that I'd lose all my readers because they'd die from massive heaves.
I voted for my favourites, now it's your turn. I don't know how long the polls will be open, so go vote now.
PS - My category's at The Kag Report.
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Okay, then.
That's the name of this page I found recently: Hats on Pets.
Just when I think the web can't get any weirder.
I bet Bubba Joe's one of them biters.
Remind me to shoot myself if I ever do this to any of my pets. That is, if the pet doesn't kill me, itself.
Well, being Canadian, of course, it was advertised on every channel around here that Avril Lavigne got married recently.
Whoopy.
Anyhow, this is what her new hubby's going to get in about 50 years: Fountain of Age 3.
Lol, and be sure to check out the Janet Jackson one. Heidi Klum's pretty gross, too.
But, I don't get the Keith Richards one. What's different about it?
Don't you just want to say that to some jerks on the road once in a while.
... and that's while you're beating the tar out of him/her.
Well, it seems a woman in Brisbane got pretty ticked off at the vehicle she was travelling behind:
A female driver has taken a wrong turn on her way home - and ended up following a train along a railway line.If you can't drive fast enough, STAY OFF THE TRAIN TRACKS, you darn train!Police in Brisbane said the woman, 52, had picked up her daughter from work and was driving home about midnight on Saturday, when she took the wrong turn at a level crossing.
She allegedly drove along the track, honking her car horn at the train as she followed it for 300m before being stuck on the tracks.
She has been charged with dangerous driving.
How does a train get confused for another car, anyhow? I don't know about there, but here, the tail end of a train looks nothing like a car or truck - not even at night!
I think she should be let go without a charge, however. With that kind of stupidity, I'm guessing she doesn't have that long to live anyways.
Lady - the Darwin Awards have their eyes on you.
I've come to the conclusion: Lostinlimaohio is a pervert. Just kidding, but I do wonder how she happens to come across such smut as I'm about to share with you.
Well, if you're hungry for Hungary, then you may also be hungry for sex in Hungary after watching this NSFW tourist video.
As a way of promoting tourism at a Lake Balaton resort,
"the tourism authority is sending around an email with an internet link... to a short cartoon film which features a young blonde woman having sex with a married man on a fishing boat on the lake."I never thought I'd see such a risque tourism advert.
Quite funny.
According to others, the song played in the background for this video is an 80's remix of a song called Balaton Summer. Apparently, the song and the video are closely related as they both depict adultery and waterside romance.
And, when interviewed, the director of MT Rt's Balaton Region Tourism Project Office, Barbara Dani stated,
"I don't think the clip is overly sexual.Well, if that's not a sexual clip to them, then I'm moving to Hungary.Instead, I think it evokes memories and shows experiences that can be expected when we spend our vacation at Balaton."
I mean, if that doesn't depict animalistic lovin', then let's all go there to experience what IS sexual to them, lol.
And, if that video doesn't peak your interest, you may find this Go Israel one a little more to your tastes. Also funny.
I really enjoyed watching this video. The guy could have shut up, though, and they could have just showed the Smart Car Smash Up over and over again.
I don't care how well it does with the steel roll cage; "it still looks remarkably like" a piece of sh*t.
This is a cool find that I can't help, but share with you.
Let me find a few of my fav's for you:
Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...
Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!
Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain-cells! Now lets go back to that...building...thingy... where our beds and TV...is.
If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Recently, there has been a slight outrage over some guy's discriminatory sign against a neighbourhood developmentally challenged boy.
The man chose to hang a cardboard sign, stating "Caution Retard's in Area", on a tree, which is directed at the 13 year old boy who's developmentally delayed (I'll overlook the fact that the man wrote the sign with incorrect punctuation - what a 'tard, eh)
Well, in this day and age of being more aware of others and acknowledging them for who they are, I thought a more appropriate use of the sign would be:
Thanks to MR.BIG for the photoshop work.
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I just want to thank everyone who congratulated and/or linked me on my blogging anniversary... except MR.BIG who posted that without my knowledge while I was away from the computer (been visiting with family).
He's fired, by the way.
Oh wait, he controls all the technical aspects of my blog.
Nevermind.
Considering the ever-growing dichotomy between the US Democrats (lefties) and the Republicans (righties), I collaborated with MR.BIG (translation: he did most of the work while I slacked off, as usual) to come up with some pranks that may occur in the near future between the two parties.
I mean, the tension is getting to the point where there will be an inevitable apex after which both parties will just snap and get all giddy-like.
Well, that's one way tensions can break, anyhow.
So, here are some "funny pranks lefties could do on righties" and vice-versa "funny pranks righties could do on lefties".
1. Lefties may find it funny to make bumper stickers that read "I *heart* WAR for OIL" and put the stickers on righties' SUVs. --------- And, for righties "I *heart* WAR for OIL" could be put on the lefties' eco-weeny cars.
2. Another prank for lefties on righties: replace their newspaper cover with the headline "Recount Actually Shows Kerry Won Ohio!" with sub-headline "Bush conceeds and hands Kerry keys to White House".
3. In retaliation, righties may choose to send a fake article to lefties with the headline, "SHOCKER: Study Shows Meat Traces in Most Vegetarian Products!"
4. For a righty on a lefty, tell them Michael Moore will be presenting in town, but give them the address and time for the next local NRA meeting. Bonus points goes to those who get them to show up at an NRA "Bring a carcass and discuss how you killed it" Day.
5. For righty on a lefty - send them a fake military draft letter.
6. For a lefty to a righty retaliation - send them a fake invitation to a gay wedding.
7. For a righty on a lefty - convince all of lefty's friends to tell lefty that after a weekend at a 're-education' retreat, they are now solid Bush supporters and they now see the error of their ways (don't forget to put away the 'I *heart* Sheehan' t-shirts and Birkenstocks).
8. And, lefty to righty retaliation - convince righty that you won the lottery, but in good concience can't keep the money when so many poor people are suffering around the world. So, you've decided to donate the millions to worthy causes like the ACLU and planned parenthood... instead of selfishly keeping the money for yourself.
9. For a righty on a lefty - put a little script on their computer that forces their default home page to be always reset to "Right Wing News"
10. For a lefty to righty retaliation - fill their iPod with Dixie Chicks music and anti-war rantings with an occasional "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!" clip from Howard Dean spliced in.
Oh man, why couldn't they have these sound effects back when I was playing Space Invaders?
My high score... for now: 820.
Don't make fun.
It's been an awful long time since I played last.
Bored? Or, just looking for a cool game to play?
Well, try the Stare Game.
It's a fast, fun adventure that will have you screaming out for more.
Warning: may cause extreme boredom. Gamer discretion is advised.
Sounds like a typical night out on the town, eh?
In Waupun, Wis., in June, a 36-year-old man filed a police complaint against a female bartender at the Alcatraz Pub because she injured him by aggressively nuzzling him to her bosom during horseplay at the bar. [Fond du Lac Reporter, 6-19-06]
My only conclusion is he must have been gay. I see no other reason for the complaint, unless, of course, she's a rich bartender and he knew it and now he's trying to get a little of her wealth. But, rich bartender? I doubt it.
Speaking to an international medical meeting in Prague in June, Israeli fertility doctor Shevach Friedler said his research team had found that women exposed to brief entertainment by clowns were successful at in-vitro fertilization at almost twice the rate of women who had no clown exposure. Friedler, who is also a trained mime, attributed the difference to greater stress reduction. [MSNBC-Reuters, 6-21-06]
What in the world was this doctor on to even THINK to use clowns in his research? Must have been a The Simpsons fan.
Joseph Weir, 23, who confessed to New York City police in May to forcibly licking the feet of as many as 70 women, said he didn't mean to hurt anyone but just wanted "to make them laugh and smile and open to talk to me." "I get on my knees, grab their feet and bow," he said (according to a New York Post story). "I compliment women, I bow to them." [New York Post, 5-11-06]
Hey, you know what might also make someone laugh: tell a funny joke. But, whatever, licking feet might work too.
The Supreme Court of Canada affirmed in June that a woman divorced seven years ago is still so fragile from her husband's leaving her that she should continue to get spousal support (in spite of Canada's no-fault divorce law). [Globe and Mail-Canadian Press, 6-20-06]
"Oh whoa is me, I have no life, so much so that I have to dwell on something that happened 7 years ago." Man, for her to even try to get more money off an ex after 7 years suggests that she really is stuck in the past and perhaps even detests him that much to this day. Lady, move on! Let me guess - HE divorced YOU. And, I'm also guessing he was brilliant to do so.
This has been more great news submitted by Jim. Thanks Jim.
Thanks to Debbie, I didn't miss the fact that Sam has been posting her humour, ramblings and rants for one year today. This was left in the comments:
This is off topic, but I wanted to wish you a happy blogiversary tomorrow. How many years is it? Always enjoy reading your posts.
Debbie
Right Truth
If you want to give Sam a gift then migth I suggest something free, i.e. voting for her in the Blogs of Summer Humor/Satire at The Kag Report. Or throw her a bone by linking her and sending her a bit of traffic. Heck, a Jag would be nice too if you can swing it and its not too much trouble (she likes them).
Here are some statistics/facts about this blog for those who care:
1) 1600 posts since the start of the blog on year ago
2) Average of 4.3 posts a day, every day for 365 days
3) The entire list of posts here
4) Some 210,000 visitors have come to Sam's blog, which averages to 575 visitors per day since the start of the blog
5) Currently around 700 visitors per day come to Sam's blog
6) Some 326,000 page views of Sam's blog, which averages to 893 page views per day since the start of the blog
7) Many thanks to the following individuals have contributes at least one guest post (in order that I found them): Lostinlimaohio; The Conservative UAW Guy; Blue Blogging Soapbox; Polunatic; Sense of Soot; Theology Girl; The Miceman; Macstansbury.org; Abandoned Stuff by Saskboy; Welcome to Mildew Hall; 123beta; imaginekitty magazine; The Platypus Society; The Land of Ozz; Blogonomicon; Peakah's Provocations; Moonbat Monitor; New Victorian; Aprosexic; That.Man; King Erasmus; Dangerous Dan; Lingo Slinger; Muttering In Manitoba; Jeff and Diane's Stuff for the P.E.R.V. banner.
NOTE: If I forgot anyone on the list please don't take it personal. I added those I found but I may have accidently skipped a few when I did a search through the 1600 posts.
HAPPY BLOGIVERSARY SAM!
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Well, this is kinda cool and very unique to me.
There is also this weird thing called 6+=1 that you can check out and tinker with.
Odd, odd stuff.
Entering along the lines of dorky-ism, like those off-road Segways, here is the bombardier embrio, a motorcycle and unicycle combined.
Now tell me you wouldn't deserve getting creamed riding one of these things.
Apparently, it uses gyroscopic technology to keep you balanced, and it's environmentally sound, so you know we're going to see some real losers riding this thing.
But, all I think of when I see that thing is, "man, those clowns are getting lazy - not even motivated enough to pedal a unicycle anymore."
It seems that when you are in Vegas, just about anything goes.
And, by "goes", I really mean "goes".
As it stands, a person is literally able to urinate, defecate, or vomit in public because an ordinance in Las Vegas banning "immodest, improper or indecent behavior" does not include the leakage of bodily wastes.
"You want to urinate anywhere you want in the city, feel free to do it," Mayor Oscar Goodman told the newspaper in disgust. "My understanding is there won't be any criminal prosecution."However, until a new ordinance is drafted, the city is considering labelling the urination under the "'filthy fluids' law originally intended to ban oil dumping as a stopgap measure".
So, be warned all you Vegas partiers out there. Get your p*ssing and puking in before it's too late.
In other defecating news, it seems there is an uprising in San Diego after the city installed a pontoon potty that floats in the city's reservoir:
The S.S. Relief -- a hut-type, two-seat outhouse on a floating platform -- was anchored about 70 yards from the shore so boaters could answer nature's call without having to dock.Residents are complaining that it is an eyesore, and they would like the city to remove the Poo-Poo Pontoon.
In addition to the obvious "aesthetic abomination," the reservoir residents cite the fact that the loo is floating in the drinking water of thousands of San Diego residents. What if it tips, they ask.However, the city argues that the 'floatie' is stable and that it would take a Category 5 hurricane to tip the structure.
That, to me, is one sturdy, turdy station.
What the hell is wrong with you? won it last week for guessing correctly that Ward Churchill is a moron, not to mention being despicable.
So, now, will you let What the hell is wrong with you? get away with being the winner for another week, or will you be next to correctly guess who is the Moron Of The Week.
Good luck to all.
Here is the standard info for the game:
To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?
PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.
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I don't know if I exactly agree with this, especially since I couldn't answer "ALL" for question number 3.
You should have sex outdoors You are the romantic type and enjoy being spontaneous. You are not that into having other people watch though, so make sure that there is no one else around before getting busy. Take this quiz |
I'm not exactly the most romantic person around. Don't even really know what that means.
But, if they mean getting lathered in whi
