The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns911 Dating
This post submitted by me (Lostinlimaohio) while on my death bed, and approved by Sam for lack of anything better to do.
I've put some time in being married. And I've been with my husband for so long even before we got hitched, that the details on how to properly pick up a guy are a little fuzzy. That being said, I've shoved around the cobwebs hanging in my "how to pick up a guy" section of my mind... and I've come to the conclusion that this is not the way to do it.
Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door, then left.In fact, after reading the entire story, I'm even more willing to say it was a very bad attempt. Although, she did manage to get a date (to appear in court) out of the entire thing.Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return.
"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep."
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"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.
For those single 45 year old women out there that may be prompted to try something like this, you know just in case it works... here's some other suggestions:
Shoplifting at a store that has "cute" security guards.
Pounding a nail in your hand so you can meet a "nice" ER doctor.
Setting your house on fire, during the handsome EMT's shift.
Become a White House intern, while democrats are in office.
Article contributed by Lostinlimaohio
Comments
I have become so cynical I just accept that there are people like that in the world. At least it is comic relief.
Posted by: Ole Blue | July 17, 2006 12:54 PM