The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsBangkok Or Bust
Forget penile implants, try endangered species eggs.
It seems some Australian man, Wayne Floyd, thought he'd be a genius and stuff 6 eggs in his underwear as a way of smuggling the eggs to Bangkok.
Of course, like any criminal, the man had a lame-arse defense and claimed that he did it in the hopes of surprising his girlfriend.
"Surprise! You're dating an idiot!"
Floyd was about to board a flight from Sydney to Bangkok, Thailand, last November when a customs officer frisked him and noticed a suspicious bulge around his groin, the New South Wales District Court was told. A strip search revealed six eggs hidden inside a stocking in his underwear.What I want to know is how he planned on sitting in his scrunched up airline seat without making scrambled eggs in his pants.
I don't know about you, but I'm sure somewhere there's a good joke about this story in relation to his destination: Bangkok.
Bangkok, egg, in his underwear. It's got to write itself.
And, let's just forget about those "is that an egg in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" jokes.
Comments
Wow, the guy was fined $20,000 big ones for carrying eggs, those are some high quality eggs.
I bet they make for an unimpressive Monday morning breakfast! I mean, look at the chicken, everyone wants it's eggs for breakfast, and the chicken isn't endanger. Coincidence?
Let them go extinct, If they cant produce a nice meal, they're not worth the effort.
Just a thought.
Alexander Wunderlich
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Posted by: Nukes and Candy | July 20, 2006 05:26 PM
Ya, funny how the more you pay, the worse the product seems to become (at least with many foods, anyhow).
How many times do we go to a "fancy" restaurant, pay $20 or more, and get just about diddley-squat on our plate?
Throw me a burger, fries and ketchup. That's when I get full from a decent meal. Or, at least give me a big, thick slab of steak, not some miniscule piece of nothing that my stomach didn't even remember digesting.
Posted by: Sam | July 20, 2006 07:28 PM
He could have gotten away with 2 eggs.
Posted by: Mark B. | July 20, 2006 07:49 PM