The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

For those who missed it, Those Bastards brought word of Eddie Griffin (NBA Minnesota Timberwolves) and his run-in with the law. Apparently, Griffin was participating in a very special sort of non-spectator sport when he allegedly plowed into another vehicle.

Yes, I do believe it takes one heck of a remarkably hidden talent to not only drink and drive, but to also watch porn and masterbate, all at the same time.

Uh... no wonder he crashed.

I bet that took more strategy, determination, and maneuvering than his whole basketball career did. Too bad you can't get a college scholarship for that one; our schools would be full.