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... and, all the boys of the United States breathe a sigh of relief.
Michael Jackson is moving to Europe.
That's right, any child in the US under 12 can unclench their buttocks as Wacko Jacko contemplates a major move after his business affairs take a dive.
I'm just glad Canada isn't a comforting retreat to that scary monster.
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He must've learned that age-of-consent is much lower in some European countries.
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July 3, 2006 03:08 PM
Ew, but I wonder.
Posted by: Sam | July 3, 2006 04:35 PM
No, he learned that you can most likely lose your head from going into a women's toilet in a mall in Dubai.
(It's a nice mall, all things considered; when I went it was nice knowing I would go in the men's room and he WOULDN'T be there.)
Posted by: ben | July 3, 2006 05:17 PM
Sphincter alert!
Posted by: Butch | July 3, 2006 06:04 PM
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart? He heard that boy's briefs were half off!
How do you know if it is bed time at Michael Jackson's place? the big hand is on the little hand!
And so it goes….
Posted by: Mark Shipley | July 4, 2006 01:32 AM
lol, horrible.
Posted by: Sam | July 4, 2006 01:01 PM