The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

I don't even want to know what sex trade searching you were doing. I've decided to be nice to my readers and I've found a non-scam site where you can view your "needs". Just follow the link link here. Now back to the article...

This is a warning to all you sex trade workers out there (you know who you are), as well as to any other person (drag-dressing men and dominatrix women, alike) who wear stilettos.

Studies have indicated that high heels may, in fact, drive you crazy. And, I don't mean crazy as in they hurt your feet, but I mean crazy as in literally.

The well-heeled might have cause for alarm. A scientist in Sweden says wearing high heels can lead to mental disorders, and has drawn alarming parallels between stilettos and schizophrenia among women.

Jarl Flensmark says high heels cause their wearers to tense their calves in a way that normal walking never does. That could prevent neuro-receptors in the calf muscles from triggering release of dopamine, a compound necessary for mental well-being.

And, there's more news for the sexually promiscuous.

Got that itchy, burning feeling down below?

Well, it seems that there may be less of you out there than originally thought.

The rate of severe complications associated with chlamydia, the most commonly reported sexually transmitted disease, might be lower than commonly thought.

But, wait,

Others, however, were not convinced by the findings.

Importantly, Sperling added, the study only looked at hospital-reported complications, while most complications are not diagnosed in a hospital.

Oh well, I guess it's back to my non-stiletto wearing/non-whoring lifestyle... and I had such high hopes.