The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsFreddy Got A Stripper Fingered
It seems some nutjob of a stripper has skipped her court appearance for illegal possession of human remains.
The stripper kept a severed hand and some skulls in her house, and apparently she even named the hand "Freddy".
Leipow, Kay's former roommate, said the hand was a gift from a medical student who liked her dancing. Kay's mother told The Star-Ledger of Newark she believed the skulls were bought from a mail order catalog.Her roommate is also charged with psycho acts after he allegedly held up their other roommate with guns and knives and threatened her life.
To avoid court, the roommate also threatened to end his life by way of hammercide:
Kay was charged last week after someone called police and reported that McDonough was suicidal and threatening to kill himself with a hammer.Just how does one kill oneself with a hammer?
Bonk!
I mean, isn't it impossible to continue beating yourself repetitively enough to get the job done?
Nonetheless, I guess I should be thanking these two wackos for reminding me why I should never get myself a roommate.
Comments
Gee, lends new depth to the expression "dumber than a bag of hammers" doesn't it?
Posted by: David | July 31, 2006 01:20 PM
One word. "Let Em'"
Oh wait, that's two aint' it?
Posted by: MacBros | July 31, 2006 02:45 PM
Of course it's possible! If it wasn't, would Spotswood have offered a hammer to Gary as a way of "taking his own life" in Team America?
Posted by: grrrbear | July 31, 2006 04:43 PM
6 skulls, severed hand lead to stripper arrest ... she SO doesn't look like a stripper ... but she doesn't look like the freaky human-remains-loving type, either.
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August 7, 2006 06:50 AM