The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsGot This Email From Some Idjit
I recently received this email, my first hate mail if you don't count True Blue's trying to turn me into a leftist hippy ultra-feminist.
Ya, blogging for nearly a year, and this is the extent of my hate mail. Pretty lame hate mail if you ask me, too.
Subject Heading: get a life, CanuckFirst off, dude, try writing in better grammatical form if you are attempting to question me on my educational level.
Following culled from your humorous blog.
if you aren't offending by something
mostly humours angles on stories
You have a major in what? Do you even know who Cathy Sheehan is? Just how ignorant are you anyhow? I love it when the currently young verbally dump on the older than them. It's extra funny when a woman does it, of course. When women are young and firm and (in some cases) pretty they're on top of the world. Give it a few years. Then see what happens. It's funny, but sad, too. Hasslewhatever is an asshole, sure, but is it funny to slam him? I can't think of a greater waste of time with the exception of what I'm doing right now.
What the frick does "if you aren't offending by something, mostly humours angles on stories" mean? You speaka' da h'English? I can only interpret what you wrote to mean something about most of my articles are humourous, which I find them to be and don't give a d*mn if others do or don't. Fortunately, I have an amazing network of readers who do think the same as me, and I appreciate that greatly.
Second, no, I don't know who Cathy Sheehan is; I know who Cindy Sheehan is, however, and she is exactly the bullsh*t artist that many consider her to be.
Get your names correct if you want to whine about my blogging.
Third, I'm not exactly young. I've been through the youthful ignorance stage, and perhaps I'm setting myself up here for a slam, but I know I'm beyond that now. And, I'm going to be d*mn fine well into my 80's, thank you very much, because although I'm smokin' physically, my intelligence is the most sexiest - if I do say so myself - and that will be with me for a long time to come!
Sounds to me like you're going through some sort of gender/aging crisis since you mention it frequently, but that's just my assessment.
Finally, I don't know if Hasselhoff's an a$$hole like you claim, but he sets himself up as a douchebag to be poked fun of. Even Adam Sandler thrills at beating the cr*p out of jiggly-boobed Hoff in Click (which, yay, I got to see finally - where was the "you can do eet!" Rob Schneider comment. I missed it if they had it.) :-(
I think the funniest part of it is that I researched the name of the emailer, and it appears the person has left similar bull on other sites, stating that s/he doesn't know why s/he's wasting time commenting.
So don't, you fool! What's the bloody point? To be annoying and waste our time reading your drivel? Don't bother coming to read my blog if you don't agree with it; it certainly won't hurt my feelings any if you f*ck off.
Oh well, if anything, you gave me an article out of it all, anyhow. Glad I got it, too, since Lostinlimaohio hasn't been able to write for me in a while. So, I guess I can appreciate that about the sniveling story sent to me.
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Comments
That character sure sounded like he was high on Crack! but then again anyone who gets high on Crack sure doesn't know how to write in very good grammer. Those hippie freaks should be locked away in a rubber room.
Posted by: Phil | July 7, 2006 10:55 AM
Cathy Sheehan?
Too funny... Moron...
Posted by: Butch | July 7, 2006 12:27 PM
OK now! Let me say this about hippie freaks in a grammatically correct way-
I are one.
Of course as I've aged, I've kind of rolled over to the right but that's besides the point, I can still roll a doob if I so choose. The only reason I need to be locked away in a rubber room is because my kids drive me absolutely batshit. Now that that's said:
As far as the guy that wrote that letter is concerned- ignoramus. LOL You probably made his day posting about him.
Coming from the over-the-hill age of 52, I have to tell you Sam- damn straight you're still gonna rock no matter how old you get. I do.
By the way dude- if you happen to come and read your own press- Sam happens to be very humorous; of course you have to have a sense of humor to know that though. Jackass.
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July 7, 2006 12:52 PM
Hear, Hear Phil.
Butch, I found it rather comical myself, lol.
Posted by: Sam | July 7, 2006 12:54 PM
Lol, Diane, thought the same about making his day if I posted it. Pretty lame life if he gets off on making ignorant comments like that; nonetheless, as I said, he did give me a post to write, lol.
Posted by: Sam | July 7, 2006 01:04 PM
Freaking bitch. This calls for a slap fest. Tag team of course and I'm in your corner.
Posted by: Tramp | July 7, 2006 01:23 PM
"I can't think of a greater waste of time with the exception of what I'm doing right now."
Well at least they have an accurate self image. ;-)
Sob I NEVER get Hate mail on my blog. And I TRY so HARD to provoke it. ;-(
I have not gotten any real hate flames since I was told on the old CAIR discussion board before they nuked it (they were losing the intellectual battle)
That and I quote
"There are now Hundreds of the Faithful, Praying to Allah PBUH Daily that your Soul be Ripped Shrieking from your Body, by the Angel of Darkness and Thrown into the Bottomless Pit of Endless Torment!"
They even had directions on how exactly to form the prayer so that Allah PBUH would hear and grant it.
We are known by our enemies Sam, from that hight point mine have only been known by their absence.
I get in donnybrooks on liberal sites, they come to mine (I can tell from referral hits) spend some time on site and are silent.
Posted by: Dan Kauffman | July 7, 2006 02:32 PM
Thank your "attractive-leftist-feminist" stars that all you got was some idiot.
In my first few months of blogging, I had a right-wing, born-again ex-gay (sort of) who posted in detail about his "falls from grace". I laughed out loud at his weblog, ha ha, in one of my posts and naively linked to his site thinking others would find his whining as funny as I did. He wrote a post saying people "like me" were damned to hell and linked to my weblog several times in his post.
His prayer circle friends dropped by the next day, used up my entire monthly bandwidth, and didn't even have the courtesy to call me a HOMO or leave any comments at all. How rude, don't you think?
Posted by: Larry | July 7, 2006 07:43 PM
Larry, those bastards, eh. I don't quite get why sometimes something will strike commentary and other times, zip.
It's really weird to me when I spend a heck of a lot of time on something and get diddley-squat commentary, but a really short blip can get tons of commenting.
Posted by: Sam | July 7, 2006 11:29 PM
That sounds like something I would write in one of my Drunken Stupors.
It wasn't me though...right? Sam?....
Posted by: MacBros | July 8, 2006 05:21 PM
"because although I'm smokin' physically, my intelligence is the most sexiest."
I know- I'm watching you. You make me horny.
Oh horny...
Ahh yes... Take off the lid of your pen...
That's right... Write, write...
Oh Sam!
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Posted by: Strange man under the stairs | July 9, 2006 02:41 PM