Jump In My Car: David Hasselhoff Says To 3 Girls Disgusted By Him
I'll Hassel the Hoff all the f*ck that I want to.
I think... I think Regis Philbin, William Shatner, and David Hasselhoff were all separated at birth. They are all the weirdest old farts alive.
Here is a new video of David Hasselhoff with the second love of his life, Kit. First love, of course, is himself.
Makes sense that the girls are all grossed out by him in the video.
And, what was that they said, something about them knowing he's gay?
Oh, no, they said game. My mistake, but you can see how I got confused.
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UPDATE: MR.BIG thought I should put a warning on these, so warning, may cause involuntary retching in the form of nausea, loathing, and the possibility of vomiting up a little.
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Comments
Egads! You equate Captain/Admiral/Captain Kirk with Regis and Dorkelhoff????
Posted by: DragonLady | July 6, 2006 02:05 PM
I recently saw Captain Kirk put on ladies red stilettos for a commercial. Yes, I equate them all, lol
Posted by: Sam | July 6, 2006 03:20 PM
KIRK DID WHAT?! OMG! You realize I am going to have serious trouble sleeping tonight now...
LOL :-)
Posted by: DragonLady | July 6, 2006 05:21 PM
It's KITT. Two t's. It stands for Knight Industries Two Thousand. I just lost some street cred, didn't I?
Posted by: Igmar Fillipé | July 6, 2006 07:46 PM
Igmar - my mistake, but I'm certainly glad I'm not the one who knows the proper abbreviation for it, lol.
'Fraid so, Dragonlady. Couldn't believe it when I saw it. Scary.
Posted by: Sam | July 6, 2006 10:58 PM
Ugh! I am so traumatized, and I did sleep horribly last night. :-)
Posted by: DragonLady | July 7, 2006 06:04 AM
Damn, that was creepy.
Posted by: Richard | July 7, 2006 08:01 PM
He's always annoyed me. I've yet to understand Europes obsession.
Posted by: Geoffrey | July 8, 2006 06:16 AM
I have always been ambivalent about Hasselhoff, but this is just amazing…. These guy have tons of self irony, the video is funny as hell…you go Hasselhoff!
Posted by: mambo | July 20, 2006 03:43 AM