The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Honestly, just looking.

Not shopping around, or anything, no... just looking.

Actually not even looking, just accidentally clicked on the link, and fell upon it.

Didn't write it down as a search word, or nothin', just coincidence.

Yah, coincidence.

No, really, it was a mistake, an error on my part.

Ya, that's it. My knee bumped the keyboard and it clicked on to the link.

Ya, a boo-boo, that's it, a boo-boo.

Not my fault. I don't know what you're talking about.

I didn't do anything.

Perhaps this could be considered NSFW:

The Rabbit Vibrator Store.

Actually, I just thought I'd share this link with you, especially since the site owner offered me a free product to try.

Go. Visit. Now. Buy. Now.

bbbbuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzz....

UPDATE: Lostinlimaohio shares:

that if you're going to get one, you might as well go for this one: Impulse Jack Rabbit Vibrator

Really, I wouldn't know myself.... it's just that I have heard from other people, who wouldn't know themselves either...
because they heard it from other people, who wouldn't know themselves either...
because they heard it from other people, who wouldn't know themselves either...
because they heard it from other people, who wouldn't know themselves either...
because they heard it from other people, who wouldn't know themselves either...
because they heard it from other people, that that is the best one.

UPDATE: My life was practically threatened to not publish this, so here it is...

Lostinlimaohio shares some more:

Really, no one I know has ever admitted they personally know... but they all say they've heard that one is the best. I'm just trying to be nice and let you know so you get the best result from the money you'll be spending on batteries.

I personally would know nothing at all about it.

Oh, and get those special energizer batteries they make for digital cameras, not the cheap discount kind. You'll thank me later.

Next thing you know, this "person" will be sharing her favourite personal setting for the product, lol.