The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Dr. Jim Duncan, Superintendant of Wilson County(TN) Schools. [Read More]

» When you can no longer be right-wing from Planck's Constant
Richard A. Yonuger, a rather intelligent young man of the right wing persuasion checked himself into a major teaching hospital in New York last week. What happened next will astound you. The author of "Why We are Right in Iraq" ... [Read More]

» Improper Blogs from 123beta
If you're feeling improper [Read More]

» The best of the ducks this week! from Lil Duck Duck
Here’s a recap of my favorite posts of the week in case you missed them. I hope to be spending most of the weekend out and about with the lil’ duck, and NOT at the computer….. we’ll see, eh?? Lil’ Duck’s recent adven... [Read More]

» Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It… from Nerd. and so much more!
  This is from the Best of Craigslist in the San Francisco Bay area. I found this pretty humorous, and it asks girls to ponder a little bit more before our advances are spurned, or overlooked.. My thoughts are in italics . In the wide world ... [Read More]

» No wonder he knew so much about kids from Don Surber
Fill in the blank in this AP story from Columbus: “Officials are distancing themselves from a state-sponsored CD of children's songs recorded by prison inmates after it was revealed a ________ helped put it together.” [Read More]

» FREE BUNNY MCINTOSH from ★imaginekitty★
There are some good tips and other info if you get sent to the big house here: ADVENTURES FROM THE LIFE OF A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND: PART 1. Bunny Mcintosh’s husband had this to say about the whole ordeal: She was really funny about the whole thing.... [Read More]

» Hezbollah's End Of Days from Planck's Constant
If the UN, the leftist sissies of the EU, and our own defeatists would just mind their own f*ckin business and let Israel do its job, perhaps the world can be rid of a least one sub-specious on this planet: Hezbollah. [Read More]

» FNFO 9th !! from MacBros' Place
Welcome to the ninth installment of "Friday Night Flip Off!" The place you can finally end your week by releasing that much needed hand gesture that you've held back all week. This is for all them bastards you wanted to just shove a big ... [Read More]

» Former Secret Agent to Sue Cheney from The Kag Report
A former CIA agent has recently filed a lawsuit against Dick Cheney in retaliation for revealing her identity. “I was so deep undercover I didn’t even know who I was so of course it was very disturbing when that information was releasedâ€? sa... [Read More]

» Got a Problem? Make it like Zidane Butt Head! from Planck's Constant
Things are not always as they seem. For instance, look at this completely innocent photo: If you watched the FIFA World Cup of Soccer in Germany last week you might have heard about the infamous Zidane head-butt. But everyone sees things differently... [Read More]

» Justice for Priyadarshini from Selective Amnesia
A friend of mine, Rohit Mattoo, points me to a website - ourpriyadarshini.com which is hoping justice will be served for Priyadarshini Mattoo. Priyadarshini was born July 23, 1970 in Srinagar, Northern India. She was an award winning singer who had... [Read More]

» Irish National Yoga Team Takes Home Top Honors from Political Satire Fake News - The Nose On Your Face
Our sincere congratulations go out to the lads from the Irish National Yoga Team for winning first place at the recently completed World Cup of Yoga. In this exclusive photo taken from one of their training sessions, Keegan O'Shea (piss [Read More]

» ISRAEL BLASTS CENTRAL BEIRUT from Freedom Watch
Israeli aircraft strikes Beirut for the first time in a 4-day assault on Lebanon. One body was recovered in the attack on the Israeli warship that Israel says, "Iran assisted Hezbollah with," -- Israeli warplanes strike bridges near Lebanon-Syrian bo... [Read More]

» Barbi Twins On O'Reilly Factor from The World According To Carl
Perennial pinups, the Barbi Twins appeared on Bill O'Reilly tonight to speak out against the Los Angeles Animal Services Department's refusal of funds from a bikini contest and show. The two women who must be well in their forties now showed major ... [Read More]

» Parting Shot For The Paper Of Wreckage from Woody's News
Hat tips to GM's Corner and Grouchy Old Cripple. [Read More]

» BlamE the U.S. and IsraeL..who else? from Woman Honor Thyself
“KARACHI, Pak-istan - A suicide bomber blew himself up outside the home of a prominent Sh-iite Mus-lim cleric Friday, killing the cleric and a bodyguard and triggering a riot in this southern Pakistani city… ... [Read More]

» Carnival of the Blogging Chicks is up - Dream Theme from Lil Duck Duck
This edition of the Blogging Chicks carnival is particularly thought-provoking. There are some funny entries, like Gem’s, but mostly a lot of deep, thoughtful entries that will inspire you and give a great start to your week. Be sure to check it ... [Read More]

» Dastardly Discovery Distortions from TMH's Bacon Bits
The Media Research Center recently sent a ‘heads up’ notice regarding the Discovery Channel’s two hour special, Global Warming: What You Need To Know, which airs tonight, Sunday at 9 pm E/P. ... [Read More]

» Spend Hundreds of Dollars and Read Tons of Spam to Collect a Free $500 Gift from Conservative Cat
I'm sure most of you are aware of the $500 Spam Scam. Briefly, you receive an offer via EMAIL for a free $500 gift card. If you try to collect the $500 gift, you must register your EMAIL address with... [Read More]

» So how has your day gone? from Shadowscope
I have between about 25 employees or so. It's a pretty diverse group of folks, but for the most part they are ALL in a low income bracket, between 8-15k per year. With that comes an attitude of "you owe me" or "the government should make up the differe... [Read More]

» Hezbollah rocket strikes Haifa apartment building from Tel-Chai Nation
Towns in Israel's north are under attack by Hezbollah missiles, including Haifa, and the latest attack has damaged a 3-story apartment, injuring at least three people, one seriously. [Read More]