The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

» Heavy Metals from The Florida Masochist
I don't see any necessity for what EMD Chemicals is wanting to do. Hopefully the FDA will think twice about this decision, for I could see a nasty backfire some 10 to 20 years from now. [Read More]

» In Honor of… from Woman Honor Thyself
KIBBUTZ MERHAVYA, ISRAEL Israeli soldiers salute and cry at the grave site of Yonatan Hadassi yesterday. Hadassi was killed in an exchange of fire with Hez-bollah ji-hadis. ... [Read More]

» Where Are The Marines? from Blue Star Chronicles
I heard an American in Lebanon complaining on television the other day that she could not get out of Lebanon and there were bombs and all so she really wanted to go home and why wasn’t ‘the government’ there to help her and it’s getting kinda scary a... [Read More]

» Muslim Girl Scarlett Johansson in a Burqa? from Planck's Constant
I know what you're thinking: I'm just throwing sexy photos of Scarlett Johansson into this discussion of Muslim intolerance of Western Culture because I'm a sick, demented, obsessed-with-beautiful women pervert. Yes, It is true. I'm an All-American ... [Read More]

» The joy of the pool! from Lil Duck Duck
Lil’ Duck is easily thrilled, but nothing makes him happier than the promise of swimming in the pool. He jumps up and down, shouts with glee, then runs around collecting all his pool supplies. He gets his swimmies, his pool shoes, his swim diaper... [Read More]

» America's Face to the World from Blue Star Chronicles
I'm really glad that the Bush administration doesn't seem to be putting ANY pressure on Israel to back off their self-defense against the terrorists Hezbollah. [Read More]

» Patrick J Buchanan is an Asshat from DragonLady's World
Where are the Christians? First of all you asshat, if you were a Christian you would know exactly where the Christians are at. They are applauding Israel for finally fighting back. Where were you when Hamas and Hezbollah were attacking Israeli .... [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Chicago Alderman Edward Burke. [Read More]

» Top 9 Things Joe Liebermann Finds Preferrable To Bill Clinton's Campaign Support from Political Satire Fake News - The Nose On Your Face
Judging by Bill Clinton's recent track record of endorsing candidates, we had a hunch that Senator Joe Liebermann might have been a bit nervous upon learning that he was going to receive support from the former President. After discovering that [Read More]

» FNFO 10th !! from MacBros' Place
Welcome to the Tenth installment of "Friday Night Flip Off!" The place you can finally end your week by releasing that much needed hand gesture that you've held back all week. This is for all them bastards you wanted to just shove a big ... [Read More]

» Lou Dobbs - Brilliant Financial Expert and Moron S from Planck's Constant
Suppose you have a son that wants to open up a tanning salon in Tangiers. Why Tangiers? you may ask. Seems there are planty of brown people there already and the sun shines like 360 days a year. Well, your boy says, "Think of the name: Tangiers Tanni... [Read More]

» Minimum Wage in Maine from Tor's Rants
Here's my one bit of advice for those who are making minimum wage in Maine: don't have two children. You can't afford them. As a matter of fact, even if you're making considerably more than the minimum wage, you still can't afford them. If you've alr... [Read More]

» 100,000 and Counting from Jon Swift
On the occasion of my 100,000th visitor I recount some of the comments my blog has received such as this one: \"Your use of political blogging is comparable to giving a monkey a gun.\" [Read More]

» The best of last week’s posts…. from Lil Duck Duck
This list just HAS to start with the chocolate pudding incident, it summarizes the whole week! Here’s how we cleaned it up…. Teething Remedies - will be updated this week with some more ideas as well! 13 cute things that Lil’ Duck is ... [Read More]

» Hundreds of Israeli Troops MOVING IN from Assorted Babble by Suzie
Hundreds of Israeli troops moved in and out of Lebanon Saturday, taking control of a village and engaging Hezbollah militants by land, sea and air as part of the country's limited ground campaign. [Read More]

» Not Very Funny from The Florida Masochist
Congressman Wexler if you ever leave office you may have potential as a comedian. [Read More]

» Kidnapping and Murder as a Cheap Public Relations Gimmick from Conservative Cat
As someone who trolls news blogs, you are probably much more informed than the average person; however, can you tell me in less then 10 seconds the name of Iraq terrorist leader Abu Musab al Zarqawi's replacement? Probably not. (It's... [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is the Electric Utility, Con Edison. [Read More]

» Osama Bin Laden's Garbage Can from Planck's Constant
Perhaps Afghanistan's only moderate Muslim, Mujib ibn Gamalfokker sent me a letter saying that although he hated Planck's Constant he hated Osama bin Laden even more. Osama had taken Mujib's favorite goat and as revenge, Mujib said he would sell me t... [Read More]

» Bored? Me Too... from 123beta
This won't help... [Read More]

» Demand Justice for the Pendleton 8 from Blue Star Chronicles
Seven Marines and one Navy Corpman were arrested in May 2006 following accusations that they had been involved in the murder of a man in Iraq. The accusations were made by Iraqi locals. This accusation came immediately after the accusations that Mari... [Read More]

» Beeripedia - the Beer Wiki from Pirates! Man Your Women!
http://www.beerpedia.com - Come visit and contribute! It’ll make you feel good! ... [Read More]