The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Welcome all PERVs to another veggie-free meeting.

Today we shall discuss an approach we can use to misguide, I mean inform vegetable eaters on in the hopes of turning them off of eating those poor, innocent plants.

This is an idea brought forth by Radioactive Jam who once confessed, "while on my way to work... my mind strayed to PERV thoughts".

Congrats, Radioactive Jam, I'm glad you are getting in touch with your inner PERV.

At the same time, he suggested that we should be "raising public awareness of PERVs mission... and 'illustrating' what might happen should normally docile vegetables choose violence against their abusers".

It is true, PERVs. Spread the word to all veggie munchers that they are asking for trouble every time they chew on a carrot or masticate using pickles.

Hand out these flyers to anyone and everyone you meet as a way to spread the word. Vegetables can easily turn themselves into WMD by impaling their victims.

Only you can PERVent veggie abuse.

VIVA LA PERV!

Meeting adjourned.

Thanks to VP PERV Diane's Stuff for the logo.

And, thanks to Radioactive Jam for catchy terms like "PERVentable".

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