The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsYour Source For Cool The Simpsons Quotes
This is a cool find that I can't help, but share with you.
Let me find a few of my fav's for you:
Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...
Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!
Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain-cells! Now lets go back to that...building...thingy... where our beds and TV...is.
If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Comments
"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such..."
Awesome.
Posted by: FIAR | July 26, 2006 03:51 PM
"Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."
Posted by: FIAR | July 26, 2006 03:59 PM
This one seems particularly apropos:
"The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!"
Posted by: emawkc | July 27, 2006 09:16 AM
That's crazy.....I grew up on TV and I turned out TV.
Posted by: Jesse | August 8, 2007 04:47 PM