The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsTop 10 Poorly Made Up Stripper Names
Each of these has one name that has actually been used by some stripper. I've merely added to their names to make them less than adequate.
1. Dirty Skivies
2. Sugar Rot
3. Crusty Peaches
4. Titti Sags
5. Bunny Guts
6. Bambi Shooter
7. Belle Hop
8. Fart Breeze
9. Dead Mink
10. Zirconia (rather than Diamond)
Got any of your own to share with us?
You might also want to check out Just A Girl's site where they are discussing stripper names and where people's names originate.
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Paren O'Spare
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July 5, 2006 10:15 AM
4. Titti Sags
Credit for this one goes to Colin Mochrie: "Milk Duds"
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July 5, 2006 10:16 AM
I knew a stripper named Candy Box, once. She had a navel you could fit a grapefruit into, and nipples that could slice a ream of construction paper.
Nice girl.
Posted by: Dave D | July 5, 2006 10:17 AM
Lol, geesh.
Posted by: Sam | July 5, 2006 01:03 PM
Well at least those are not stripper names that I have beard before. Seems like strippers can only choose from five stage names: Nikki, Bambi, Heather, Viki, and Star.
I did know a woman once named Ima Hoover. Maybe she was a stripper.
Posted by: ole blue | July 5, 2006 01:50 PM
hahaha... "Zirconia"
1. Sunshine Cottagecheese
2. Licky Nosebleed
3. Assnolia S. teedee
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Alexander W.
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Posted by: Alexander Wunderlich | July 5, 2006 06:11 PM
Lol, I like that third option
Posted by: Sam | July 5, 2006 08:13 PM
Hehehe. That's pretty funny, Kenny. My fave is Fart Breeze
Posted by: mel | July 6, 2006 07:50 AM