The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

If you missed it, The Ten O'Clock Scholar explained male fantasies a bit for us in a previous article commentary regarding a man on man photoshop job, and I was just wondering if other guys concur with this notion.

Though speaking as a man, I don't think women fantasize about man-on-man action; I think the photoshopper was just having fun turning the tables on the standard male fantasy of girl/girl.

Now, you might ask, what's up with that? The simple answer is it's the next stage of voyeurism: seeing not just naked women, but people having sex! Making them both female however avoids having to see some hairy dude, and protects the viewer from any accusations of latent male homosexuality.

While I'm at it, I'll also explain the "twins" fetish for ya! Of course, if one woman is good, two are better -- double everything! Hence the standard "I want two women" fantasy. But, one woman is complicated, so two are even harder to understand and relate to. What to do? Aha! Twins! It's ONE woman, with TWO bodies! Problem solved!

The icky fact that they are really sisters is mentally suppressed; they are simply thought of as a single entity.

See how the male mind works?

You're probably sorry now! :-)

;-D

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Posted by Samantha at 05:06 PM | Permalink | Comments (8)

Once again, here is an article reproduced from my lifesaver, 123beta's place.

There's only a bit of time left, folks.

Summertime is here... Vacations are in-line

Here's one way to mess with your co-worker(s) while they're on vacation:

Please feel free to add your own in the comments section....

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Posted by Samantha at 01:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (3)

We all know that the US Mexican immigration issue is a hot topic these days, but I think they might be going to the extreme just a little bit when a GEOGRAPHY teacher is coerced into taking down his classroom flags.

The principal claimed he insisted the teacher take down the flags (Mexican, as well as other countries' flags) or be suspended.

The teacher opted for the suspension.

Good on ya!

What pathetic world does one live in when they can't teach geography or display something as geographically relevant as a foreign flag.

The principal stated that he feared the 7th Grade students would organise a protest.

Hey, "mister no-balls" principal, try using some common sense and supporting your teachers for once.

And, you wonder why teachers feel so disenfranchised these days.

Oh, and while you're at it, "Mr. No-Balls", try standing up to those 12 year olds and letting them know there will be consequences if they choose to protest.

Can you do that, or does that go against your "bend over and take it up the butt" approach to student discipline?

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Posted by Samantha at 10:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

This post submitted by Lostinlimaohio, and not approved by Sam.... at all, in any way.

I've been hearing a lot of complaining about the price of gas lately. I really can't say that I understand any of it, because personally I've noticed that despite the so called "rise in gas prices" it still costs me the same to fill up my tank as it did five years ago. In fact, by sending my husband to do it, I not only haven't had to experience the raise in costs, but I also haven't had to deal with that "just put gas in the car" smell on my hands.

So, because I have had the luckiness of marrying someone who is willing to pump gas for me, I really had no idea what the rest of you have been going through.... at least not until today. In fact, today my eyes were completely opened up to the problem that so many of you are facing, and I feel for you all.

It seems that gas prices have gotten so bad, people are having to make the most difficult choice in the world, which is probably also the most important choice they will ever have to make:

Put gas in the car, or have sex with a hooker.

That's right people. The cost of gas has gotten so incredibly high that some of us are having to give up sex with hookers just to be able to fill up our tanks.

Now, before you start scrambling to count the money in your wallets, and checking the gas gauge on your car against other gauges- you should know that there is help out there. Yes, there is a way for you to manage to have both gas in your car, and a hooker in your bed- all thanks to a brothel in Sydney.

Australian brothels are offering clients discounts based on their gas bills. [...] "If you come in and spend time with one of our lovely ladies, we'll give you a discount of 20 cents a liter," Kerry, manager of Sydney brothel The Site, told Reuters Wednesday. [...] Once you've filled up your car, bring your receipt to the brothel and they'll discount the price of your visit.

That's right folks, you can still afford to fill one tank and empty another. Never again will you have to face the tough decision of whether you should get laid or get gas.

This post submitted by Lostinlimaohio, with many apologies to Sam.

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Posted by lostinlimaohio at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

I scream, you scream, we all scream for squid ice cream.

Here is a list of 10 Things To Make You Want to Puke.

Although, I could see pearl lollipops becoming a stupid Hollyweird trend.

But, I never thought I'd be disgusted by sausage.

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Posted by Samantha at 05:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)

If women ruled.

I don't get the Maxim one, though. Is it typical for women to fantasize about man on man scenarios? I don't, but maybe I'm the exception???

Here's a little Canuckistani pride: If Canadians ruled

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Posted by Samantha at 01:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (3)

Another great one from 123beta.

Test tube meat.

...er, not.

Okay, I may be a meatatarian, but this might just be going too far.

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Posted by Samantha at 10:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Committees of Correspondence has done it again, with some excellent coverage of the Global Warming "Crisis" and the realities of Natural Cycles.

Unfortunately, I think those who need to read this article the most are also those who are too dumb to comprehend the message in the first place.

Well worth the read, though, as always.

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Posted by Samantha at 07:00 AM | Permalink

Hugs to 123beta for helping me out and allowing me to reproduce his stuff here while I'm away.

That's right. It turns out that President Bush's highly successful tax-cuts, that have significantly benefitted the national economy, were originally intended to help Ann Coulter conquer welfare recipients! At least, that's according to The George W. Bush Conspiracy Theory Generator.

No longer do we have to wait for the next tin-foil hat convention to find out the newest conspiracy theory about President Bush. Now, sophisticated technology allows anyone to come up with their own conspiracy using the same randomness and incoherence as can be found in downtown Berkeley or Ward Churchill's classroom. Don't be the last to find out that "George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that Rush Limbaugh and big corporations could kill Al Franken". Hurry up and get on over to The George W. Bush Conspiracy Theory Generator, and speak truth to power.

Thanks again, Butch.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

The chick with the attitude is quite funny.

Put on a Happy Face

I guess you don't have to be too upset that you're heading to jail, eh.

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Posted by Samantha at 05:03 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

You may think this is cool, but this is similar to the kind of sh*t us Canadian kids had to watch in between Saturday morning cartoons.

Part of the National Film Board of Canada's move toward promoting Canadian content and culture.

Here's a claymation video.

Here's a popular animation from Canada The Cat Came Back.

But, this is probably the most popular, and still favourite, animation in Canadian Vignettes: The Log Driver's Waltz.

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Posted by Samantha at 01:00 PM | Permalink

This won't help...

H/T This bit of boredom funny comes from 123beta who found it at Finestkind Clinic and Fish Market's place.

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Posted by Samantha at 10:03 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)

Although I'm away from the computer, somehow I managed to reproduce (steal) the following article from 123beta. Okay, he gave me permission, but it looks more rebellious if I say "steal".

Ya, I'm a punk a$$.

I have no idea if the following quotes are real or not but they're funny...

'I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not
pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."
--Eleanor Roosevelt

'The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good
ending; and to have the two as close together as possible'.
--George Burns

'Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year'.
--Victor Borge

'I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury'.
--Groucho Marx

'I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back'.
--Zsa Zsa Gabor

'Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat'.
--Alex Levine

'Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP'.
--Joe Namath

'I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap'.
--Bob Hope

'I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it'.
--W.C. Fields

'Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you'.
--Winston Churchill

'By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
--Billy Crystal

AND my favorite:

'Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."
--Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

Much appreciated, Butch.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)

I've never seen so many darn balloons all at one time.

Check out the Homer Simpson and motorcycle balloons.

Pretty cool.

Of course, the site wouldn't be complete without a toilet balloon.

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Posted by Samantha at 05:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

The Simpsons

I swear I didn't manipulate the answers to get this outcome.

Okay, maybe I did just a little. I originally got Bromwell High, but haven't seen it to know what it is, so I tried again.

(click the image to take the quiz)

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Posted by Samantha at 01:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (9)

Here's somemore great news bits from Jim.

Jay and Laura Flynn of Lilburn, Ga., filed a $111 million lawsuit in June against Home Depot and the maker of Tile Perfect Stand'N Seal Grout Cleaner, charging that a defect caused toxic fumes that permanently destroyed half of Jay's lung capacity, which, among other effects, according to Laura, ended the couple's "extremely active love life." She added, "I mean every day. But now that is over." [WDUN (Gainesville, Ga.)-AP, 6-14-06]

In June, Betty Jean Barachie was sentenced to 27 months in prison for embezzling $1.5 million from her employer so that she could indulge a mindless compulsive-shopping habit; among her inexplicable, 1,500-item haul were 58 coats, 16 chain saws, more than 3,000 books, and a John Deere tractor. [Express-Times (Easton, Pa.)-AP, 6-28-06]

What the...?

That's just flat out insane. I have no further comment.

Thanks, as always, Jim.

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Posted by Samantha at 10:02 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

von has done it again.

So, von is the one to beat this week as he's been the winner more than once now.

Congratulations, von, can you do it again, or will someone else be the next winner?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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While you're here trackbacking your best stuff, please click some blogads to help support this blog.

Plus, when you're done here, why not head to macbro's place for a Friday Night Flip Off. He's looking for more submission, so why not de-stress a little and flip off the week.

Also check out Diane's Stuff and play her Dead Guy game. It's fun stuff, and you may even win a tinfoil crown.

Here's the info for open trackbacks:

Trackback articles that showcase your work and discuss whatever you want to attract new readers (linking this article in return of course).

Look to the right of this site to find out which OTA members are doing open trackbacks.

Do NOT link other posts doing open trackbacks. Use Linkfest Haven instead.

To learn about OTA and trackbacking, click on the OTA link:

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Posted by Samantha at 08:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Have you seen Swarm?

You can go there to see exactly what websites people are visiting at the very moment you go there.

Why would you possibly want to know this information?

No clue.

Why would someone create a site like that?

My guess is boredom.

But, you might find a new site there that you've never seen before, so it may be worth checking out to you.

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Posted by Samantha at 05:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)

This site has all the gadget you could think of for the rich and not so rich.

If you're rich, you may want some of these Top 10 Gadgets for the Filthy Rich.

I think if the tv wasn't plasma, I'd want it more, but the Armedchair is pretty cool.

I'll take one in black.

Here is a more modest list for those who are of average wealth.

Top 10 Gadgets You Can Actually Afford.

And, here is my category, cheap-a$$ broke, and this is all I can afford:

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Posted by Samantha at 01:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (6)

Going to be dealing with some family stuff over the next week, but I will have stuff posted.

I couldn't get to my usual 10 am article posting today, so here's a video link for a little time wasting.

Internet is for Porn.

Also, if anyone has an article (or two or three) they would like to send in to me today, please send it my way and I will post it on my blog for next week (if it meets my standards - which are pretty low, believe it or not).

It would help me out greatly if you send something in since I don't have the ability to post daily for the coming week. Added incentive: cross post your work (or use an older article you've already written) so that you have double the exposure for the same amount of work.

I also have MR.BIG helping me some, and I have some revisited stuff, as well as the Moron of the Week available, and I'll be back to it asap. See you all again soon.

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Posted by Samantha at 10:01 AM | Permalink

von won it again. If you don't remember (and I don't expect you to, lol), von won once before for knowing that nutty Elton John was a moron, so I guess it's no surprise that von also knew that squirrelly John F. Kerry is this week's moron.

You know, thinking of the name, how many of you want to bet that Kerry changed his middle name just to get the initials JFK.

It wouldn't surprise me with all his fruitcakey ideas.

Like, for instance, his belief that diplomacy would have worked better than the Iraq war as a way to stop Saddam, terrorism, etc.

Of his own views on Iraq, Kerry stated forthrightly, "The course of this country in Iraq is making the world more dangerous."

Kerry also criticized President Bush's approach to the troubled region.

"I know that I would have handled the diplomacy," he said.

How many more years of "diplomacy" (hence, terrorist attacks as we wait for you to try to talk your way out of war with the enemies) would you put us all through before you realise that diplomacy doesn't work in every situation, including this one?

Moron, you can flap your gums all you want, but it doesn't hold up to their guns and bombs when they're not listening.

All this anti-war babble from some dweeb who tends to exaggerate his heroism in the Vietnam War.

... SBVT members included two of Kerry's former commanding officers, Grant Hibbard and George Elliott. Hibbard and Elliott have alleged, respectively, that Kerry's first Purple Heart and Silver Star were undeserved.

Kerry, in an interview, stated,

"There are all kinds of atrocities, and I would have to say that, yes, yes, I committed the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers have committed in that I took part in shootings in free fire zones.

And I believe that the men who designed these, the men who designed the free fire zone, the men who ordered us, the men who signed off the air raid strike areas, I think these men, by the letter of the law, the same letter of the law that tried Lieutenant Calley, are war criminals."

Now, as a country, would you really want to elect war criminal as your president? Someone who considers himself a despicable creature. Why would anyone vote for someone so messed up to LEAD their country?

What a numbnut. It's like he's asking for failure.

But, aside from his wartime idiocies, Kerry proves himself moronic as a "runner" as well.

Yes, Kerry claims to be a marathon runner.

How trendy.

Too bad it's not likely true; maybe he'd stop running his mouth to focus on running his feet instead.

Anyhow, Malkin shares a few reasons why she doesn't think it is true, either.

But, what I really think is that he'll flip-flop on that in a year and claim he's actually a triathlon champ instead.

It wouldn't be surprising after all the flip-flopping he's done.

Flip: Kerry supports the Iraq war in 2002.
Flop: after announcing his candidacy run in 2003, he claimed his support was a bluff.

Flip: also in 2003, Kerry stood by his vote authorising the use of force in the war efforts.
Flop: during the 2004 campaign, he didn't believe the president should have taken them to war.

Flippin' and a Floppin': Kerry quote - “I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.�

Oh, and he doesn't just confuse there; he's also baffling people with his stance on same-sex marriages.

Geez, with that article, he's left me so flopped that I don't know what's what anymore, and I really can't even quote from it - my head would explode from the fuddled mess of his speech.

ACK!

He's going to drive me to senility.

And, speaking of senectitude, doesn't Kerry look like someone who should be driving to a Country Kitchen Buffet rather than squawking publicly?

Anyhow, on a final note ('cause I'm sooo done with this moron), I want to remind you of the Kerry who whined about the terror alert issuance.

Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry says he would discontinue the color-coded terror alerts issued by the Department of Homeland Security and find "some more thoughtful way of alerting America."

Well, congrats again to von on the win.

Oh ya, and before I forget, here's John Kerry: the human space turd.

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John Kerry Still An Idiot
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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

It must be because I've got this weird link for you and one that I had earlier today.

This is Echogenesis where you can scroll around and click things to make them move and do stuff.

Don't ask me why someone would waste time creating something so boring (boring to me, anyhow).

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Posted by Samantha at 05:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)

You can literally get lost at this wacked out website calledVirtually Lost.

A little artsy-fartsy, but I thought I'd share it with you nonetheless.

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Posted by Samantha at 01:00 PM | Permalink

It seems China is taking steps to combat airline dangers by insisting that their flight attendants know kung fu.

To work as a flight attendant, young women, for the first time in the country, are to be required to have martial arts skills, sources close to Sichuan Airlines confirmed this week.

Next Thursday, the airline is to recruit 70 hostesses from Chengdu and Chongqing to work for a new flight route from Chengdu to Seoul in South Korea.

One of the priority conditions for candidates will reportedly be knowledge of kung fu, as staff with such experience are believed to be able to help the airlines further secure its aviation safety.

Sumo wrestling stewardesses, that's what we should have in North America.

Actually, in Canada, one way to stop disgruntled flyers, or terrorists, from making a$$es of themselves could be to have a drunken b*tches cabin crew.

That'll shut up the jerks on board.

B*tch slap 'em around a little.

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Posted by Samantha at 10:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)

And, no, this is not about Doublemint Gum.

It's about a man with diphallus, or two penises.

An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.

The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

I wonder if he has double the horniness, or double the "sex on the brain".

Fellas, if you were born with two, would you want to remove one? Could you lop off your best buddy?

Ouch.

Now, I think what would really make the news is if a woman with two hoo-hoos wanted to remove one.

What would that be called anyhow? Dicoochie? Multi-Twat?

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (12)

If I had a camera, and a felt pen, I'd screw with you, too, once you fell asleep.

But, there are other weird moments caught on camera at this site:

Stupid People Do Stupid Things.

What the frick is with duck tape dude?

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Posted by Samantha at 05:01 PM | Permalink

No offense meant to those who suffer from it, but I'm going to have some fun here nonetheless (not that I wouldn't do it anyhow; everything's fair game here).

Go ahead and stake your claim on this domain that I'm about to hurl on you:

SplurgeAndPurge.com

I don't know about you, but I think this would make for a great bulimia website.

And, I guess it's no surprise that the domains listed a year ago are still available.

Get them while they're hot!

Top 10 Domains You Would Expect to Have Been Registered

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Posted by Samantha at 01:00 PM | Permalink

Here are some more wacky news finds, care of Jim.

At commencement this year at Gallatin High School in Nashville, Tenn., the principal had the valedictorian arrested for trying to make a speech that was reserved for the senior class president.[WTVF-TV (Nashville), 5-24-06]

The b*st*rd! How dare he try to steal someone else's thunder. Oh, the shame, the horror of it all. Won't somebody please think of the children?

The Buffalo (N.Y.) News reported skyrocketing absentee rates at local high schools this spring because of a new district policy that the lowest possible semester grade would be 50, even for those missing every class (meaning that a grade as low as 80 for one semester could be averaged with a no-show 50 to reach the minimum-passing grade of 65). [Buffalo News, 6-9-06]

I would have insisted my parents move to Buffalo if they did this while I was in high school. Woo hoo, skipping school and still passing - what could be better?

Duh. Talk about making a mockery of the education system.

More than 70 children got separated from their parents during the Taste of Chicago festival on June 30, but one 6-year-old boy was still unclaimed as of July 7, according to the Chicago Sun-Times, citing a police spokesperson. The boy was eventually turned over to the state Department of Children and Family Services, which found that his family had a spotty record of supporting him even before the festival. [Chicago Sun-Times, 7-8-06]

Hmmm... now where did I put that child of mine?

Hey, we're missing Johnny, where's Johnny? Oh well, he'll show up somewhere.

So, why is it again that we can't enforce a child-bearing application form to parents?

A former police official and current aggressive, respected Wellington, New Zealand, litigator, Rob Moodie, 67, said in July that he is tired of the old-boy network of male lawyers and judges, and that henceforth he will show his disdain by dressing in women's clothes in court. The worse the "corruption" he senses, the frillier will be his outfits, said the married father of three, who also said he happens to like women's clothes, but that it took the pervasive male courthouse culture to bring that into the open. Moodie said already he has enjoyed giving "a flash of lace at the urinal" but said he would keep his trademark moustache. [The Dominion Post (Wellington), 7-25-06]

Some people will use any excuse to go cross-dressing.

I don't know if I'd want him representing me, however. Don't know about you, but he doesn't seem like someone I'd take seriously.

Thanks Jim.

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Posted by Samantha at 10:02 AM | Permalink

You heard me, I said dog wigs!

Apparently, this is one woman's dream job... supplying wigs to canines.

The wig maker, who has worked with stars such as Jackie Gleason, Judy Garland and Marisa Tomei, is now designing hairpieces for dogs -- braids, curls, and extensions that can be dyed, highlighted and styled to order for pampered pets.

Ya, 'cause my dogs always suffered with the belief that they weren't sexy enough.

What's next?

Doggy tummy tucks?

Tail implants?

Puppy penis pumps?

Oh, and surprise, surprise, she hasn't sold any yet.

I guess Paris Hilton hasn't heard that she can now decorate her living, furry accessories.

It's only a matter of time before this becomes some f*cked up celebrity fad.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

I'm aware that if you are a geek, then you probably already know the answer, but here's a quiz to find out for sure.

How geeky are you?

Here is my Geek Test Result:

You are 27.5% geeky.

The current average score is: 30.61%

Fact: 7.80% of people who took this test wear a bum-bag on holiday.

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Posted by Samantha at 05:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (14)

This may not be suitable if you're at work, but it's darn funny nonetheless.

Here's a porn foley artist worth watching.

As the Defamer says, you can go there to find out "what makes that distinctive balls-slapping-against-ass sound".

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Lostinlimaohio shares this video and commentary with us on Sandra "butt-freakin'-ugly" Bernhard:

Be sure to "listen for the 'slam the republican women' comment this idiot makes.

*MAC cosmetics have now sliced her comments out of their website video."

LILO, in my opinion, the only thing better would be slicing Bernhard out completely.

Hmmm... you know, thinking about it, isn't it a tad peculiar that all the uglies are moonbats, or is it all the moonbats are uglies? Sheehan, Bernhard, Sarandon, Garofalo, and, of course, Michael Moore.

Well, I guess it's not that odd, but ugh!

Thanks, Lostinlimaohio, for this horrible video.

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Posted by Samantha at 10:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

If you're heading to New Zealand this few week, you might want to catch the topless pornstar parade on August 25.

A lunchtime parade of topless porn stars down the main street of New Zealand's biggest city has been given official approval, as no laws will be broken.

The parade later this month will feature up to 30 porn stars riding on the back of motorcycles or in open cars through Auckland's CBD to promote an erotica exposition.

Councilor Noelene Raffills said the parade would be too distracting for a central shopping district during the busy noontime.

"It is not like a television set you can turn off or a book you can shut," Raffills was reported telling The New Zealand Herald newspaper Tuesday.

As if that's such a worry considering it will likely draw in large crowds that would not normally shop there.

I'm guessing that instead, they will gain more shoppers who will be looking in on the parade and shopping afterwards by making a day out of it.

As for other New Zealand news, apparently people there are registering their vehicles as hearses to get discounts on their insurance costs.

Canny New Zealanders have reportedly taken to registering their cars as hearses to take advantage of a loophole giving part-time undertakers a discount on their fee.

Many motorists in the city of Christchurch had managed to slash their registration from the normal levy of $160 to the special $37 rate for "non-commercial hearses," radio station NewstalkZB reported.

It said some road users had successfully argued their vehicle qualified as a hearse because it was used to bring dead chickens home from the supermarket.

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