The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

You heard me, I said dog wigs!

Apparently, this is one woman's dream job... supplying wigs to canines.

The wig maker, who has worked with stars such as Jackie Gleason, Judy Garland and Marisa Tomei, is now designing hairpieces for dogs -- braids, curls, and extensions that can be dyed, highlighted and styled to order for pampered pets.

Ya, 'cause my dogs always suffered with the belief that they weren't sexy enough.

What's next?

Doggy tummy tucks?

Tail implants?

Puppy penis pumps?

Oh, and surprise, surprise, she hasn't sold any yet.

I guess Paris Hilton hasn't heard that she can now decorate her living, furry accessories.

It's only a matter of time before this becomes some f*cked up celebrity fad.