The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

As you may know, every once in a while I like to offer my readers the opportunity to write an article for The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns.

This is your turn to speak your mind and try your hand at a little crazy ranting.

Simply send me something that I can post for you, and I will gladly give your blog a little link love in return. Read on to find out how.

Sam's flexible requirements:

1) Be funny - or at least make a decent attempt at it. Although, I also welcome a variety of writing styles.

2) Accept the quality control bureaucracy of Sam. Sam may feel Required to Re-edit a little.

4) Accept that the timing, ordering and logical position of the posting is going to be random to all others except Sam.

5) Accept that an editorial review process of posted facts does not exist. If you make up a fact, at least be convincing or have previous work experience at the New York Times.

6) Never post anything that makes Sam libel. Besides, it’s easy to fix libel issues; just use the “They’re coming right for us� rule of hunting technique as appropriately applied to blogging.

7) Accept the same creative commons license as Sam.

As always, here’s the profit sharing model for this website:
Step #1: collect underpants
Step #2: ??
Step #3: Profits

Basically, since Sam’s a greedy capitalist none of the underpant-blog collecting profits will be split. You’ll have to settle for a link to your site in the posting as your only reward. No refunds, sorry. If you are unlucky enough to get some of the traffic, then you are stuck with it.

You can e-mail sam at this site or post a comment here. Read the FAQ for the e-mail address if you can't guess it.

I look forward to reading and posting what you've got.