The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsI Wish They'd Know When To Retire
Old age must really screw with rock star minds, eh.
I mean, first it was Ozzy, and now it's Gene Simmons from KISS with a new reality show called Family Jewels, which is now playing on A&E.
Great, so now we get to watch some wrinkly geezer making it with 20 year olds while his 'milf' common law wife is stuck at home raising the rock star's bastard children.
Sure I listen to and enjoy the music they once created, but I just wish KISS would have simply retired back before their makeup ever came off.
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Comments
You said it, Sam. Nothing more pittyful than an aging hippy.
Well…liberals anyway.
Posted by: Mark Shipley | August 10, 2006 12:51 PM
See why I do not watch TV!
Posted by: Ole Blue | August 11, 2006 01:27 PM
Down at the Community College, there was this guy who wore a tiny little cloth bag on a string around his neck. He'd always go up to people and say "This is my sack. I keep the family jewels in here". I guess that was kind of off topic.
Posted by: Dave Munger | August 11, 2006 07:25 PM