The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Never mess with a pig and his alcohol.

Well, animal cruelty whiners aren't heeding that message since they've been complaining lately about an Australian bar.

Despite the complaints of animal welfare group, Choose Cruelty Free, an Aussie pub chooses to keep a couple of beer-swilling pigs on site and allows their visitors "to pour bottles of beer down the willing throats of resident pigs Priscilla and P.B."

In the pub owner's defense, she says the pigs like beer, and they only feed them watered-down beverages. She also claims the pigs never get drunk.

Too bad, eh.

No, I'm not for animal cruelty, but I'm sure animals like to get p*ssed out of their tree just like we do on occasion, lol.

I mean, how many dipsh*tted friends have you known who've poured a little beer into their dog or cat's bowl? (Or, was it you who did it?)

And, to support the pub owner's claim of treating the pigs fairly, the RSPCA admits that the pub's act, in this situation, is not considered cruetly.

Anyhow, I just have one complaint about the whole issue: they are wasting good beverage on PIGS! What about me? I'm no pig, but I'm thirsty, too.