The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

This funny submitted by Lostinlimaohio.

True as Reuters story below... image not Photoshop'ed. (I use Paint Shop instead)

I was over in Lebanon, doing a little sight seeing, when I came upon the most incredible scene ever. There, in the mists of ruins and destruction was a car filled with Muppets. You could really see the terror forming in their eyes (with rumors of the Elvis Teddy Bear Eating Guard dog having been sent to work in Lebanon as punishment). As I got closer to the vehicle they were all hunched down in, up popped the most startling sight... right there in front of me actively protecting the Muppets was Charlie Sheen.

I can only say, thank Gawd I had my camera.