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Here's somemore great news bits from Jim.
Jay and Laura Flynn of Lilburn, Ga., filed a $111 million lawsuit in June against Home Depot and the maker of Tile Perfect Stand'N Seal Grout Cleaner, charging that a defect caused toxic fumes that permanently destroyed half of Jay's lung capacity, which, among other effects, according to Laura, ended the couple's "extremely active love life." She added, "I mean every day. But now that is over." [WDUN (Gainesville, Ga.)-AP, 6-14-06]Aw, come on, you could do better than that. Why not say 5 times a day like other money grubbing, sap-sucking liars?
In June, Betty Jean Barachie was sentenced to 27 months in prison for embezzling $1.5 million from her employer so that she could indulge a mindless compulsive-shopping habit; among her inexplicable, 1,500-item haul were 58 coats, 16 chain saws, more than 3,000 books, and a John Deere tractor. [Express-Times (Easton, Pa.)-AP, 6-28-06]Okay, let me put this together. The nut stole money to purchase books, chainsaws, coats, and a tractor?
What the...?
That's just flat out insane. I have no further comment.
Thanks, as always, Jim.
Comments
That's GROUT cleaner -- not SNOUT cleaner.
Dumbass shouldn't have been snorting the stuff like coke to begine with.
Posted by: Purple Avenger | August 28, 2006 06:51 PM