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Moron Revealed #46

Moron of the Week - 46 - John Kerry
von won it again. If you don't remember (and I don't expect you to, lol), von won once before for knowing that nutty Elton John was a moron, so I guess it's no surprise that von also knew that squirrelly John F. Kerry is this week's moron.

You know, thinking of the name, how many of you want to bet that Kerry changed his middle name just to get the initials JFK.

It wouldn't surprise me with all his fruitcakey ideas.

Like, for instance, his belief that diplomacy would have worked better than the Iraq war as a way to stop Saddam, terrorism, etc.

Of his own views on Iraq, Kerry stated forthrightly, "The course of this country in Iraq is making the world more dangerous."

Kerry also criticized President Bush's approach to the troubled region.

"I know that I would have handled the diplomacy," he said.

And, how many years has the US attempted "diplomacy" with Iraq's moron, Saddam Hussein?

How many more years of "diplomacy" (hence, terrorist attacks as we wait for you to try to talk your way out of war with the enemies) would you put us all through before you realise that diplomacy doesn't work in every situation, including this one?

Moron, you can flap your gums all you want, but it doesn't hold up to their guns and bombs when they're not listening.

All this anti-war babble from some dweeb who tends to exaggerate his heroism in the Vietnam War.

... SBVT members included two of Kerry's former commanding officers, Grant Hibbard and George Elliott. Hibbard and Elliott have alleged, respectively, that Kerry's first Purple Heart and Silver Star were undeserved.
Not only does he inflate his worth in the war, but he also claims he was against it.

Kerry, in an interview, stated,

"There are all kinds of atrocities, and I would have to say that, yes, yes, I committed the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers have committed in that I took part in shootings in free fire zones.

And I believe that the men who designed these, the men who designed the free fire zone, the men who ordered us, the men who signed off the air raid strike areas, I think these men, by the letter of the law, the same letter of the law that tried Lieutenant Calley, are war criminals."

So, by his token, we can consider him a disreputable war criminal.

Now, as a country, would you really want to elect war criminal as your president? Someone who considers himself a despicable creature. Why would anyone vote for someone so messed up to LEAD their country?

What a numbnut. It's like he's asking for failure.

But, aside from his wartime idiocies, Kerry proves himself moronic as a "runner" as well.

Yes, Kerry claims to be a marathon runner.

How trendy.

Too bad it's not likely true; maybe he'd stop running his mouth to focus on running his feet instead.

Anyhow, Malkin shares a few reasons why she doesn't think it is true, either.

But, what I really think is that he'll flip-flop on that in a year and claim he's actually a triathlon champ instead.

It wouldn't be surprising after all the flip-flopping he's done.

Flip: Kerry supports the Iraq war in 2002.
Flop: after announcing his candidacy run in 2003, he claimed his support was a bluff.

Flip: also in 2003, Kerry stood by his vote authorising the use of force in the war efforts.
Flop: during the 2004 campaign, he didn't believe the president should have taken them to war.

Flippin' and a Floppin': Kerry quote - “I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.�

Oh, and he doesn't just confuse there; he's also baffling people with his stance on same-sex marriages.

Geez, with that article, he's left me so flopped that I don't know what's what anymore, and I really can't even quote from it - my head would explode from the fuddled mess of his speech.

ACK!

He's going to drive me to senility.

And, speaking of senectitude, doesn't Kerry look like someone who should be driving to a Country Kitchen Buffet rather than squawking publicly?

Anyhow, on a final note ('cause I'm sooo done with this moron), I want to remind you of the Kerry who whined about the terror alert issuance.

Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry says he would discontinue the color-coded terror alerts issued by the Department of Homeland Security and find "some more thoughtful way of alerting America."
Perhaps pretty flowers would be more your style Kerry.

Well, congrats again to von on the win.

Oh ya, and before I forget, here's John Kerry: the human space turd.

More on the Moron:
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The John Kerry Story: in picture form
Vote for Kerry
Exactly *flip*
I love these posters, don't you?
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John Kerry: American Soldiers Are Terrorists
Kerry's "53 percent" lie (video)
Petition to Investigate and Indict John F. Kerry for acts of treason
John Kerry Flip-Flop Photo Page
Roll-your-own John Kerry stump speech!
Scary Kerry
Kerry quotes
Kerry dismisses criticism of 'global test' remark as 'pathetic'
John Kerry Still An Idiot
Know Thy Enemy: John Kerry
John Kerry: Harbinger of Doom

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I just don't know what to say. Thank you, Thank you so much.

I call foul. This whole thing is rigged.

Yes, Dave D, one might think that I have figured out your little tricks to win. Of course, it could just be that I'm better than you!!! MWAHAHAHAA!!!

RIGGED.

John Kerry will be remembered as one of the biggest idiots of our time.
Every time I see a Kerry for President bumper sticker on a car or truck I shout "Loser!"

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