The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Patrick King. [Read More]

» Congratulations Jessica Lynch from The Florida Masochist
The baby sounds like a true miracle after the injuries Jessica suffered. Good luck to both mother and child and God bless them. [Read More]

» Dealing With the Stigma of Teen Pregnancy from The Kag Report
Youngstown OH: There are a lot of challenges facing teenage mothers and mothers to be but perhaps the one that causes the most stress and angst is the stigma that comes with it. “It’s tough being a single mother, raising a child without a... [Read More]

» French to Lead International Force in Lebanon, Surrender Already from The Clash of Civilizations
Well, great. They’ll “keep the peace” as long as it doesn’t require the use of those long thingies with the triggers that make “Le boum boum”... [Read More]

» 15th Edition of FNFO !!!! from MacBros' Place
Welcome to the Fifteenth installment of "Friday Night Flip Off!" The place you can finally end your week by releasing that much needed hand gesture that you've held back all week. This is for all them bastards you wanted to just shove a ... [Read More]

» We Paid For This Bilge? from Committees of Correspondence
Since my last post was on the Music Industry, I thought I should delve a little deeper. This just in from the Associated Press.Study: Sexy music triggers teen sex Teens whose iPods are full of music with raunchy, sexual lyrics start having sex sooner... [Read More]

» Why yes, that is degrading. Profiling doesn’t work from Abandoned Stuff by Saskboy
I never know who I’ll find in The Alliance of Free Blogs lurking with hatred and misdirected rage: “Well yes, I really CAN think of something more degrading and humiliating for an American citizen to go through.. [pictures shown of people j... [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Annie Donnelly. > ... [Read More]

» The death penalty for stealing copper wire from Don Surber
With the price of copper soaring, thieves believe they can make an easy buck stealing copper wire. For some reason a few target unguarded power stations. [Read More]

» Miami's Liberty City 7 Terrorist Tapes from Assorted Babble by Suzie
Our local Miami TV station CBS4, has been airing the uncover surveillance videos of the "Liberty City 7" homegrown terrorist. However, it took a court order from a Federal Judge to rule in favor of CBS4 to obtain the government evidence. [Read More]

» Not Dead While Canadian: A Heinous Crime from Radioactive Liberty
I bet you think that we’ll just turn a blind eye and look the other way and forgive you the crime of being not dead while Canadian. ... [Read More]

» Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and Liberals are from planck's constant
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. [Sigmund Freud - unsubstantiated attribution] Then I get this email telling me that when I call those I disagree with idiots I am guilty of using the logical phallacy, oops, Freudian slip, I mean using the logica... [Read More]

» Cindy Sheehan’s Streak Snapped by Groin Injury from rightlinx.com
AP Wire Photo: “Lefty” Sheehan’s Streak Ends at 126 Straight. The news headlines on Thursday were conspicuous for what they did not contain. Not a single mention of Cindy Sheehan attending a protest was anywhere to be found. [cli... [Read More]

» FIU Professor’s Double-Agent? from Urban Paradise
In the Herald today, the case of Carlos Alverez, and FIU professor of Psychology, has taken an interesting turn. He aparently was promised immunity by FBI agents if he did a favor for them. Alonso and Schureck said their goal in meeting with Alvarez w... [Read More]

» Yes, throw ze bums out, do! from Tel-Chai Nation
New polls show that the Israeli public is fed up with Ehud Olmert, who sure doesn't seem too happy in the photo. If anybody here can caption it, have fun and entertain yourselves in doing so! [Read More]

» Carnival time is coming again! from Lil Duck Duck
The ducks and I had a great time hosting the Carnival of the Vanities in the past, so we are thrilled to be hosting it again this Wednesday - August 30th! Please review the new submission guidelines, then submit your outstanding post of the week to the... [Read More]

» Barbara Merrill's Ethics Violations from Tor's Rants
I wish I could file a complaint with the commission that the very act of taking dollars from taxpayers in order that candidates might wage campaigns that are in conflict with the taxpayers' political philosophies is unethical. Not currently illegal,... [Read More]

» OK Guys! Give Her A Try! from Diane's Stuff
Dead Guy on the Sidebar moving! [Read More]

» Dead Guy On The Sidebar ‘31′ from Dead Guy on the Sidebar
Time for a new “Dead Guy”. If you are unfamiliar with this game please check out the rules under “Features” on the left sidebar. The graphics are clickable links. [Read More]

» U.S. Army, Yea. from Woman Honor Thyself
With the help of the U.S. Army and a Miami-based aid group, the Iraqi girl had a hearing implant placed in her ear, and on Thursday, the implant was activated. Amina heard several doctors clapping and her father’s gentle Arabic accent, but the sound... [Read More]

» Centanni & Olaf: Keep Your Finger's Crossed from 123beta
Reporter Steve Centanni and photographer Olaf Wiig to be released within hours... [Read More]

» Hu's on First from planck's constant
rice-bushWe take you now to the Oval Office.) George Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. [Read More]

» The Knuckleheads of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is The Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services and the Social Security Administration. [Read More]

» From the silly news desk from The Florida Masochist
Some news from China. Those wild and crazy Communist funerals. [Read More]

» Pluto - the Ninth Rock from the Sun from planck's constant
I wrote about Pluto back in May when it was still a planet. The subject was the New Horizons spacecraft, the first mission to the last planet, the initial reconnaissance of Pluto-Charon and the Kuiper Belt, and exploring the mysterious worlds at the ... [Read More]

» Slow Joe The Redneck from Stuck On Stupid
Slow Joe Biden's at it again.   "My State's a slave State" Linked to: Conservative Cat Samantha... [Read More]