The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsSomething Smells Fishy About This Robbery
It seems some idiot thief thought a great robbery would include wearing women's panties on his head as a mask.
A man in Prairie Village, Kan., was videotaped wearing women's underwear over his face as a mask during the robbery of a popular candy store, according to a Local 6 News report.But, I don't know what's dumber: the fact that he wore the undie mask or that he robbed a frickin' candy store.Surveillance video from Laura's Little Chocolates showed the burglar breaking into a door and then opening a cash register.
Ya, it's still the ginch, but robbing a candy shop is pretty lame too.
After the panty-wearing man grabbed some cash, he was then videotaped stealing about 8 pounds of chocolate pecan fudge from the business.Hey, at least he was smart enough not to wear a g-string.Police were surpised by the man's mask.
That would kinda ruin the element of concealment, eh.
I just wonder if the ones he wore were new or used.
No, wait, scratch that. I don't want to know.
Comments
Let's hope that at least they were clean!
Posted by: Mark Shipley | August 8, 2006 02:13 AM
LMAO @ the photo and the g-string.
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August 8, 2006 06:07 AM
Sounds more like some goofball endulging in a weird fetish, and having it mistaken for a robbery.
Posted by: BobG | August 8, 2006 09:46 AM