The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is David K Booth of Royal Oak Michigan. [Read More]

» Osama Bin Laden's Thursday 13 from planck's constant
1. Cancel Photoshop classes for Mujib, Hassan and Abu. 2. Have Hassan give Fatima 40 lashes then send her a burqa and tell the b*tch to keep it covered, for Allah's sake! 3. Tell BBC editors I approve their use of word EXTREMISTS as a substitute fo... [Read More]

» Terror- Proof Airlines Opens for Business from planck's constant
WARNING! If you are easily offended - do not read this article. We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business. We can absolutely guarantee NO WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried ... [Read More]

» The continuing adventures of the toddler and his duck… from Lil Duck Duck
The eternal love for his duck continues, as they are still inseperable. Ducky is a much-abused but much-loved friend, who has survived many washings and coloring with all colors of the rainbow (nothing like having a duck shoved in your face while the ... [Read More]

» Bush's plan works from Don Surber
Battles are being won. NSA tactics are working. Terrorists are being caught red-handed. Plots are being thwarted. [Read More]

» Neal Boortz's Fond Farewell To Cynthia McKinney from The World According To Carl
In Wednesday's Nealz Nuze by Neal Boortz, Neal offers a very hilarious farewell to Georgia congresscritter Cynthia McKinney who lost to Hank Johnson in the Democratic runoff election earlier this week: DAMN, LADY! WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU! Well, ... [Read More]

» MSM Fauxtography Watch from The World According To Carl
Photoshopped Photo Fraud By Adnan Hajj First of all, I have to give credit to Little Green Footballs for the title of this entry as well for their creative new word "fauxtography." LGF is the blog that blew the lid off this issue on August 5th which... [Read More]

» Dixie Chicks - Beginning To Reap What They Have Sown from The World According To Carl
The Dixie Chicks Let's see...insult the President of the United States on foreign soil...insult Texans in the process...insult country music fans in general...release a new album with very little country influence...and when you're forced to cancel ... [Read More]

» 13th FNFO!! from MacBros' Place
Welcome to the Thirteenth installment of "Friday Night Flip Off!" The place you can finally end your week by releasing that much needed hand gesture that you've held back all week. This is for all them bastards you wanted to just shove a... [Read More]

» If Joe Lieberman Can Run As An Independent Candidate In November... from The World According To Carl
...then why can't anyone else? ... [Read More]

» Only A Small Portion from Committees of Correspondence
A commonly repeated refrain concerning the War on Terrorism is:"Only a small portion of Muslims are Terrorists, therefore it is wrong to accuse Islam of being Violent." The starting premise may even be true, but is the conclusion arrived at valid and... [Read More]

» UN to Possibly Disarm Hezbollah if Cease-Fire Takes Hold from Conservative Cat
MIchelle Malkin describes the terms of the UN cease-fire agreement. ABC News, a less reliable source, claims Israel has accepted those terms. At this time, the exact language of the cease-fire resolution (SC #1701) is not available on the UN... [Read More]

» The Knuckleheads of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winners are Manatee County Judge George K. Brown Jr and the Manatee County Sheriff's Department. [Read More]

» Terrorist Plot: Bush Lied Again! from TMH's Bacon Bits
Liberals, acting like mad men on a senseless rampage have gone past the point of no return. They are now openly charging Bush (and Blair) with staging a faux plot to blow up thousands of America-bound passengers. ... [Read More]

» Mullah Don't Take My Kodachrome Away from Political Satire Fake News - The Nose On Your Face
Okay... Hold it... Now everyone say, If so much as one square centimeter of my skin is showing above my knuckle-line, I will be bound, gagged, genitally mutilated and then beheaded in the town square. Perfect. Thanks to: Mudville, Point [Read More]

» Exclusive Preview: Mike Wallace Interviews Ahmadinejad from Point Five
-Hello, President Ahmadinejad. Thank you for this opportunity. -I thought you were retired, Mike. [Read More]

» Random Kool-Aid Day Facts from The Random Yak
In honor of “Kool-Aid Day” (August 11-13 - sponsored by the National Council of People Who Cannot Count to One) we offer Random Facts About Kool-Aid: 1.  Kool-Aid is “an inexpensive non-carbonated soft drink that comes in powdered f... [Read More]

» If she wants to be a casualty... from Mark My Words
No skin off my nose. Or, stupid is as stupid does. [Read More]

» Terror Plot Attempt By Astonishingly Average Individuals Foiled from Radioactive Liberty
Reports from the ground are pouring in here at Radioactive Liberty. Edna Glass, a witness on the scene verified that the suspects were of an “indeterminable ethnic and religious background.� She said, “I saw one of the suspects being taken into c... [Read More]

» Daily KOS - the idiot's guide to Terrorism from planck's constant
Want to see something hilarious? Want to fall on the floor busting your gut with laughter? Then look at these images of Bush as Hitler. The photos [disclaimer - yes, they are photoshopped] are not humorous; what is humorous is that leftists who trivi... [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Roman Catholic Bishop Daniel Walsh. [Read More]

» Freedom of Religion and Speech in China from Tor's Rants
Both sides should examine these events in China, and meditate on the inevitability of the use of power in government to oppress. The greater the power, the greater the oppression. Lucky you, if the powerful look and sound like you. Otherwise, hope yo... [Read More]

» August 22 - End of the World -12th Imam - Muhammad from planck's constant
So what's all the buzz about Muhammad al-Mahdi, August 22nd, and our favorite raving lunatic President of Iran? For those who know their Islam, the 12th Imam, al-Mahdi died 1100 years ago but is still living and in hiding and will appear before the ... [Read More]