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September 29, 2006

It's The Weekend Already? OTA Time

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Sextravaganza Week Concludes With The Adult Job Quiz

Hat Tip: ...was I there? for this lip-smackin' quiz - or something smacking, anyhow.


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I swear, I've never wet myself and I am wearing panties - because the last thing I'd want is for the first to happen while not doing the second.

Too much information?

Oh, and I also swear I never wanted to be in Playboy either.

Really, I swear it. You believe me, don't you?

Previous/Related: It's A Blogosphere Sextravaganza!


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Disturbing News From The Film Industry

There is some unpleasant news going around that tv show, Saved By The Bell's dweeby actor, Dustin Diamond, aka Screech has been caught in a sex scandal.

Oh, whoops. I should have started this with a warning message.

I'll just wait for you to get back from barfing before I continue....

Done? Okay, good.

Yes, it is believed that Screech may have a sex tape floating around out there in which he was found with two women, partaking of smutty activities.

I'm going to go ahead and guess that this one's not going to make the big bucks like the Paris Hilton or Colin Farrell tapes.

Just a hunch.

Anyhow, I thought I'd take this opportunity to suggest a few movie titles for this sex tape.

1. Dustin Diamond Dons His Dong

2. Slapped By The Balls

3. Screech Gets Screwed

4. Screech Finally Scores

5. Diamond is a Girl's Best Friend

6. Screech Goes Scrogging

7. Screech Beats The Sheets

I hope you didn't read this just after eating.


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Crazy Sam #52

Democrats attempt to negotiate with terrorists

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September 28, 2006

My Mom's Little Rip Snorter

She was sitting by the window looking outside today and noticed a neighbour do a perfect parallel in her car.

My mom said every time she sees this person driving, the person parks her car perfectly every time.

I thought little of it until all of a sudden, my mom commented further...

And, she's a blonde too.

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Anatomically Correct

Sextravaganza Week's teaching aids.

Sam provides you with links that demonstrate all you need to know about pee-pees and hoo-haws. Although, I do feel kinda sorry for Kelly.

Here's the doll for vulva lovers. You can even get them in your favourite colour.

;-)

I'm thinking Christmas gifts.

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The Ugh And Duh Of The Day

Upchucks Raises Prices

'Cause paying $10 for a beverage that tastes like poo isn't bad enough:

Starbucks jacks up prices of coffee, beans in U.S. and Canada

Ugh.

Time-Wasters Tracked

There's bad news for Internet time-wasters as some dweebs create an internet monitoring system.

In my opinion, if companies purchase this thing, it's almost like they'll be begging for a shoot-out in the building.

I mean, how many disgruntled employees will there be if techies can't do SOMETHING while they're waiting for their program to complete, or for all the infinite things they have to wait for on a daily basis?

Duh.

Previous/Related: Ticka Ticka Ticka, Cachink, Cachink

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Here's A No Sh*t Sherlocke Study For You

Do you think advertisements encourage consumption? Uh... yes.

No, really?

It seems that after decades of commonsense knowledge, they are finally going to study the link between advertisements and kids' weight.

Gee, I wonder what they'll find.

Duh.

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Congratulations Lilo

It seems Lostinlimaohio made the news recently for breaking a story about Katie Collman's convicted killer.

Lilo's news made it to many mainstreams, but fox41 seems to be the only one that credited her for the news and the photo.

So, whenever you read this story somewhere, just remember, Lilo brought it to you first.

Way to go, Lilo!


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Lawsuits That Just Shouldn't Be

Some more great news bits from Jim, with a few commentaries from me.

"Carlos the Jackal," who is perhaps the world's most notorious terrorist and who is serving life in prison in France, filed a lawsuit earlier this year against the head of French intelligence for illegally capturing him while he was sedated in a liposuction clinic in Khartoum, Sudan, in 1994. [The Scotsman, 6-29-06]
Why's that? Because it's wrong to capture someone when they can't outrun the police? Besides, he was having liposuction done, I'm guessing he couldn't have run too fast anyhow.

Now, I suppose the US isn't the only country in the world that has people trying to cash in on absurd notions. Wouldn't it be funny, though, if he actually won.

ExxonMobil, the company that announced jaw-dropping profits of $18.7 billion for the first half of 2006, said in June that it would fight the U.S. Justice Department over $92 million that the government said the company owes in the still-uncompleted 1989 Exxon Valdez oil-spill cleanup. [New York Times, 6-2-06]
I guess, nah, it's really not that important to clean up, eh, ExxonMobil? Bah, long term, major environmental damage as a result of your drunk driver, whoopty-doo. Besides, before you see the effects of your idiocy, you'll be long dead, right?

I may not be an environmentalist nutjob, but I do know that if you make a mistake, you fix it.

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Even Teachers Take Part In The Sextravaganza

It seems a teacher was developing a special lesson plan of her own when she sent obscene stickers home to parents.

Okay, she claims it was an accident and that she didn't realise what was really on the stickers when she printed them off the computer, but still, how does one misinterpret sex positions in the alphabet?

The font depicts male and female stick figures contorting into sexual positions resembling letters of the alphabet.
I guess she should just be glad she didn't send home numbers - there'd be a lot of 6 and 9's in that pack.

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Laugh Of The Day
All the Episodes of the Simpsons online! Don't know how (if) they did it legally, though.

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A death wish borne of ignorance
Karen Fletcher
Tellin' It Like It Is

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September 27, 2006

Sextravaganza Week Continues With Some Curious Kids

Saw some of these while perusing the net and thought they were quite funny.

This kid's getting a clear look alright.

And, I think this kid's just fashion savvy, knows how ugly that skirt is, and is trying to help that lady remove it. Ya, that's it.

Finally, this kid's checking out a different form of art.

Men and boys; boys and men. Are they really that different?

;-D

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Game #50

This has been a favourite online game of mine since it's beginning: Dead Guy on the Sidebar from Diane's Stuff.

For the 50th game, she's giving away a t-shirt to the winner, which is soooo going to be mine.

But, if you're going to play, be mindful of the rules, because you won't win if you don't follow them.

Well, you're not going to win anyhow, because, as I said, it is soooo going to be mine.

:-)


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Bountiful Blogger Boobies

Keeping in step with Sam's Sextravaganza Week, here are some more goodies.

NSFW Boooooobs! Who knows, if ever a digital camera comes my way, I might share in the boobage loving, too, just for sh*ts and giggles. Probably a long-time comin', though.

And, for a guy, Right Wing Howler has some incredible hooters to show you, as well.

Plus, here's a fine pair of boobies for your perusal. They're not mine, but they'll have to do.

Previous/Related: It's A Blogosphere Sextravaganza!

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Why We Are Smarter, In 13,000 More Words Than You Use.

This post submitted by Lostinlimaohio, and happily approved by Sam. (Although that last part may be a complete lie).

There's always been the question of just who is smarter, men or women. I could have settled this debate years ago- had anyone bothered to ask me. It's women. We are the smarter sex. Not that you men have to be ashamed of it, in fact personally I believe you should openly embrace this fact. Think of all the trouble situations that you could get out of by admitting your less intelligent than your female counterpart:

You come home 5 hours late, and smelling of beer, the wife gets mad as she reminds you that you were suppose to have been home early to eat dinner with her mother. She asks what you were thinking- you hang your head and tell her you're sorry, it's just that you aren't as smart as her so it's hard to remember these things.

You get caught playing around by your female boss, while on the clock. She asks you to explain what you were doing... you simply call into account how you aren't as smart as she is and that you really thought that covering the ceiling with spit balls was part of your job.

Honestly, there are thousands of reason why you should be happy that you aren't as smart as women are.

And now, there is even more reason to be happy about this "women are smarter than men" situation. Because, it turns out that besides just being smarter than you, we actually use more words that you. It says so right here.

``The Female Brain" has made quite a splash since its publication last month, and this word-count claim is one of the most striking facts supporting her argument that the female brain is ``a lean, mean communicating machine." The 20,000 vs. 7,000 numbers have been cited in reviews all over the world, from The New York Times to the Mumbai Mirror.
So now, when your wife or girlfriend or boss wants to "talk about things" with you, and asks questions like "why don't you ever talk about your feelings?", you can hand them a copy of the book- say a few words about how you aren't as smart as them and how talking is easier for women than man because the fairer sex has more spare words to use a day compared to men.

Just remember, keep your part of the conversation short, and play your 'less smart" card.

This post submitted by Lostinlimaohio.

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An Ode To Bill

You know, I've never been one for poetry much. I don't mind it, and I'll listen to it or read it if it's around, but I'm not a poetry pursuer per se.

;-D

But, the one in this article, Ah, Bill Clinton….the gift that keeps giving! Hellbelly’s First!, was worth the read.

It is a poem by Rightlinx's new blogger, Hellbelly, who shared the poem, and I must say, for a first go, it's pretty clever.

Here's an excerpt of the poem, The Seven Deadly Sins: An ode to our 42nd President:

Lust’s a winner for our Big Bill
Fat or skinny, babes or swill;
The Oval Office he left a mess
As he also did on some blue dress;
That's just one of many well-written passages, so head over there to read more.

It's quite funny, witty, and true.

UPDATE: Had to bring this up front because it's the first poem anyone has ever written for me. I feel so special, and I'm glad he didn't rhyme "links" with "stinks".

Reading funnies on Samantha Burns,
To have a good laugh is what everybody yearns.
She gives us good articles and great links,
I keep coming back cuz I like how she thinks.

Drink some tequila and lets have some fun,
In this blog we'll make fun of everyone!

Give the finger to the moron of the week,
Screw the kids, recycle your pets.
No rhymes here. Please, don't think I'm a freak.

-Alexander Wunderlich, Nukes And Candy.


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Crazy Sam #51

Death of a President

Related: The disrespectful and ignorant film "Death of a President" travels around, wins awards, and will be hitting US theatres soon.

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September 26, 2006

What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You Quiz

Hat Tip: Cyber Chocolate for this potty break quiz.

What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You
You are very independent and self-centered. You don't solve other people's problems - and you don't expect them to solve yours.

Your idea of fashion is jeans and a t-shirt. Clean, if you're lucky.

You have the perfect blend of confidence and class. You're proud of who you are - but you don't broadcast it.

In relationships, you tend to be very romantic and demanding. You'll treat your partner like gold, but you expect a lot in return.

Yes, to all except the jeans and t-shirt thing, and the very romantic bologna.

I'm one who believes treating your partner like a king means you deserve the same respect. But, I'm also very independent, so give me my space, lol.

I guess your sh*t really tells a lot about you.

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Porn Bread

Part of Sextravaganza Week, and just in time for the upcoming holidays.

You can flip out your relations when they come for their holiday visits with these cookies and bread treats: gingerbread kama sutra.

You know, the Gingerbread Man was one of my favourite stories told to me as a kid, but this is taking it to a whole other level. I believe in the story, the gingerbread man ends up sitting on the fox's head, but I never considered what that looked like in this sort of reference.

Hat Tip: This naughty link was discovered at Drunken Monkey Style Blogging.

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It's A Magical Underground World, Alright

Shock & Blog shares this amazing natural wonder with us. It just seems to go right along with Sextravaganza Week, eh.

Here's the story:

A cave in Sequoia National Park contains breathtaking rock formations

Now check out this pic (please empty contents of mouth before viewing to prevent damage to your computer screen):

A picture of Ursa Minor

Notice anything about the stalagmites, particularly that one towards the middle bottom?

As Shock & Blog says, "I think they should name this cave 'the Phallus Palace'."

You've just gotta love nature. It's a true testament to all that man stands for... uhhhh... so to speak.

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Crazy Sam #50

Right Wing News - My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

Related: Basil's Blog sums up the Right Wing News vs. My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy scandal rather nicely with links to the Boobygate itself.

From my perspective, it's all in good fun, so no disrespect meant to either RWN or MVRWC.

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The White Stripes on the Simpsons
Now this is just wrong...

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September 25, 2006

Is YouTube The Future Site Where People Can Make Themselves Look Like 'Tards?

I'd have to say, yes.

Amy Singing to Gwen Stefani

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I Like Pasta

penis pasta

Sam's Sextravaganza presents... Penis Pasta.

Perhaps I'd like pasta just a little bit more if I had Penis Pasta on my shelf.

And, some guys out there, treat yourself to some After Dinner Nipples.

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It's A Blogosphere Sextravaganza!

Seeing as Blogger Boobygate is choking everyone up, I thought I'd add to the plot by providing my own week-long Sextravaganza.

Now, as most of you probably already know, I'm not one to enter into a Blog conflict, but when I do, it usually dissipates rather quickly. So, for this one, I'm not intending to hurt anyone's feelings or tick anyone off, but I am going to have a bit o' fun.

I mean, for one thing, you all know that I am not one to shy away from showing a half-naked Pamela Anderson or from talking about sex and sexuality.

I guess that's all part of this blogger's personality.

And, I probably wouldn't Boob Blog myself, but I'm not below exploiting others or discussing things of a naughty nature. But, I guess I should mention that I primarily wouldn't Vlog (video blog) because I don't have the equipment (and by equipment, I mean camcorder, not breasts - I have breasts, two nice, juicy, plump ones, too. Lol.).

Anyhow, for those of you who don't know about Blogger Boobygate, Tits For Hits, or any of that other sexy stuff, here's a little history for you.

If you haven't seen these tantalizing and feisty links, now's your chance (I'll let you know when it may be NSFW).

A little history about Blogger Boobygate, not to be confused with the NSFW Janet Jackson Boobygate:

August 23, 2006 11:36 AM: It all started (for all intents and purposes) with this possibly NSFW? video: ATLAS VLOGS from the Beach. Politics Central shows the whole video here.

August 23, 2006: Then, Beth from My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy explains her disgust with using the physical (sex sells) to gain traffic hits, aka Tits Equals Hits.

August 24, 2006: Right Wing News discusses video blogging and how, at present, it is primarily a female forum (with pictures of some sexy bloggers in his post).

August 24, 2006: And, here at The Phish Bowl you can watch a great NSFW? spoof of that video clip (not sure if Phin created it or not, but you can find the video there).

Then, all seemed to settle for a few days until...

September 04, 2006: NSFW? Atlas Labor Day Vlog

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CROCODILE HUNTER DIES - Not related but....
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September 6, 2006: Right Thoughts takes a little advantage of this phenomenon by creating his sexy NSFW post, Tits Equal Hits, or Crazy Blog Money! Ya, no one is listening and audio, what audio?

A few more days go by....

September 15, 2006: Althouse discusses the bosomy photo of an intern with Bill Clinton in the article, Let's take a closer look at those breasts.

September 18, 2006: Right Thoughts is at it again with NSFW Tits For Hits 2 - Ice, Ice, Baby

September 18, 2006: And, Right Wing News shares his perspective with the article, Blogger Boobygate!, which starts another uprising.

September 19, 2006: With MVRWC being repulsed by the whole sex appeal blogging thing in the article, Y’know, I don’t know why the hell I even bother.

September 19, 2006: Rage flows some more at MVRWC with Show Us The Bulge, Bitch.

Sept 19, 2006: RWN responds here to MVRWC, as well as further's his opinion of female bloggers in Shocking Truth Revealed! Attractive Women Can Use Their Looks To Get Traffic

September 21st, 2006: Perhaps Still Stacy has shed some light on why many female bloggers dislike Pamela from Atlas Shrugs in this EXPLANATION???

Of course, I'm sure this is not the end of it, and there are numerous other blogs out there talking about it, but this is my short history of events for you.

And, there you have the kick off to Sam's Sextravaganza Week.

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Crazy Sam #49

dead puppet Osama Bin Laden


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September 22, 2006

Open Trackbacks Here

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That Was A Short Papal Career

Pope Benedict drinking
At least, that's my lamentable prediction after they have the meeting on Monday:

Pope invites envoys of Muslim states to meeting.

He better have a good squad at his back to diffuse the bombs before they go off.

And, in other news of death, it seems the Tequila man died: The Man Who Shouted `tequila! Dead at 77.

Imagine, gaining wealth off shouting one, single word. Wouldn't it be nice?

Here's my attempt: VODKA!

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Ali G Does Andy Rooney, Trump, And Buzz Aldrin

ALI G - ANDY ROONEY

ALI G - TRUMP

ALI G - BUZZ ALDRIN

Okay, that's enough of that.


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Go Figure: Rockers Too Stupid To Do Research

RockStar Supernova
Duh, you'd think they would have checked out this sh*t before they made a whole frickin' show out of it.

Supernova forced to change name to Rock Star Supernova

Not that I care much - a band with rock n' roll leftovers isn't much of a band.

With that said, they should have sought the name RockStar SuperScraps.

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Moron Revealed #50

Moron of the Week - 50 - Cindy Sheehan
Who else, but this mega-moron deserves to be #50? That's right, Skul was correct in guessing that it is none other than Cindy Sheehan.

That means DragonLady's World is off the throne and Skul is on.

Yes, the hag won the MOTY last year for being the ultra-moron of 2005, and now she's done even more moronic things since. Will it ever end?

This year, Sheehan has gone from loonie to loonier by maintaining her peace (money laundering, in my mind) rallies while the rest of the moonbats desert her. I guess Sheehan was hording all her non-profit cash from the other nutballs:

Cindy makes money at speaking appearances on college campuses and in left-wing churches all over the world. She got $250,000 insurance money when Casey Sheehan was killed while trying to make the world a better place. She makes money from the sales of her book. Cindy bought herself a new VW Beetle convertible.

For 25 months after Casey Sheehan gave his life while serving his country, Cindy Sheehan cavorted around the country, setting up fake memorials, while his gravesite was nearly bare.

Too bad she didn't share, eh, maybe she would have had more than 100 people show up at Camp Casey XVIVXXI (or whatever it is now):
"Cindy Sheehan says she’s taking a hiatus from her activist role to heal and re-energize herself after a trying and torrid summer.

Most of the 100 or so anti-war demonstrators who joined her this year had left her peace camp in Crawford by the close of the Labor Day weekend. However, Sheehan, 49, remained behind, collecting herself after what proved a low-profile protest compared to last year’s massive, monthlong demonstration near President Bush’s ranch."

I wonder, are people actually clueing in to the necessity of taking down this murderous enemy of freedom? I hope so, but it really sucks to be Sheehan, if so.

Serves her right.

And, it looks like she's trying to make some money before the charade is over for her by selling a book. But, more on that Sheehag buffoonery in a bit.

Her final days at the latest campout were suck-tacular at best.

From weenie hospitalisation for self-induced dehydration to being arrested for ticket violation (even the cops must be against her - no surprise there), Cindy's vacation was a bust.

But, nonetheless, the hag decided she loved the flood plain she vacationed on so much that she bought 5 acres of it - WITH GOVERNMENT MONEY. The same government she claims to be against.

Whatever.

I don't know about you, but thinking about it, I have a hunch that she may have a secret, stalker-like crush on G.W. Bush.

First, she demands to touch him in person using the excuse of her son's death. Now, she buys land near his. Hmmm....

Oh ya, and let's not forget that she dreams about the man:

"In the book, which hits bookstores September 19, the antiwar icon admits she has fantasized about going back in time and killing the infant George W. Bush, thereby preventing the Iraq War."
Okay, maybe not an infatuation dream, but it's clearly the hallucinations of a demented, and potentially stalker/killer, type dream.

But, aside from her hidden desires, Sheehan has been cuckoo for cocoapuffs (seemingly) with her recent fasting extravaganza. On day 6, she reported that she had cheated already:

"I find traveling out of the country very challenging being on a fast. When I was on a layover in Madrid on my way to Venice, Italy yesterday, the closest thing I could find to a smoothie to get a little protein was a coffee with vanilla ice cream in it.

... there is not a Jamba Juice on every corner, so blended juice drinks with protein powder are impossible to find."

So, let me guess, you had a plateful of pasta instead, right?

Looks like it, anyhow.

I mean really.

And, for all her misguided anti-war whining, Sheehan begged the US to let Iran build nuclear weapons. At least, that's how I perceive it when she asks the US to resist invading Iran:

The U.S. also "must not even, for one moment, contemplate a conventional invasion in Iran either," she said. "No matter how George Bush lies about how rosy things are in Iraq, they aren't, and Iraq is proof that war of any kind is a horribly tragic way to solve problems."
Nobody pretended it was "rosy", you knob. It's horribly tragic that the extremists won't allow for any other way. And, perhaps you'd come to that awareness if you weren't such a moron.

Sheehan has also publicity whored herself out even more when she verbally stated she would never pay her taxes for 2004.

Cindy says: "Another thing that I'm doing is - - my son was killed in 2004, so I'm not paying my taxes for 2004. If I get a letter from the IRS, I'm gonna say, you know what, this war is illegal; this is why this war is illegal. This war is immoral; this is why this war is immoral. George Bush you killed my son for this. I don't owe you a anything. And if I live to be a million, I wont owe you a penny. We'll see what they do to me. I want them to come after me, because unlike what you've been doing with the war resistance, I want to put this frickin’ war on trial. And I want to say, “You give me my son, and Ill pay your taxes."
You know, even though I wouldn't want them to lower themselves to her level, perhaps all parents of deceased soldiers should sue the Sheehag for causing a lack of support - a rift as it were - and disenchanting their sons in the battle against the enemy, leading to their ultimate demise. As awful as that sounds, perhaps she deserves it as a little of what she's got coming to her for her ignorance.

But, despite all her idiocies, perhaps she will soon learn from her wrongs. That's my hope, anyhow.

I mean, she certainly doesn't have her looks going for her, so she should at least have smarts, right?

And, one reporter mentions how Sheehan is hopefully coming back to reality when he notes,

Recently on "Paula Zahn Live," Sheehan was quoted as saying, "They arrested the mother of a war hero who gave his life for his country". "And why did my son die, if his mother can't even wear a T-shirt?" Sounds fair enough, doesn't it? Only one problem with all of this: Since Cindy started her protest against the war, she has claimed our president "murdered" her son!

Now either he died defending his country or he was murdered. It cannot be both. If a soldier is walking in downtown Philly and he is murdered by a thug, did he die defending his country? No. You can't have it both ways.

Interesting change of tune, there, Sheehag. Perhaps there's hope for you yet.

Ya, right.

More on the moron:
The Appalling Wicked Witch Of The West
cindy sheehan watch
Show of Grief
Weighing Cindy Sheehan
HOW'S THE FAST GOING?
Bush Braces As Cindy Sheehan's Other Son Drowns In New Orleans
Cindy Sheehan is Stuck on Stupid!
Activist Sheehan arrested in House gallery
Sheehan Undergoes Surgery In Waco
Chavez pledges to bring America to ruin
Cindy Sheehan goes to war over no tombstone for son
Fed-up war widow confronts Sheehan
Won’t you please leave Camp Casey?

Previous/Related: What a F**K Nut, Military Nightmare?, Moron #7 Revealed, Sheehan: A Mother Profiting Off The Death Of Her Son, Suck Those Lemons Bee-atch, The Non- Moonbat "To Do" List, For Once, I Support Cindy Sheehan

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September 21, 2006

Wee, Fun Colours And Shapes

Effing the ineffable has this "dribbly goodness" to share with us.

Check out Jackson Pollock's online wacky play toy.

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Steak And Potatahs, And Ribs

Jeff reminds me of Radar from M*A*S*H. And, he likes to watch you while you sleep.

Creepy.

Here are some Dating Losers.

Previous/Related Man of My Dreams: Meet Danny

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Crazy Sam #48

Republican Military Interrogation Techniques Bill

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The Meeting Of The Naked PERVs

P.E.R.V.

Welcome PERVs to another meeting.

It's time to discuss our latest attempt at bringing awareness to our cause.

Again, taking from the pages of PETA and their nutball spokesperson, Pamela Anderson Lee Rock (Ritchie), or whore for short, we have decided to pose nude.

We love the shock value of nudity, so this is the perfect way to raise awareness. I would like for every PERV out there - who's comfortable with their bodies, of course - to sign up for an opportunity to pose nude in Bob's Meatatarium meat shop window for 15 minute each.

And, to show how much I support this effort and support you PERVs, I will be posing nude for a full 48 hours. No puny 10 minutes like Pamela Rock (WARNING: link NSFW).

Who's PERV enough to join me?

Other than that, I want to discuss some mixed emotions that many PERVs go through this time of the year.

As we near the end of the season for vegetable cruelty in many parts of the world, some of you may be feeling both sadness and happiness. Let's discuss.

This is the time when many harvesters are done planting and exploiting new crops. That is good. Fewer seedlings will be tortured now as we near fall; however, the sad news for PERVs is that this is also the time of year that many harvesters ruthlessly pull those helpless, innocent veggies from their warm, dirt homes. Truly sad.

Our only hope is that harvesters, as well as the rest of the world, heed our message that veggie abuse is wrong. Keep on the right track, PERVs, hope is not lost.

From rock hard to super soft - PERVs beat their meat.

VIVA LA PERV!

Meeting Adjourned.

Thanks to VP PERV Diane's Stuff for the logo.

All previous PERV posts.
To join PERV, sign here.

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Funnies/Of Interest
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News/Opinion
Religion and our future
Abolish Islam

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September 20, 2006

Products You May Be Dying To Buy

Here is a site that has loads of ghoulish treats: the Blue Lips gothic delights.

And, here are some chocolates from that site that I wouldn't exactly be wanting to sink my teeth into.

Mmm... brains.

But, perhaps if you are on a diet or trying to cut out the sweets, the heart, ears, or eyes may just deter you from craving chocolate.

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Now That's A Stretch

Looks like our first moron, Sean Penn, is up for a role that I, for one, don't think he's qualified to play.

Sean Penn may play Einstein for TV film

Well, I guess it's not that unusual. I mean, I'm sure Einstein also had times when he had to bail himself out of sinking ideas.

And, when referring to Einstein's famous E=mc², we see Sean Penn as a definite massive waste of energy.

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Crazy Sam #47

Brad Pitt Monkey Marriage

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Was the Iraq War a Mistake?

This article is not typical of Samantha Burns site which consists of mostly humourous material but hopefully should be worth the read.

Some people still don't get it. The Iraq war did not happen because Iraq was involved with 9/11. The war happen because 9/11 'woke many people's eyes', and they realised that they cannot let a threat build to the point of biting everyone in the arse. Bush said Saddam was a threat and did not say he was involved with 9/11.

Everyone believed Saddam had WMD. In fact, he did, around 500 found thus far; they were old stock, though, so I guess they "don't count". Saddam had invaded another country and executed hundreds of thousands of his own people. If he cares that little about his own people how do you think he feels about the US, which he swore as his enemy?

He tried to assassinate former president, George Bush Senior (isn’t that an act of war?), and he supplied money to Palestinian families of the terrorists who suicide bombed against Israel. This was to ensure that the families were rewarded once the bombings took place and they'd killed both children and adults in pizzerias and busses, often targeting children specifically to create the biggest "shock" effect.

Further, he actively aimed and shot at planes patrolling the no fly zone (yet somehow this isn't an act of war too), and he continuously thumbed the inspectors. Documents have shown that the moment sanctions collapsed, he planned to pursue WMDs again. Additionally, sanctions were about to collapse because he had bribed the UN through his oil for food program. His pursuit of yellow cake was, in fact, real despite the faux investigation.

Saddam was given every chance to cooperate and stop the war in advance, and he was responsible for his actions for bringing about a war in his country.

The entire lesson of 9/11 is to stop threats before they happen. Thank goodness Saddam didn't have WMD ready for use or many more people would have died on the battlefield. If the US waited until Saddam built weapons again and he was allowed to pursue nuclear technology, Saddam would have been an extremely dangerous person to pursue. At the time, the world believed he was an extremely dangerous person to pursue due to his perceived WMD cache. Everyone should be thankful that this turned out to not be the case!

The only reason Saddam hadn’t attacked overtly is because the trail would go back to him and his place would have been turned into a glass parking lot. Terrorists make an excellent, untraceable proxy to help kill his sworn enemies, don’t they? While Saddam may not have agreed with the philosophy of the terrorists - as they say the enemy of my enemy is my friend - Saddam would have had no problem handing over weapons to those murderous vile Islamofascists to kill Americans.

What makes anyone think Saddam wouldn't have passed the terrorists a nuke to put on a small boat off New York city with the end result *kaboom* bye-bye New York? What makes anyone think this nuke wouldn't have ended up in Israel with millions left dead? Saddam killed his own people - those who crossed him, and the US stopped his invasion and encouraged his people to rise up against him. Israel is just Israel and what excuse does one need in these Middle East crackpot regimes to kill Jews these days?

The war in Iraq still wages on because Iraq is being used as a proxy on several fronts. Iran and Syria have their paws in Iraq and they are fighting a proxy war. The terrorists have a stake in destabilizing Iraq to make a new Taliban-style country filled with new terrorist training camps now that the US has destroyed them all in Afghanistan. Finally, old Saddam remnants want their glory days back. War is not a walk in the park; get a backbone people.

Being in a proxy war isn’t completely bad. The terrorists are being killed by the thousands. These are highly trained terrorists that have been educated on how to murder us. Thankfully, those dead or captured terrorists will never get that chance. The terrorists are not being created; they are being drawn out to fight from the surrounding areas and thus paint themselves as targets where they stand. Shouldn't the already existing number of terrorists be a red flag to people? The terrorists' numbers are large because the entire area is a spawning ground for them (and has been a spawning ground long before the US moved in). These grounds must be mopped up and cleaned for good.

The Iraq war was not a mistake. Had Saddam been left as leader of a nation about to have its sanctions removed, there would have been an extremely dangerous threat left to fester. Every day that that madman was left in power was a day closer to the US being attacked. Does anyone actually trust Saddam enough to let him build up weapons? Does anyone think he would not use them against his sworn enemy – the US, and all its allies? Is it not better to attack Iraq at its weakest point before more weapons can be created? I know some people would like to pretend that the threat did not exist or was not real enough to worry about. Hello! 9/11 people? Waiting until the threat is at the doorstep is too late!

Further, Iraq did not take away from Afghanistan. There are difficulties in operating in Afghanistan that have nothing to do with the number of personnel assigned to the area. The safe zone inside Pakistan where the US soldiers can’t go makes capturing all the left-over cockroaches complicated. The old ‘nanny-nanny-boo-boo’, you can’t get me trick! Further Afghanistan is not a pile of rubble anymore. Serious reconstruction is happening in many areas and massive bombings are just not an option anymore. A terrorist organization that blends itself into a population is tricky to obliterate. What do people expect the terrorists to do... wear a sign labelled "I am a terrorist"?

Anyone who believes that destroying the terrorists should be easy is smoking something illicit. Get a grip on reality and support your troops in a war that must be won against this enemy. I am pleased that the Canadians are not running for cover despite the deaths of their countrymen, and I hope fellow Canadians continue to back a necessary war.

While Osama may not have been captured yet, many of his top people have been captured. Osama is on the run and no longer freely operating death training camps where terrorists learn how to kill our people day after day. He can no longer freely gather his troops together without being a target. Osama’s effectiveness has been reduced tremendously. His only hope is to believe the US citizens are too wimpy to stick around when things get tough so that he can rebuild his terrorist empire once we flee. Unfortunately, he may be right. Even if you still believe Iraq and possibly Afghanistan were mistakes, withdrawing is, essentially, a vote to support Osama's goal to rebuild in those areas. If you believe Osama should be allowed to rebuild, then you are hoodwinked and should not be trusted with the defense of the world. Further, you will condemn a population to a life of misery under Islamic extremists. Any good natured Muslims will be vanquished in favour of extremists and extremist teachings.

As for most of Europe – you are toast. You have proven that you will not fight. Wonder why you have been attacked a number of times already and that attacks continue to be targeted even though you don't support the war? Because the majority of you are weak! You will not fight, but the enemy will fight you. You are foolish and ignorant beyond belief. You pat yourselves on the back at your high moral standards, but lack the morality to fight an enemy sworn to kill as many innocents as possible and enslave the rest.

While I do not relish at the prospect of your death, you have not proven yourself a culture worthy of survival. If you will not fight to live, then you will die at the hands of those you coddle. Grow a spine and fight them, or all of you must convert to Islam. It's the only choice your enemy will give you.

Wake up people and realize the world you live in is not all happy cakes and little frogs with magic hats!

This is the kind of enemy we are fighting:
Paul Williams details 'American Hiroshima'
America's real 'most wanted'

Still willing to take gambles of the good nature of Saddam after reading the kind of plots Al Qaeda wants to pull off? Still willing to risk that Saddam would never have ties with Al Qaeda?


The following articles have trackbacked this article:
Shoot Him Already [by 123beta]
Was the Iraq War a Mistake? [by The Absurd Report]

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Moron Hint

This moron seems to be going out with more of a whimper than a bang, and I can't wait til this one fades from the public eye completely.

Don't forget, if you win it, your name will be featured on this site for a week. That's free advertising people!

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News/Opinion
Al-Qaida warns Muslims: Time to get out of U.S.
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September 19, 2006

Ya, You're A Real Rocket Scientist

You know, with all the mistakes and snafus that NASA is making and going through, people are going to stop using the term "rocket scientist" in a positive way.

It's going to go from

"Wow, you're smart like a rocket scientist"
to
"Man, that guy's an idiot; he's such a rocket scientist".
So, now what do we do?

What career term will we use to relay how intelligent a person is?

Related: Shuttle Atlantis may have lost parts in space, Fuel sensor problem leads NASA to put off launch another day, Shuttle Atlantis blasts off after weeks of delays

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Some (Not So) Dirty Works

Check out the tits on this

Check out the porn clips

Check out the safe sex

And, I think Lingo Slinger did one or two of these once, but here are a few NSFW nasty tattoos

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BJs Gone Wrong, Explosive Balls, And A Big Ol' Pain In The A$$

Jim handed me some weird news bits worthy of sharing, so I added a few commentaries for your enjoyment.

Garrett Sapp filed a lawsuit in July seeking compensation for injuries from a 2004 auto accident in West Des Moines, Iowa, in which Christopher Garton's car, turning, hit Sapp's because Garton's attention was diverted by (according to a police report) the oral sex he was receiving from his wife. [Des Moines Register, 7-26-06]
So, who's this guy going to sue, the driver or his perverted wife? I think it's just a case of jealousy, really. Sapp wishes it were him in that driver's seat.
The robber of a Bank of America branch in Tampa, Fla., in August is actually still at large, but according to witnesses, the bag of cash he took and stuffed down his pants as he fled had exploded, from the chemical dye pack inside, creating a temperature of about 425 degrees. Said a police spokesperson, "There's no way that he was not injured." (In his spirited post-ignition dash, the man jettisoned almost all the money.) [Tampa Tribune, 8-10-06]
Serves him right, eh. I guess he's really got blue balls now... if he's got balls at all after a 425 degree blast to his package.

Ouch, to say the least.

I say all the cops have to do is go down to the local lake, and look for a guy who's fishing for trouser trout. Or, perhaps go to the grocery store and look for a guy who's shopping for tube steak.

From an Atlanta police report, summarized in a July issue of the weekly Creative Loafing: A man working on a house on Smith Street was taken to Grady Memorial Hospital with serious injuries to his posterior. He happened to be bending over next to a wall that, unknown to him, a worker on the other side was drilling into, and the drill bit entered his "anal cavity." [Creative Loafing (Atlanta), 7-5-06]
Is there really any comment that I could supply that would be funnier than the story itself? I don't think so.

Besides, I think that guy has suffered enough.

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Crazy Sam #46

Crazy Sam #48

Related: Headline taken from the Drudge Report regarding this story: Harmful Chemical Leaks in Space Station. Previous: Crazy Sams.

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Funnies/Of Interest
Joke for the day
Wow! It is just around the corner! I guess it's only 94 days now - times a' flyin'.

News/Opinion
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The Papal Intifada
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September 18, 2006

Vibrator

Got your attention?

Well, it seems this little doosy of a thriller is intended to go unnoticed by everyone, except the owner.

It's the Lipstick Vibrator.

Now, for those of you who are like, wha? who? what's a vibrator???

Here's some Vibra-History.

Okay, I'm kidding. Here's the real history, according to someone(s).

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This Guy's Got Wood


(click on image)

I don't want to know what you do with your wood but I've decided to be nice to my readers and I've found a non-scam site where you can view your "needs". Just follow the link link here. Now back to the article...


It seems The Wood Master! enjoys playing with his wood.

That chair and those clothes don't look too comfortable.

And, while I was visiting the menDNA website, I found this disgusting bit of cholesteral killer:

The 5LB Burger With 54 Toppings!

That's even more disgusting than the Krispy Kreme burger and the 30,000 calorie sandwich combined.

Or, perhaps it's just as awful.

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You Men Think You're So Smart, Don't You?

Some of you guys are just having a field day with this "research", eh.

I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THIS!!!!
Men are smarter than women

To men and women alike, you're truly smart if you take this study with a grain of salt.

On the one hand, the study fails to recognise that women have been subordinated for a very long time, which could lead to less activity in those areas of the brain studied.

Also, it has been shown that IQ increases with education (going to college apparently increases IQ by 4 points, or thereabouts - that is, if you didn't party those college years away, lol). Where is the research on levels of education between the sexes, and which courses were taken, and all those other external influences that alter one's thinking abilities?

Plus, how many "scientific" discoveries have been made and then proven unreliable and inconclusive?

It's always going to be a man's dream that he's smarter than women. But, the reality is that there is no perfect, sterile environment in which we can find out the truth. As long as cultural, external elements invade our thinking and our perception of the world, there will always be bias to the study.

Besides after this story, you'll know some men are as dumb as dirt:

I was coming up to a stop sign and some stupid f*ck of a driver overshot his turn and came into my lane. The f*cking idiot of a male (I'm sure it could have equally been a female) honks his horn, so my automatic reaction was to glare and finger the b*st*rd.

How stupid of a f*cking a$$hole do you have to be to not realise YOU are in the wrong?

My guess is that that guy was far more inferior to me intellectually.

Not to mention how many times I've had to teach MR.BIG a thing or two on how to use the computer, and HE's the self-proclaimed "computer genius".

Uh, ya right, sure men are smarter.

And, even if it were true (which I don't buy for a second), women are better looking; we don't stink; we're not overly furry; and we actually apply our brains.

*Tee hee*

(No offense to those I consider real men out there who do apply their brains and know there is a balance between the sexes and don't need to feel superior or justified through some "study".)

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Intro To Moron Of The Week #50

IT'S THE 50TH!

Needless to say, I'm going to take a break from the moron game next week. I need it after exposing 50 FREAKIN' MORONS. So, get your guesses in this week because if you win it, your name will be posted on this site for a full week.

That's like having a week's worth of free advertising.

So, the person you have to beat this week is Dragonlady's World.

Can you do it, or will Dragonlady's World be the one to see her name in "lights"?

Good luck to everyone. The race is on.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.


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September 15, 2006

Open Trackbacks Weekend

OTA - Open Trackback AlliancePlease click some blogads to support this site.

Trackbacking info: Showcase your best work; attract new readers (linking this article in return of course). Do NOT link your open trackback post here. Use Linkfest Haven instead. To the right, you will find OTA members who are doing open trackbacks for the day.

Play Diane's Stuff's Dead Guy on the Sidebar or finger others at FNFO.


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The Knucklehead of the Day award [by The Florida Masochist]
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Harvest Some Earthlings, You Alien Scum

Here's a game that's pretty simple to do, but fun to beat up on Superman.

Invasion of the Space Invaders From Outer Space Episode 1

I harvested 177 earthlings before I gave up and moved onto something else.

How well will you do?

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Pop Slut Video

If you've seen the Paris Hilton video and want to learn more about it, this is the place to go.

And, if you don't want to learn more about it, but need a good laugh at moron Hilton's expense, then you can also go here: POP SLUT VIDEO: Stars Are Blind

I think I got an STD just watching that.

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Ah, Stupid People

This post written in sudden haste by Lostinlimaohio, and approved by Sam where permitted by law.

I was going to enlighten you all about the man found sleeping in a video store wearing nothing, but women's underwear and the stores curtain, except something happened that demands I write about this instead.

I was spending the day avoiding work at every possible moment when I ran out of Bubb-a-loons. Since I was half way done making a complete 3 generation bubble family, I knew that I had to make a quick run to the corner store for more.

That's when it happened.

I was preparing to make a right turn into the parking lot when some complete idiot attempted to pass me... by going around the RIGHT side of me. Not right as in the correct side, but right as in opposite of left.

Now, I am no wonderful driver, but this woman, well she's the poster child for why women should be banned from driving. It wasn't just that she attempted to hospitalize me, via attempting to ram the rear right side of my mommavan, but then she FLICKED me off.

Sadly, had my window up so she couldn't hear me yelling and cussing at her. However, I have a great chance now to explain to the rest of the horrid women drivers just how their driving skills, or lack of, effects the rest of us. Enjoy.

Dear Stupid Women Drivers,

You are the very reason why posts like this ring so true. What most people don't know is that you are the real reason why those middle east people demand that their women be driven around by little boys.
Just how hard is it to not attempt to kill someone while sitting behind the wheel of a car? Why is it that you feel the need to use those car keys when you know that more than likely, all you're going to do is help create more images like this?

Please, for the sake of those of us that can drive, get off the road. You're embarrassing us all, not to mention you make a quick trip to the store to buy more Bubb-a-loon a Fear Factor-like challange.

Contributed by Lostinlimaohio

PS - this may be what get's Lilo fired one day...
Bubb-a-loon

Bubb-a-loons: His name is Fred.

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Moron Revealed #49

Moron of the Week - 49 - Mel Gibson
A lot of you have been waiting for this, so I thought I'd better pull it off for you.

This week's moron is Mel Gibson, which means that Dragonlady's World guessed it correctly and is the winner.

Congratulations Dragonlady's World for knowing that Mel "The Drunken Lunatic" Gibson is a moron.

Of course, if you've watched that South Park episode, you'd know that long before his anti-semitic DUI remarks, Mel Gibson was a moron.

For instance, he was a nutball when it came to the Oscars and planned to promote his movie, Apocolypto, by taping a message while speaking Mayan:

"The New York Post's Page Six says that Time magazine says that Mel Gibson says that he'll appear tonight on the Oscars in a taped message. Speaking Maya.

Gibson says he's not going to tone down his antics. "After what I experienced with 'The Passion,' I frankly don't give a flying f - - - about much of what they think," he told Time."

I don't know if that ever panned out (I couldn't be bothered to watch such a boring display of self-promoting egotists), but I'm sure that would have been funny to see.

Him stumbling over a language no one watching could recognise.

Duh.

And, he elected to make that movie into a propaganda piece, acknowledged especially after he blurted out,

"Film star and director MEL GIBSON has launched a scathing attack on US President GEORGE W BUSH, comparing his leadership to the barbaric rulers of the Mayan civilisation in his new film APOCALYPTO."
So much for being somewhat of a Republican supporter, eh. He's just full of hypocrisies.

And booze.

Moron Mel doesn't stop there, either. When it comes to the after-effects of his controversial film The Passion Of Christ, he had it out for a columnist, Frank Rich, and even threatened the guy's life:

About Frank Rich, the New York Times columnist who implied Gibson's father is "a Holocaust denier," the director had some choice – and inflammatory – words: "I want to kill him. I want his intestines on a stick. I want to kill his dog."
You know, for someone who claims to be such a devout Traditional Catholic, he's sure got a vile tongue and a cruel temper.

But, then again, it seems that Mel's a shining example of hypocrisy when it comes to all things religious.

How many commandments have you broken now, Mel?

Whatever, phoney. Like, for instance, his probable breaking of marriage vows to his wife before his God and everyone when he mentions that his wife could be going to h*ll:

Mel Gibson has come under fire for being hard on Jews in his film “The Passion of the Christ� — but apparently, he feels that Protestants are also doomed to damnation. In fact, it looks like Gibson, a conservative Catholic, believes that his Episcopalian wife could be going to hell.

Gibson was interviewed by the Herald Sun in Australia, and the reporter asked the star if Protestants are denied eternal salvation. “There is no salvation for those outside the Church,� Gibson replied. “I believe it.�

I don't know about you, but I think the vow of honour here is broken since it's not a very honourable thing to d*mn your wife to h*ll.

And, his hypocrisies go further with his wife as it is speculated that he once cheated on her:

MEL GIBSON is bracing himself for another controversy after a little-known actress has claimed the Hollywood star cheated on his wife with her 15 years ago.
Now, that is definitely a marriage vow (and religious vow) broken.

Oh, and let's not forget his broken commandments when he went on his drunken spree, slurring anti-semitic sentiments.

The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me."

The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"

He not only broken a few commandments there, but it looks like he also broke a few laws.

Moron.

I think the funniest part about the whole moron Mel thing is this note, which I leave you on... despite all his anti-semitism, Mel almost got a circumcision. Okay, there was actually an incident with a knife at a restaurant, but you get the point.

Hunky Australian actor MEL GIBSON endured a harrowing accident in a restaurant recently - which almost cost him his penis.

The LETHAL WEAPON action man was dining with friends in Santa Monica, California when a waiter accidentally dropped a knife in his lap, leaving the famous actor with a wound gushing blood from his thigh.

Kinda too bad, eh. I mean, we certainly can do without any more little Mel's running around in the world.

Anyhow, congrats again to Dragonlady's World for winning it.

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Gibson Blames Jews For Spiking His Communion Wine
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GIBSON SELLS MANSION BECAUSE OF SPEARS
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GIBSON PLANNING JEWISH MOVIE
Stalker jailed for three years after trying to pray with Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson in firestorm of bad publicity
GIBSON SLAMMED FOR DEFENDING DAD'S HOLOCAUST DENIAL
Gibson apologizes for behavior
Mel Gibson sorry for drunk driving not for hating jews
Mel Gibson to Change Name from Mel Gibson to Mel Gibson

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September 14, 2006

Read Your Alcohoroscope

Wanna find out what kind of drunk you are?

Here are the alcohoroscopes.

And, here's mine:

Drinking style:

Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.

Why I never!

Okay, it's all true, but I'm still going to pretend to be offended.

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Some News That Wasn't Old When It Was Sent To Me

123beta sent these my way some time ago when they were fresh to help me out when I couldn't blog as frequently. But, I wasn't around the computer to post them, so here they are now.

Pregnant man?

Ew.

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Songs we can do without. Forever.

I concur. I mean, really, I concur wholeheartedly.

Impersonating a pussy...

That's funny. What a brat.

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Madonna Wants To Be Space Cadet - Little Does She Know, She Already Is One

The story that made me laugh the most today:

RUSSIA REJECTS PROPOSAL TO SEND MADONNA INTO SPACE....

MR.BIG's retort: "Please, oh please do it."

The proposal: what do you all say that if Russia doesn't reconsider, then we start another war with them?

Can we have a consensus?

Sounds like rather religious and political reasoning why they won't have her on board at this time. One State Duma member said,

"Because of the television possibilities, it would be a pretty serious event in the year of elections in the United States and Russia."
And, a space agency spokesperson stated,
"Taking into account her good physical preparedness and financial capabilities, the dream of (Madonna) Louise Ciccone of a space flight could be realized in 2009," Panarin was quoted as saying.

Like many Russians, he didn't use the 48-year-old pop singer's first name, apparently sensitive to the Russian Orthodox Church's objections to her use of religious imagery, especially crucifixion, in her "Confessions" world tour performances.

I don't blame them; she is pretty ignorant. But, I'd do just about anything to get that moron off the planet, lol.

Maybe if we chip in a few extra bucks, they'll reconsider.

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Crazy Sam #45

osama bin laden toilet paper cave cartoon

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September 13, 2006

What Are You Really Thinking?

Need to lighten the mood of this death-themed day.

Test your subconscience.

I'll bet you're a horny pervert.

Let me know if I'm right or wrong.

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Two Gunmen, Possibly a Third in Shoot Spree at Montreal College

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Dawson College was the scene of panic today as two gunmen went on a rampage shooting students. What isn't clear yet is if this is a Al Qaeda-style terrorist related plot or not yet. Early reports indicate that one killed himself, and the other was shot by police. A third gunmen might be on the loose.

*UPDATE* Reports say one gunman was wearing a long trench coat; "Gothic looking"; had part of head shaved. Columbine?

*UPDATE* Huge black boots with gun walking in broad daylight. Studs and piercings. "Retarded head cut". white, approximately 19 years old. Stereo-typical Goth look. Machine gun??

*UPDATE* Believed: 4 dead; 16 injured.

*UPDATE* Story has changed. Only one gunmen dead. SWAT team called in to search for other possible suspects.

*UPDATE* "Retarded haircut" is actually a Mowhawk. Killer dressed in black. Sounds more punk than goth. No other confirmed gunmen yet. Claiming 20 injured, some critical, uncertain how many are fatal.

*UPDATE* Murderer sprayed bullets at entrance. Four people dropped and killer continued to enter building. Killer shot by police and did not shoot himself. Shot at both men and woman according to accounts. Both men and women seen leaving in ambulances.

*UPDATE* Started at 12:45 EST. Secondary sweep to find any students that might still be hiding. Two Metro stations closed.

*UPDATE* 13 people taken to Montreal General. 6 in critical condition, 2 in serious, 4 in stable. Some others considered less critical went to Royal Victorian hospital.

*UPDATE* Parents and family can call police at 514-280-2880 and alternatively 514-280-2805, 514-280-2806.

*UPDATE* Semi-automatic used, not full automatic.

*UPDATE* Latest numbers: One woman confirmed dead; 20 others injured.

*UPDATE* Sad news: Two woman confirmed dead; 19 others injured. One of the women died in the hospital. Up to 8 people remain in critical condition.

*UPDATE* Gotta love the news, eh. How distorted after 20 billion updates. This one: A gunman with a Mohawk haircut and black clothing opened fire inside Montreal's Dawson College on Wednesday, killing one woman and wounding 19 others, before police fatally shot him.


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Knocking On Death's Door

Here are 20 Things You Didn't Know About... Death or maybe you do and they're just being facetious.

These are a few of them:

No American has died of old age since 1951.

That was the year the government eliminated that classification on death certificates.

Within three days of death, the enzymes that once digested your dinner begin to eat you. Ruptured cells become food for living bacteria in the gut, which release enough noxious gas to bloat the body and force the eyes to bulge outward.

And, speaking of dead people, here is a place I went to last summer during a vacation through central BC, Canada.

It's a Glass House that some old dude made using 500,000 embalming fluid bottles.

He actually lived in that place.

This site has a better description and history of the place.

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Top 10 Horrific Slip And Falls, And Other Deaths

I doubt any of these have happened, but I thought I'd share some ways of dying that I think would be truly horrific.

1. Having a heart attack from the shock of being caught by your boss as you whack off in your cubicle at work. (Speaking of cubicles)

2. Getting out of your car with your seatbelt on, which causes you to plummet face first into the ground, cracking your skull.

3. You go to moon a pedestrian from the backseat of your friend's car, and your butt ends up hitting a passing street sign. Now, that may be bad, but what really seals the deal is that the impact of your butt hitting the pole causes your friend to lose control of the car, which goes into a fishtail, does a few 360s, and crashes into a telephone pole, killing everyone inside.

4. [Some men may fear this one] You go for a massage at your local parlour when the table you are laying on face down collapses and severs your penis, and while you're running around screaming in agony, shouting for help, you slip on some body oil that fell to the floor, smacking your head, which causes you to die.

5. You decide, for the first time in your life, you're going to do something naughty and you go to a porn peep show. As you run in quickly while nervously looking around, your feet skid on something slippery below you, making you lose balance, and you fall and knock yourself dead.

6. You fart in front of a date you really like, but are so embarrassed that you run away, but it's raining outside and an electrical wire is dangling in a nearby puddle of water, but you don't see it and you slip from the water and fall right into the electrical death trap.

7. You tell your grandpa the funniest joke you've ever told in your life, and he's laughing like mad, and you're laughing like mad, and all of a sudden his dentures go flying out of his mouth, and unfortunately find their way into yours, getting lodged in your throat, causing you to choke to death.

8. Similarly, you have a nasty habit of eating ABC gum (already been chewed), and you see a piece laying on the nightstand beside your friend's bed. You put it in your mouth, but it tastes funkier than usual and as you go to spit it out, but you begin choking on it and it kills you. Autopsy later determines that this piece of "gum" is actually a used condom.

9. You went to a wicked party the other night, and the next morning you're still drunk (ya, it was that good). You run your shower and step in, but oops, you sh*t in the shower. As you try to avoid the turd by jumping out of the shower without touching it, you slip and smash your head against the wall, rendering yourself lifeless.

10. [Wouldn't doubt if some women fear this] You happen to get a trigger happy security guard at the airport, and he shoots you down without thinking when your vibrator goes off in your suitcase.

Got any others? Dave D's always genius at these.

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September 12, 2006

Flowers Even A Man Would Love

I think this would be the perfect gift for gun nuts like The Conservative UAW Guy or GN'R fans like me (you know, before Axl Rose f*cked it up).

Here is a gun table vase.


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Look At That Flab Bounce


(click on image)

You are searching for nudists or something, huh? I've decided to be nice to my readers and I've found a non-scam site where you can view your "needs". Just follow the link link here. Now back to the article...


Probably one of the more funny games I've seen around, and one that can get somewhat addictive.

Nudist Trampolining

Not exactly the most attractive nudist you'd want to see, but nonetheless, there it is.

My score, although I'm sure I could have done better: 439

I'm just thanking my lucky stars the fig leaf didn't fall off.


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Crazy Sam #44

Sandy Berger Bill Clinton Madeleine Albright

Related: Sandy Berger, Bill Clinton, and Madeleine Albright oppose "The Path to 9/11".

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Intro To Moron Of The Week #49

Congratulations on last week's win, Still Stacy.

Still Stacy guessed correctly that Jesse Jackson was, is, and probably always will be a moron.

So, will Still Stacy be able to hold the throne this week, or will you be the next to win the Moron of the Week?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.


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Server Woes

If you tried to get in to my place yesterday and were rejected, it's not because I don't love you - I still do.

I switched to a new server host not too long ago, and at first they were fine, but now, they suck donkey balls. So, I'm going to have to move yet again, and hopefully find a place that actually does their job, and does their job well.

Since just about nobody got in yesterday to read my stuff, I'm reposting it today, and hopefully we'll get more Moron of the Week guesses, as well as people checking out the links and seeing all that fun stuff I posted yesterday.

This post will remain on top today; scroll down for more Sam.

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September 11, 2006

Remembering

Remembering 9 11 Canada US Flag This is just a post of remembrance to all those who lost their lives, and those who lost their loved ones, to extremist evil.

A lot of people need a lot of support to get through the day, so please be kind to your fellow man, woman, and child.

Unless, of course, the people you come across are terrorists, then you can kick their arses (or worse).

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September 08, 2006

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If This Is A Fashion Statement, Count Me Out

This is one person's take on inventive art.

And, it's pretty lame, I must say.

Here's Weird Jewelry.

Okay, the enema bag is pretty funny, but the rest suck-diddley-uck.

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Want To Be An Evil Overlord?

Then, you'd better read these simple rules if you don't want to follow in the steps of stupidity like your predecessors.

By the way, who's the lucky b*st*rd who got this URL EvilRulers.com, anyhow?

Geesh, I do so much more with it if I had that site.

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Crazy Sam #43

Bill Clinton Osama Bin Laden ABC

What others are saying: News and Views, Plunk, 9-11 movie has Democrats running scared, Clintonites Go After ABC's "Path to 9/11", Clinton Administration Officials Assail ABC's 'The Path to 9/11'

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Moron Revealed #48

Moron of the Week - 48 - Jesse Jackson
Just so that I don't come across as racist or discriminatory, what with my selection of mainly "white" morons and all, this week's moron is Jesse Jackson.

So there, Jesse Jackson, I'm one person you can't protest against.

And, that means that Still Stacy is our winner this week.

Congratulations Still Stacy for knowing that Jesse Jackson is undoubtably a moron. We know him as a Reverend and as a US civil rights whiner, I mean activist.

Almost everything he complains about has to do with ethnicity, so really, it's more like he's a minority (particularly blacks, Afro-Americans, African-Americans, Negroes, and the list goes on) rights activist.

For instance, his whining that black people aren't included in NASCAR as much as they should be:

"Jesse Jackson says NASCAR should feature more African-American drivers because "negroes can drive cars fast."

"One thing I know, negroes can drive cars fast," Jackson said to laughter. "I mean, we go through red lights, even [drive] at night with our lights off. We can drive cars fast," he asserted from the podium. "

I didn't know race or colour was a determinant in how fast one drives.

If so, perhaps the police should be informed of this and be on the lookout for black drivers.

Oooo, burn on Jesse Jackson. Your stupid whining about moronic topics like this one may cause racial profiling rather than aid an ethnicity's progress.

Sucka fool.

And, it seems many black people have noticed this and are wise to his disturbing belligerence.

One African-American group actually protested against Jesse Jackson because they believed his loud-mouthed idiocies were detrimental to black issues and progress:

"Protestor Willie Ellis said he wanted to tell America, "Open your eyes: Jesse Jackson is for Jesse Jackson and Jesse Jackson only.

"He stole from the people long enough. It's time the people know the true man Jesse Jackson is. He has rode on black peoples' coattails long enough," Ellis told CNSNews.com.

"I look at him like a civil rights failure. If Martin Luther King laid down the blueprint, why has [Jackson] done everything to oppose Martin Luther King?" Davis asked. "[Jackson's] worth $40 million dollars...and Martin Luther King died broke," he added."

Sucks to be you, Jesse, when the very people you claim to be standing up for are the ones who want you to back down and disappear.

But, Jackson has managed to spin the negativity into a self-aggrandizing notion as he relates himself to Jesus and other notable figures:

"A Loop rally demanding more jobs for young black men turned into a protest against the leadership of Reverend Jesse Jackson.

"We are tired of coming here to voice our opinion when we got African-American people sitting at the table and saying they represent our interests and playing this puppet game," said one protester.

"They lashed out at Dr. King, they lashed out at Nelson Mandela, they lashed out at Jesus, so all of those who fight for change become the object of frustration," said Rev. Jesse Jackson, Rainbow-Push Coalition."

And, the moron doesn't stop there.

He is completely high on himself as a publicity hog:

"The Rev. Jesse Jackson said Wednesday he would lead an ecumenical delegation to the Middle East this week to meet with political and religious leaders about troubles in the region, including the kidnapping of two Fox News journalists.

He said his group is concerned about the fate of Israeli soldiers held hostage by Hezbollah, as well as by the kidnapping of Fox News correspondent Steve Centanni and cameraman Olaf Wiig, who were kidnapped Aug. 14 from their TV van near the Palestinian security services headquarters in Gaza City."

So, perhaps I'm missing the point here, but what does this have to do with his national organisation? This is an international matter, so why is his local organisation wasting money and taking trips overseas to discuss international civil right's matters?

I think it's just another case of Jesse's secret obsession with the lens. That and misuse of money.

You know, he really should have been an actor instead of a public bellyacher what with his wanton carnal desire for being on tv.

He further lusted for the spotlight as he whined about the movie Barbershop when it came out.

Jackson demanded that the black film makers apologise for the jokes in the movie regarding Martin Luther King Jr. and Rosa Parks.

Again, a black group, Barbers no less, went against Jesse and insisted that he apologise for his comments and criticism of the movie:

"The CEO of the [National Association of Cosmetologists], James Stern, told Reuters that he screened the film for over 100 African-American barbers, and they had zero problems with the movie. Stern had a strong message for Jackson. He asserted that members of his group have lost business due to Jackson's comments. If Jesse decides not to apologize, the group plans to sue him for defamation of character.

"Reverend Jackson did not consider the future of black filmmakers. We, as blacks, have to let the movie studios know that when he is wrong, we're willing to speak out for ourselves," Stern said."

The black card is Jesse's only card, and he's not even playing that very well.

Give it up, Jesse, clearly you haven't been benefiting anyone... except your pocketbooks.

Yes, Jesse is all about Jesse, and he seems to be monopolising only for himself and his loved ones rather than thinking of the greater good. You may realise that once you read about his questionable use of non-profit, tax-exempt monies.

"It took more than a year of nagging, but the state of Illinois finally came up with the CEF [Jesse's Citizenship Education Fund] tax returns for 1998 and 1999. And O'Reilly found a bombshell buried in the returns.

"It all began with the neatly typed word 'None.' That was the word on the line where Jackson's people were supposed to list any staffers paid more than $50,000 a year."

That turned out to be untrue. Karen Stanford, then executive director of CEF, had been paid somewhere between $64,000 and $120,000 in 1999. Four other people were paid in excess of $50,000 that year."

Karen Stanford is the woman that he, a Reverend, had a child out of wedlock with while having an extramarital affair.

What a shining example of moronity.

Jesse is much deserving of this week's title, and congrats again to Jesse Jackson's Skeleton Closet
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Solidarity letter to Hugo Chavez
the most 'inspirational black Amercian of all time.'

*UPDATE* (from Mr. Big): There was an HTML error on the page which caused the Still Stacy linkage not to show up under all browsers. My apologies to Still Stacy. Please visit this week's winner Still Stacy. Hmm... could this be an intentional racist mistake against Still Stacy by one Samantha Burns? Where is Jesse Jackson now!?


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September 07, 2006

It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's... It's Thumper!

I think I liked this one better than Superman Returns.

Here's Superman - the movie in 30 seconds (re-enacted by bunnies).

I wish it were a bit longer though. That was fun.

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Phew, Thank Goodness I Passed This One

I guess I'm brunette afterall.

IQ Test for Blondes!!!

Test 5 is probably my favourite.

Still, it's not quite as good as the best blonde joke ever!

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Pitiful Surnames

It seems they've come out with a list of some shameful surnames.

Variations on a theme show Handcock, Glasscock, Hickinbottom, Shufflebottom and Winterbottom are also among the names people have been most desperate to shake-off in the last 100 years.

The number of people with the surname Cock is now at only a quarter of the level it was in 1881, putting it at the top of the list compiled by a team of geographers at the Centre for Advanced Spatial Analysis at University College London (UCL).

Well, with that said, I think it's only fitting that I create a few one liners for these poor surname carriers.

I'm no Stranger to Cock.

You have a Haggard and Smellie old Willie.

Boy, you're Daft and Slow.

Here's the complete list of shameful surnames.

Oh Burns, I don't see my last name on that list.

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Forget Bomb Detection

sex toy
In Vietnam, it's sex toy detection.

Apparently, a number of Chinese sex toys, stimulants, and other sex aids were seized in Vietnam.

Authorities in Vietnam's southern commercial hub of Ho Chi Minh City seized one ton of Chinese-made sex toys, aphrodisiacs and other sexual stimulants, state-controlled media reported Friday.

Police and market inspectors Thursday confiscated the illegal shipment, which included more than 10,000 tablets of Viagra, sex toys and sexual stimulants in the form of tablets, powder and liquid hidden in a truckload of onions.

Uh, ya, sure, illegal.

Right.

As if the officers weren't stocking up for their own personal use.

All I can say is that I'm glad I'm not living in Vietnam right now.

Yup, I'm here in good ol' North America where the sex implements flow freely and are ready at hand.

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September 06, 2006

Nothing Like Good Ol' Penguin Shuffling

Aside from the annoying blowing wind sound effects, this game is pretty cool.

At least, I thought so.

But, then again, I enjoy seeing peckers slide into holes.

Perverts, I know what you were thinking.

Anyhow, try to shuffle the penguin. Don't forget the wind factor.

My high score: 4

Previous/Related: Penguin Smacking

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Harrumph, Now That's Just Racist!

There's a new soda on the scene, and it's called Coca Cola Blak.

Apparently, it is pop with a hint of coffee.

A hint, ya right.

I guess it's because there's just not enough caffeine in Coca Cola as it is, right. We need to be flying, or at least all buzzed out.

I'm guessing this is their attempt at jumping on the Red Bull bandwagon.

Count me out.

Caffeine injection, coffee junkie

UPDATE: Apparently, they're taking on a whole new approach to the go-go juice as they have been testing a premium brand of tea and coffee in Toronto.

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That Really Is F*cked Up

MR.BIG just took a screen capture of my site, and this is what he caught.

Take a look at the advertisement, then at the article title below.

Dating's difficult in this day and age, but I don't know if it's that tough.

date my pet

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Crikey, Would They Shut Up About It, Already?

Can't the media just shut the frick up about the guy's passing? And, I'm not even going to say the man's name because you know who I'm talking about after this news bit has been plastered everywhere online and on tv.

Shuddupppppp!

As for publicly showing the video of his death, are you kidding?

Is this what passes for entertainment these days? Because you can't tell me that showing a tape of someone dying is paying homage to the person.

Get a life.

Plus, as if the family actually wants to be perusing the internet, searching for a recorded history of endangered fools, and come across some frickin' youtube videos of the dude's death.

Good grief.

Let the man rest!


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I Knew Seniors Were A Bad Influence

And, here's the proof.

It seems some pot plants have been found by a local deputy at a retirement home in Arizona.

A Yavapai County sheriff's deputy patrolling a senior housing development outside Prescott Wednesday spotted a 5-foot-tall marijuana plant growing between two residents' driveways.

Deputy Justin Dwyer got out, identified the plant and interviewed the residents, spokeswoman Susan Quayle said. They told the deputy they thought the plant was "just an attractive weed, and they had been watering it because it looked so nice."

Quayle said it appeared the plant was growing wild and probably sprouted from a stray seed. Dwyer told the homeowners he would have to confiscate it and asked them to call deputies if more were found.

Uh huh.

Sure there granny, we believe you. A pretty weed, eh.

I'll say.

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September 05, 2006

That's What I Call Dirty

'Fraid it's not the good kind of dirty, though.

Someone had a little more creativity than writing "Wash Me" on this Austen Mini Cooper.

Man, no one's going to want to wash that thing now that it's a work of art.

The only thing left to do is play smash-up derby with it - that's about the only good use for those little p*ss pots.

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Now That's Just F*cked Up

(Takes a few seconds to load)

Get a load of this creepy dog with twisted eyes.

Move your mouse around the screen to make it work, then, click on the image to create your own.

I made the creepiest one I could think of...

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Sex Toy Troubles

No, not me. It's not going to be one of those stories.

This one's about a store clerk who decided to use a tactic similar to those who "out" cheque bouncers by taping bad cheques to the cash register.

Instead, this sex store clerk "outed" a sex toy suspect by posting a photo of the sex toy thief on his shop window.

The Erox Lifestyle Centre, on the corner of Vivian and Cuba streets, has caught the eye of passers-by for not the usual reasons after staff put up the photo. A security footage photo features a man who allegedly put the $109.95 sex aid under his hoodie and left the shop without paying. A note above the photo says: "When will he pay for the penis pump he stole?"
Lol, sweet.

Now, the man's not only suspected of being a petty criminal, but he's also suspected of having a puny penis.

And, it seems the website contains a few of those suspect photos, as well.

Here's the link to that treasure, although may be NSFW on the top bar of that page: Rogues Gallery at EroxAdult.com.

Anyhow, if the guy would have only participated in this sport instead (scroll down), then perhaps he wouldn't be considered a criminal to this day.


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Make Love Not War

This article is not typical of Samantha Burns’ site, which mostly consists of witty humour. This is fairly long, but hopefully worth the read.

The left has abandoned this slogan as of late, but they fail to realise just how right they are (although for the wrong reasons). As the story goes, it will all make sense in the end...

Previously I wrote an article 'Everything you need to know about Al-Qaeda'.

To sum up the premise, Al Qaeda has a global ambition of world domination and intends to take over by toppling governments into a state of chaos, thus allowing Taliban-style takeover possible. I gave three choices to survive: partial surrender, full surrender, or fight.

If you haven't read it, now is the time.

However, there exists a threat even more effective at conquering than terrorism. The trouble is nobody can identify this threat without being called a racist, bigot or far worse. Unlike many others, I take the thread of terrorism extremely seriously, and I believe a non-confronted Al-Qaeda could conquer a world of people whom do not rise to the occasion. What can possibly be more effective at conquering than terrorism?

Uncontrolled immigration and concentrated ethnic population growth is more effective at conquering and dangerous to national identity! I can already feel the immediate gut reaction of racist charges being brought on by those poisoned by the church of political correct thinking.

Yes, I'm talking about those PC thugs.

Being a Canadian where everyone believes in a multicultural Canada, verbalizing such a thought is practically a hate crime here. Note to self: check the Canadian criminal code before I post this article...

Let me set a few things straight before I get the hate police on my doorsteps. First, I like immigrants. That old cliché 'some of my best friends are...' immigrants is actually true. My ex-wife is a US immigrant to Canada with various mixed cultural backgrounds. My children are such a hodgepodge of multicultural genetics that I don't think anyone could sort it out in a lab if they tried.

The danger is not immigrants themselves, but concentrated ethnic population growth brought about by uncontrolled immigration combined with a high ethnic birthrate.

Picture this scenario: the government allows massive immigration from a particular country or ethnicity. This group has a massive birth rate compared to the host country and prefers to settle in areas close to each other and chooses to identify with their country of origin rather than as being an important part of their new host country's culture. With a large close-knit ethnic population, those living within that group and their children don't even have to learn their new host's language or interact with the host's culture.

Fast forward this scenario a few years into the future and what ends up happening? As history will teach us a very bad situation can emerge.

With an unchecked birth rate, the ethnic population will no longer be a minority but the majority. This culture will be ethnically pure with a culture that does not associate itself primarily with their host's culture. The ethnic population likely will demand special rights, separate government or demand to abide by separate laws. Basically, a state within a state will form. The host country will no longer be a united country, but a divided country based on ethnic lines.

When this scenario reaches a breaking point a few things end up happening. The ethnic community declares their independence from their host country. Civil unrest, riots and civil war emerge. Or worse, an attempt to evict or exterminate through genocide occurs.

Those events are not mutually exclusive.

Canada has a state within a state. We have a national government and regional governments with equal relationships in unity with the others, except for one province: Quebec. Quebec is largely Francophone and for all intents have their own government. They have their own laws and duplicate agencies set up to mirror their national equivalent. Everything in Quebec's nationalistic government is designed so that one day Quebec can split from Canada. The actual separation of Quebec was only narrowly defeated and is a constant worry of every regional Canadian government.

Fortunately, Quebecers are largely pacifists and don't believe in violence to achieve their cause. There are notable exceptions, however, like the October Crisis, for instance. Quebec tries, to their best effort, to keep culturally pure from English Canada. The 'not withstanding clause' in Canada allows provinces, namely Quebec, to violate the Canadian constitution to protect their culture by setting up what English Quebecers call 'the language police'.

Thankfully, separatist Quebecers lack one key element to succeeding independence: birth rate. Like many western cultures, Quebec has a low native birth rate. Simply put, French Quebecers are not having enough babies to make themselves ethnically pure and hence increase support for separation. Much to the separatists' dismay, there is a large Anglophone, First Nations, and immigrant population in Quebec that by-in-large want to stay within Canada federation; separatist French Quebecers have been unable to outbreed these groups.

Despite all Quebec does to ensure a pure French Quebec, the separatist Quebec movement fails primarily due to low birth rate. Other examples in history have not met with Canada's fortune of a low Quebec birth rate.

The Kosovo War in 1999 was such an example.

Before I continue, let me state emphatically that Slobodan Milosevic was a tyrant and without a doubt was guilty of war crimes, especially genocide. His rationale for what he did: Albanians in Kosovo were trying to ethnically purify Kosovo; while Milosevic's actions cannot be justified in any circumstance, some truth exists to this madman's rationale.

Kosovo's Albanian population is an example of massive immigration combined with a high birth rate. The Albanians were allowed to immigrate to Yugoslavia in massive numbers and their population had a much higher birth rate than the native Serbians population. The Albanians, by-in-large, stuck to their own kind and lived in close proximity in Kosovo and did not integrate into the larger Serbian population.

Keep in mind, those who consider themselves Serbians were not ethnically pure themselves, but consisted of various Euro-Serbian groups. Many lived in isolated Euro-ethnic groups in townships while the cities were much more ethnically diverse.

Serbia is a land that has been conquered and performed conquering throughout the generations of its existence, much like most of Europe at one time or another.

Albanian refuges immigrated to Serbian lands in massive numbers to escape various blights and wars over years and maintained a large birth rate to the extent that native Serbs became the minority in Kosovo, which now is host to a huge majority Albanian population. While Kosovo is still legally part of Serbia, it’s effectively run by NATO and acts as its own country after a costly war for all parties involved.

The immigrated Albanians, being predominately Muslim, had a separatist Kosovo Liberation Army movement which decided that the majority Albanian population needed their own country in Kosovo separate from the Serbians.

Muslim extremism that the world has become more familiar with was indeed part of this movement.

Records exist of instances in which Albanians removed the native population by giving the native Serbians a choice: Either take a large settlement for your land or be harassed until you decide to leave (e.g. end up mysteriously dead). The funding of such native Serbian land buyouts was sponsored largely by oil-rich Muslims who sought to expand the Muslim territory.

What followed was genocide, war, and refugees as Slobodan Milosevic decided that Serbia should protect the integrity of its country from the immigrated population of Albanians. Aside from the obvious evilness of genocide and expulsion, the trouble is that Milosevic was one hundred years too late to prevent the fall of Kosovo to the Albanians.

Serbia lost control of its land by its friendly immigration policies and lack of immigrant integration into their culture. The 'solution' of genocide can never be excused and should never be used to purify lands of any ethnic background.

Any country that wants to protect itself from ethnic takeover should have immigration policies for cultural integration that work and recognize the difficulty of some cultures that do not wish to integrate into an existing national culture. The Nazi-like final solution of war, mass expulsion, and genocide are not acceptable methods of dealing with uncontrolled immigration.

The rise of Hitler happened for similar reasons as for Milosevic in Yugoslavia. Hitler pitted the native Germans against immigrated Jewish populations. Hitler played the economic failures in Germany (largely the result of WWI and the great depression) as being a conspiracy by successful Jewish businessmen that would only help their own Jewish kind, consequently leading to the suffering of the proud German people. Hitler used a non-integrated Jewish population as a tool to fuel racism and hatred. The perceived economic disparities between the close-knit ethnic Jewish population and the native German population were a catalyst for one of the bloodiest and deadliest periods in history.

Ironically, the war to end all wars - WWII - caused several secondary immigration problems that still fuel hatred and tensions in the Arabic world today.

The first is the formation of Israel. Israel at one point did not exist. What should not be disputed (at least not honestly) is that the land Israel occupies was largely and majority inhabited by Jewish people for thousands of years. The area is not ethnically pure as both Christians and Muslims lived in that area and the area has been conquered countless times. Like all conquering and counter-conquering, this has lead to disputes as to whom actually owns what lands. The Allies set up Israel and recognized it as a country, so the Jewish population would have their own lands; the Jewish people were given a nation to fight future wars against those whom would perform genocide against their people, like Hitler did.

Arabs often complain that Europe was responsible for the Jewish genocide and should have created an area in Europe to give to Israel as retribution. The Arabs miss one key point: the area Israel occupies was largely inhabited by a Jewish population and was well on its way to becoming Israel due to the demographic makeup of Jewish people in the area even without the Allies interference - through bloodier means no doubt (if that is possible to imagine). Creating another Jewish land would have been pointless and would have meant displacing yet another culture when a concentrated area of Jewish people already existed. Of course, the debate over the exact borders for Israel will last generations and undoubtedly, some madman will eventually try and carry out the threat to wipe out Israel, often a loose threat in that region.

Second issue brought about by the formation of Israel was Palestine. The formation of Palestine, or as it was known Philistine, has a long history. As the story goes, originally Palestine was given its moniker as part of re-drawing a border after a Jewish revolt to escalate tensions between Jews and Muslims by the conquering Roman Empire.

As Maxwell Smart might say, the old 'divide and conquer' trick.

Subsequently, this area has been under dispute for generations as both Muslims and Jews compete for this land. The last historical escalation of claims was brought about by the British Mandate, which officially declared the land inhabited by the Jews as part of Palestine. The redistricting by the British Mandate had much to do with European imperialist territorial dispute than anything based on solid historical claims and rights.

Modern Palestine consisting of the Gaza strip and the West Bank, but the largest dispute about the area arises from immigration. Israel on one side argues that much of the land claimed by Palestinians was sparsely populated and was populated by Arab immigrants rather than any native population. The Arabs counterclaim the land was not filled with immigrants as Israeli claims, but was host to Arab population for generations and thus the land should be owned by Palestinian Arabs.

History doesn't mean much when it comes to final formation of borders. Ultimately, who claims ownership of a land has much larger to do with the current ethnic makeup and state association than it has to do with whom historically lays claim to what territory. Nations have conquered nations endlessly and laid claim to lands throughout time, but final borders are always ultimately determined by how the population associates with their own ethnicity or state.

If Arabs want peace, they will have to recognize that Israel is a nation comprised of mostly Jewish people; and if Israel wants peace, then Israel will have to recognize the areas populated by Palestinians regardless of historical claims to the lands. What happened in the past, while tragic and bloody, should be put aside once and for all. The entire continent has been conquered over and over by so many cultures; whom historically lays claim to what is just a bunch of gibberish compared to the realities of today. The bitter hatred and distrust founded by accusations of crimes on both sides won't solve anything. In reality, an Israeli state and a Palestinian state exist even if both sides hate it.

Unfortunately, Iran and other like-minded rogue elements seem to think that the destruction of Israel is the solution. Odd - the very people who deny the realities of the holocaust are the very people who cry out for the complete destruction and genocide of Israel.

Even North America can be used as an example of uncontrolled immigration. The Europeans came, settled, multiplied, and the First Nations population dwindled. Ultimately, the First Nations could not out populate the uncontrolled immigration of the Europeans, and North America was lost to them.

Today, many countries are under immigration assault. France, England, and Germany are under immigration assault from Muslim nations. In France, the Muslim population is so large that any policy seen as anti-Muslim cannot be enacted without fear of turmoil from their large Muslim population. The reason why France has been opposed to any Middle Eastern interference and enforcement has much more to do with their immigration than it does with eating cheese and monkey surrendering.

The United States is under immigration assault from Mexico, which actively uses emigration to help support its own economy and provide for its economically impoverished population. The Mexican issue isn't as simple as some racist whites not wanting any Mexicans to come to the United States as politically correct police would have us believe. This is an issue of Mexicans coming to the United States in swarms (especially illegally, i.e. not under government immigration policy control) and not associated themselves as Americans first, but as Mexicans living within in a land they believe was stolen from Mexico. Given their birth rates and immigration rates, a Mexican majority could eventually exists in parts of the US yielding untold turmoil and racial tensions. If the immigrating Mexican population does not integrate and remains loyal to Mexico first, eventually this is a recipe for disaster.

While Canada has the permanent issue of Quebec, Canada also faces new ethnic issues as uncontrolled immigration has led to large ethnicity non-diverse areas within major Canadian cities which have formed communities that do not integrate into Canadian society.

So what lessons are to be learned about immigration? Well, uncontrolled immigration combined with high birth rates ultimately will cause land to be conquered over time and one culture to be replaced with another. Uncontrolled immigration can fuel racism, hatred, wars, and genocide as ethnic lines become more distinct rather than more diverse.

If any culture wants to protect itself from being absorbed by another, then effective immigration policies combined with a high enough local birth rate is critical. Failing to do so will mean the eventual falling of a nation and culture; for good or for bad is for historians to decide.

For those who believe that my statement of protecting one's culture is racists, I am not referring to protecting a genetic racial background. A culture is not just about their historical genetics, but about the formation of a society that interacts with unique characteristics. Further, culture is always in flux. The culture today is not the same as it was 40 or even 20 years ago, so ultimately you can't protect a culture or keep it static, but you can shape its future evolution.

I believe there is nothing wrong with wanting to protect any culture from being replaced with another culture, especially if you are proud of your own culture. Ultimately, you can't stop a culture from evolving, but you can certainly stop a culture from dramatic and quick replacement by another culture. The politically correct police can believe whatever they want, but protecting your own culture is nothing to be ashamed of.

Oddly, the hippies were right: start making love and having babies to uphold your nation and culture, not war.


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September 04, 2006

Pump It: Spongebob Style

Someone out there has waa-aay too much free frickin' time on their hands.

I mean, waa-aay too much time.

As if Spongebob doesn't suck enough, this person had to mix it with the Black Eyed Peas song, Pump It.

*shudder*

Here's
Sponge bob - pump it
.

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Play The Gorillaz Luggage Game

I didn't find it all that easy, so let's see how well you do.

The objective of the game is to fit all the pieces into the attache case without overlapping.

You only get three hints for all the levels (not three hints per level), so you may want to use them sparingly.

I got to the third level, but did not complete it.

Can you beat me?

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Yes, Gas Prices Are That Bad

And, yes, I realise that Lostinlimaohio posted on this news bit already, but I've come up with a few catch phrases that amused me, so they may amuse you a little too.

Gas prices really are bad these days.

Or, is it sex trade business is that bad?

Either way, a brothel in Sydney, Australia is giving petrol discounts to clients who use one of their "service providers".

So, I wonder how they are planning on marketing this concept?

I've got a few suggested catch phrases:

1. Come in for a f*ck and some fumes.

2. Treat yourself to some petrol and poontang.

3. Come see us for a crude show and get a bit of crude oil.

4. We're all oiled up for your pleasure!

5. We have Texas Tea and Sydney T&A.

Bonus: It's a gas at Madam Kerry's brothel!

Okay, I'm done, but maybe you have some better ones to share with us.

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Intro To Moron Of The Week #48

Congratulations to c.a. marks for knowing that the big time douche, Michael Moore, was last week's moron.

I've been waiting a long time to put up that douche, and good for c.a. marks for beating everyone to the punch on that guess.

So, this week, will c.a. marks do it again, or will you be the next to win the throne?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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September 01, 2006

OTA Weekend Trackbacks

Whoa, is it Labour Day weekend already?
Summer went so fast.

Well, get your trackbacks in before summer's over for good folks.

And, please don't forget to support this blog by clicking on the blogads.

Trackbacking info: Showcase your best work; attract new readers (linking this article in return of course). Do NOT link your open trackback post here. Use Linkfest Haven instead. To the right, you will find OTA members who are doing open trackbacks for the day.

Play Diane's Stuff's Dead Guy on the Sidebar or finger others at FNFO.


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Care Bears: Ethnic Cleansing Style

Check out the Care Bears as you've never seen them before.

Care Bear Cousins Suck!

Hooray for murder.

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Couple Of Funnies

This is possibly the one and only time burning the US flag is funny.

Lol, burn the dragon and the dragon burns back.

And, here is an illusion puzzle that only men can play.

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F*cking No! Please Tell Me I Didn't See This

Nice toque, moron.

Here's The Simpsons Vs. Star Trek

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Moron Revealed #47

Moron of the Week - 47 - Michael Moore

Congratulations, c.a. marks, for knowing that Michael Moore is probably the BIGGEST moron alive.

Way to go c.a. marks for knowing it and winning the throne.

Clearly, Moore is a moron, and I'm sure I really need not write about him because that's common knowledge.

Right?

Well, there are still some dolts who follow his garbage spewing "documentaries" and preachings. Don't ask me why.

But, anyhow, before I get started on the discussion, I just wanted to share this with you...

Clip taken from the dictionary?

Michael Moore - definition of Moron

That about sums up this week's moron folks. (Idea for the dictionary clipping á la The Simpsons)

Although we know Moore (unfortunately) from other "documentaries" and movies that he's pulled out of his a$$ - like Roger And Me and Canadian Bacon, etc. - we know him mostly these days from his controversial film Fahrenheit 9/11 and his anti-American propaganda.

But, let's not forget the blatant disregard for all facts and logic, or his continuous lies and deceit.

Moore's style has come under fire from those who claim that when making his films, he unfairly edits and re-sequences events in order to twist or misrepresent the words of his targets or interviewees.
Ya, so I've taken it upon myself to show you a little of what he has done; however, on a much more minor and less detrimental scale, and not in video form.

For instance, he will take an image... let's say, in this instance, a photo of Moore himself. And, he will use that image along with another image to send you a message about that person or thing (in this case, "thing"). The secondary image in this instance is Maggie Simpson.

Michael MooreMaggie Simpson sucking

And, voila! You have yourself a message that implies something about the initial image.

Michael Moore Sucks!

His messages, of course, are much more politically charged, and his messages are all lies, whereas my message here is reality.

Anyhow, I'm just having a little fun because I really despise Moore and am so sick of reading about this piece of sh*t on forever buckling legs.

Moore's films are so obviously anti-American, and anti-freedom, that even terrorist organisations are using them to promote their propaganda:

At one point, the [Iraqi militant] documentary cuts to a scene from Moore's 2004 award-winning film where he lobbies on the steps of the U.S. Congress in Washington.

"After all, there are honest and influential guys in America and if Mr Moore can talk to you like that, so can I," the Rashedeen narrator says.

And, the sad reality of this is that Moron Moore thrills at the notion of having terrorists lap up his bullcr*p. Moore responds to Osama Bin Laden mimicking Fahrenheit 9/11:
There he was, OBL, all tan and rested and on videotape (hey, did you get the feeling that he had a bootleg of my movie? Are there DVD players in those caves in Afghanistan?)
What kind of sick SOB do you have to be to support a murderer like Bin Laden?

Appalling.

And, the 'tards don't seem to even realise that if those murderers won, people like Moore would be killed for making "documentaries" attacking a leader.

Duh, duh, duh.

Further, when it came to the September 11th attacks, Michael "The Moron" Moore blurted out the next day,

"Many families have been devastated tonight. This just is not right. They did not deserve to die. If someone did this to get back at Bush, then they did so by killing thousands of people who did not vote for him! Boston, New York, DC, and the planes' destination of California — these were places that voted against Bush!"
First off, you doofus, I highly doubt the attacks were "to get back at Bush", especially when you consider that terrorists have been attacking and planning the attacks years before Bush's election ever came into play.

So, that bullsh*t spewing of yours is a nice little fable there.

Plus, it has been said many times that Moore was implying that an attack on "areas that had voted for Bush would have been justifiable".

F*cknut.

You're as sick as some other morons we've seen on this blog.

You know, I'd praise the day that I'd have to shut down the Moron of the Week due to a lack of morons - unfortunately, that's just never going to happen with dolts like them taking the stage.

And, speaking of stupidity, Moore cannot be forgotten for claiming to be Canada's friend when he gripes about how we were planning on electing a sensible, I mean Conservative government.

"Oh, Canada -- you're not really going to elect a Conservative majority on Monday, are you? That's a joke, right? I know you have a great sense of humor, ... but this is no longer funny.

Far be it from me, as an American, to suggest what you should do," he added. "I hope you don't feel this appeal of mine is too intrusive, but I just couldn't sit by, as your friend, and say nothing."

You're no friend of mine, moron.

Who are you to reduce this country to a single identity, anyhow? We are as diverse as the millions of people who live up here, you tool.

And, I would hope that no proud Canuck would follow in your terror-supporting footsteps. Moore is quoted:

The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not 'insurgents' or 'terrorists' or 'The Enemy.' They are the revolution, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow - and they will win.
So, move there. You are not an American if you are hoping that terror will win against your country.

But, all-in-all, I guess I can just be thankful that you are definitely not Canadian.

*PHEW*

To further pour salt in US wounds, Moore has stated,

There's a gullible side to the American people. They can be easily misled.
That explains your fan base, Moore, but not the rest of the US.

Well, it's time to go. I've really had enough.

It's all I can stands; I can't stands no more.

But, I want to end with this little bit of hypocrisy. As deceivingly anti-gun toting as Moore is, I find it quite funny how his bodyguard was arrested for carrying an unlicensed weapon at an airport.

Police took Patrick Burke, who says Moore employs him, into custody after he declared he was carrying a firearm at a ticket counter.
Doesn't surprise me any since I already know that Moore's a hypocritical, ever expanding turd.

Anyhow, nice job, c.a. marks, for getting this moron correct.

More on the Mooron - because I just can't continue - THERE'S TOO MUCH MORONITY WHEN IT COMES TO MICHAEL MOORE:
Michael Moore - The Making of America -
I pity this guy
Chew on this: Michael Moore Political Pet Toy
Moore Whine!
Boycott Michael Moore
al qaeda's secret weapon: the dirty, fat, stupid bomb
Fahrenhype 9/11
Sheehan Announces Hunger Strike, Michael Moore Strangely Silent
Moore Exposed
Unfairenheit 9/11: The lies of Michael Moore.
Moore Lies
Moorewatch
One Moore stupid white man
Ray Bradbury rips Michael Moore: 'Fahrenheit 451' author says filmmaker stole his title for Bush-bash
BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE: Documentary or Fiction?
Bowling for Fallujah
Michael Moore: Treacherous Traitor
Spider-Man 2 Conspires to Silence Michael Moore
Stereotyping is Wrong! Except When It’s Not…
Michael Moore Withholding Information
Moore quotes
Michael Moore Wins Stupid Person of the Year Award
What's Moore up to this time?
Marine who appeared in `Fahrenheit 9/11' killed in Iraq
Michael Moore Exposed!
Moore quotes, again
Warning: may be somewhat graphic for some, Michael Moore on Terrorism
Michael Moore Hates America Clip 3
Michael Moore Accepts The Oscar In 2003
Michael Moore and his Best Friend


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