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September 08, 2006

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If This Is A Fashion Statement, Count Me Out

This is one person's take on inventive art.

And, it's pretty lame, I must say.

Here's Weird Jewelry.

Okay, the enema bag is pretty funny, but the rest suck-diddley-uck.

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Want To Be An Evil Overlord?

Then, you'd better read these simple rules if you don't want to follow in the steps of stupidity like your predecessors.

By the way, who's the lucky b*st*rd who got this URL EvilRulers.com, anyhow?

Geesh, I do so much more with it if I had that site.

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Crazy Sam #43

Bill Clinton Osama Bin Laden ABC

What others are saying: News and Views, Plunk, 9-11 movie has Democrats running scared, Clintonites Go After ABC's "Path to 9/11", Clinton Administration Officials Assail ABC's 'The Path to 9/11'

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Moron Revealed #48

Moron of the Week - 48 - Jesse Jackson
Just so that I don't come across as racist or discriminatory, what with my selection of mainly "white" morons and all, this week's moron is Jesse Jackson.

So there, Jesse Jackson, I'm one person you can't protest against.

And, that means that Still Stacy is our winner this week.

Congratulations Still Stacy for knowing that Jesse Jackson is undoubtably a moron. We know him as a Reverend and as a US civil rights whiner, I mean activist.

Almost everything he complains about has to do with ethnicity, so really, it's more like he's a minority (particularly blacks, Afro-Americans, African-Americans, Negroes, and the list goes on) rights activist.

For instance, his whining that black people aren't included in NASCAR as much as they should be:

"Jesse Jackson says NASCAR should feature more African-American drivers because "negroes can drive cars fast."

"One thing I know, negroes can drive cars fast," Jackson said to laughter. "I mean, we go through red lights, even [drive] at night with our lights off. We can drive cars fast," he asserted from the podium. "

I didn't know race or colour was a determinant in how fast one drives.

If so, perhaps the police should be informed of this and be on the lookout for black drivers.

Oooo, burn on Jesse Jackson. Your stupid whining about moronic topics like this one may cause racial profiling rather than aid an ethnicity's progress.

Sucka fool.

And, it seems many black people have noticed this and are wise to his disturbing belligerence.

One African-American group actually protested against Jesse Jackson because they believed his loud-mouthed idiocies were detrimental to black issues and progress:

"Protestor Willie Ellis said he wanted to tell America, "Open your eyes: Jesse Jackson is for Jesse Jackson and Jesse Jackson only.

"He stole from the people long enough. It's time the people know the true man Jesse Jackson is. He has rode on black peoples' coattails long enough," Ellis told CNSNews.com.

"I look at him like a civil rights failure. If Martin Luther King laid down the blueprint, why has [Jackson] done everything to oppose Martin Luther King?" Davis asked. "[Jackson's] worth $40 million dollars...and Martin Luther King died broke," he added."

Sucks to be you, Jesse, when the very people you claim to be standing up for are the ones who want you to back down and disappear.

But, Jackson has managed to spin the negativity into a self-aggrandizing notion as he relates himself to Jesus and other notable figures:

"A Loop rally demanding more jobs for young black men turned into a protest against the leadership of Reverend Jesse Jackson.

"We are tired of coming here to voice our opinion when we got African-American people sitting at the table and saying they represent our interests and playing this puppet game," said one protester.

"They lashed out at Dr. King, they lashed out at Nelson Mandela, they lashed out at Jesus, so all of those who fight for change become the object of frustration," said Rev. Jesse Jackson, Rainbow-Push Coalition."

And, the moron doesn't stop there.

He is completely high on himself as a publicity hog:

"The Rev. Jesse Jackson said Wednesday he would lead an ecumenical delegation to the Middle East this week to meet with political and religious leaders about troubles in the region, including the kidnapping of two Fox News journalists.

He said his group is concerned about the fate of Israeli soldiers held hostage by Hezbollah, as well as by the kidnapping of Fox News correspondent Steve Centanni and cameraman Olaf Wiig, who were kidnapped Aug. 14 from their TV van near the Palestinian security services headquarters in Gaza City."

So, perhaps I'm missing the point here, but what does this have to do with his national organisation? This is an international matter, so why is his local organisation wasting money and taking trips overseas to discuss international civil right's matters?

I think it's just another case of Jesse's secret obsession with the lens. That and misuse of money.

You know, he really should have been an actor instead of a public bellyacher what with his wanton carnal desire for being on tv.

He further lusted for the spotlight as he whined about the movie Barbershop when it came out.

Jackson demanded that the black film makers apologise for the jokes in the movie regarding Martin Luther King Jr. and Rosa Parks.

Again, a black group, Barbers no less, went against Jesse and insisted that he apologise for his comments and criticism of the movie:

"The CEO of the [National Association of Cosmetologists], James Stern, told Reuters that he screened the film for over 100 African-American barbers, and they had zero problems with the movie. Stern had a strong message for Jackson. He asserted that members of his group have lost business due to Jackson's comments. If Jesse decides not to apologize, the group plans to sue him for defamation of character.

"Reverend Jackson did not consider the future of black filmmakers. We, as blacks, have to let the movie studios know that when he is wrong, we're willing to speak out for ourselves," Stern said."

The black card is Jesse's only card, and he's not even playing that very well.

Give it up, Jesse, clearly you haven't been benefiting anyone... except your pocketbooks.

Yes, Jesse is all about Jesse, and he seems to be monopolising only for himself and his loved ones rather than thinking of the greater good. You may realise that once you read about his questionable use of non-profit, tax-exempt monies.

"It took more than a year of nagging, but the state of Illinois finally came up with the CEF [Jesse's Citizenship Education Fund] tax returns for 1998 and 1999. And O'Reilly found a bombshell buried in the returns.

"It all began with the neatly typed word 'None.' That was the word on the line where Jackson's people were supposed to list any staffers paid more than $50,000 a year."

That turned out to be untrue. Karen Stanford, then executive director of CEF, had been paid somewhere between $64,000 and $120,000 in 1999. Four other people were paid in excess of $50,000 that year."

Karen Stanford is the woman that he, a Reverend, had a child out of wedlock with while having an extramarital affair.

What a shining example of moronity.

Jesse is much deserving of this week's title, and congrats again to Jesse Jackson's Skeleton Closet
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the most 'inspirational black Amercian of all time.'

*UPDATE* (from Mr. Big): There was an HTML error on the page which caused the Still Stacy linkage not to show up under all browsers. My apologies to Still Stacy. Please visit this week's winner Still Stacy. Hmm... could this be an intentional racist mistake against Still Stacy by one Samantha Burns? Where is Jesse Jackson now!?


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September 07, 2006

It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's... It's Thumper!

I think I liked this one better than Superman Returns.

Here's Superman - the movie in 30 seconds (re-enacted by bunnies).

I wish it were a bit longer though. That was fun.

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Phew, Thank Goodness I Passed This One

I guess I'm brunette afterall.

IQ Test for Blondes!!!

Test 5 is probably my favourite.

Still, it's not quite as good as the best blonde joke ever!

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Pitiful Surnames

It seems they've come out with a list of some shameful surnames.

Variations on a theme show Handcock, Glasscock, Hickinbottom, Shufflebottom and Winterbottom are also among the names people have been most desperate to shake-off in the last 100 years.

The number of people with the surname Cock is now at only a quarter of the level it was in 1881, putting it at the top of the list compiled by a team of geographers at the Centre for Advanced Spatial Analysis at University College London (UCL).

Well, with that said, I think it's only fitting that I create a few one liners for these poor surname carriers.

I'm no Stranger to Cock.

You have a Haggard and Smellie old Willie.

Boy, you're Daft and Slow.

Here's the complete list of shameful surnames.

Oh Burns, I don't see my last name on that list.

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Forget Bomb Detection

sex toy
In Vietnam, it's sex toy detection.

Apparently, a number of Chinese sex toys, stimulants, and other sex aids were seized in Vietnam.

Authorities in Vietnam's southern commercial hub of Ho Chi Minh City seized one ton of Chinese-made sex toys, aphrodisiacs and other sexual stimulants, state-controlled media reported Friday.

Police and market inspectors Thursday confiscated the illegal shipment, which included more than 10,000 tablets of Viagra, sex toys and sexual stimulants in the form of tablets, powder and liquid hidden in a truckload of onions.

Uh, ya, sure, illegal.

Right.

As if the officers weren't stocking up for their own personal use.

All I can say is that I'm glad I'm not living in Vietnam right now.

Yup, I'm here in good ol' North America where the sex implements flow freely and are ready at hand.

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September 06, 2006

Nothing Like Good Ol' Penguin Shuffling

Aside from the annoying blowing wind sound effects, this game is pretty cool.

At least, I thought so.

But, then again, I enjoy seeing peckers slide into holes.

Perverts, I know what you were thinking.

Anyhow, try to shuffle the penguin. Don't forget the wind factor.

My high score: 4

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Harrumph, Now That's Just Racist!

There's a new soda on the scene, and it's called Coca Cola Blak.

Apparently, it is pop with a hint of coffee.

A hint, ya right.

I guess it's because there's just not enough caffeine in Coca Cola as it is, right. We need to be flying, or at least all buzzed out.

I'm guessing this is their attempt at jumping on the Red Bull bandwagon.

Count me out.

Caffeine injection, coffee junkie

UPDATE: Apparently, they're taking on a whole new approach to the go-go juice as they have been testing a premium brand of tea and coffee in Toronto.

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That Really Is F*cked Up

MR.BIG just took a screen capture of my site, and this is what he caught.

Take a look at the advertisement, then at the article title below.

Dating's difficult in this day and age, but I don't know if it's that tough.

date my pet

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Crikey, Would They Shut Up About It, Already?

Can't the media just shut the frick up about the guy's passing? And, I'm not even going to say the man's name because you know who I'm talking about after this news bit has been plastered everywhere online and on tv.

Shuddupppppp!

As for publicly showing the video of his death, are you kidding?

Is this what passes for entertainment these days? Because you can't tell me that showing a tape of someone dying is paying homage to the person.

Get a life.

Plus, as if the family actually wants to be perusing the internet, searching for a recorded history of endangered fools, and come across some frickin' youtube videos of the dude's death.

Good grief.

Let the man rest!


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I Knew Seniors Were A Bad Influence

And, here's the proof.

It seems some pot plants have been found by a local deputy at a retirement home in Arizona.

A Yavapai County sheriff's deputy patrolling a senior housing development outside Prescott Wednesday spotted a 5-foot-tall marijuana plant growing between two residents' driveways.

Deputy Justin Dwyer got out, identified the plant and interviewed the residents, spokeswoman Susan Quayle said. They told the deputy they thought the plant was "just an attractive weed, and they had been watering it because it looked so nice."

Quayle said it appeared the plant was growing wild and probably sprouted from a stray seed. Dwyer told the homeowners he would have to confiscate it and asked them to call deputies if more were found.

Uh huh.

Sure there granny, we believe you. A pretty weed, eh.

I'll say.

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September 05, 2006

That's What I Call Dirty

'Fraid it's not the good kind of dirty, though.

Someone had a little more creativity than writing "Wash Me" on this Austen Mini Cooper.

Man, no one's going to want to wash that thing now that it's a work of art.

The only thing left to do is play smash-up derby with it - that's about the only good use for those little p*ss pots.

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Now That's Just F*cked Up

(Takes a few seconds to load)

Get a load of this creepy dog with twisted eyes.

Move your mouse around the screen to make it work, then, click on the image to create your own.

I made the creepiest one I could think of...

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Sex Toy Troubles

No, not me. It's not going to be one of those stories.

This one's about a store clerk who decided to use a tactic similar to those who "out" cheque bouncers by taping bad cheques to the cash register.

Instead, this sex store clerk "outed" a sex toy suspect by posting a photo of the sex toy thief on his shop window.

The Erox Lifestyle Centre, on the corner of Vivian and Cuba streets, has caught the eye of passers-by for not the usual reasons after staff put up the photo. A security footage photo features a man who allegedly put the $109.95 sex aid under his hoodie and left the shop without paying. A note above the photo says: "When will he pay for the penis pump he stole?"
Lol, sweet.

Now, the man's not only suspected of being a petty criminal, but he's also suspected of having a puny penis.

And, it seems the website contains a few of those suspect photos, as well.

Here's the link to that treasure, although may be NSFW on the top bar of that page: Rogues Gallery at EroxAdult.com.

Anyhow, if the guy would have only participated in this sport instead (scroll down), then perhaps he wouldn't be considered a criminal to this day.


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Make Love Not War

This article is not typical of Samantha Burns’ site, which mostly consists of witty humour. This is fairly long, but hopefully worth the read.

The left has abandoned this slogan as of late, but they fail to realise just how right they are (although for the wrong reasons). As the story goes, it will all make sense in the end...

Previously I wrote an article 'Everything you need to know about Al-Qaeda'.

To sum up the premise, Al Qaeda has a global ambition of world domination and intends to take over by toppling governments into a state of chaos, thus allowing Taliban-style takeover possible. I gave three choices to survive: partial surrender, full surrender, or fight.

If you haven't read it, now is the time.

However, there exists a threat even more effective at conquering than terrorism. The trouble is nobody can identify this threat without being called a racist, bigot or far worse. Unlike many others, I take the thread of terrorism extremely seriously, and I believe a non-confronted Al-Qaeda could conquer a world of people whom do not rise to the occasion. What can possibly be more effective at conquering than terrorism?

Uncontrolled immigration and concentrated ethnic population growth is more effective at conquering and dangerous to national identity! I can already feel the immediate gut reaction of racist charges being brought on by those poisoned by the church of political correct thinking.

Yes, I'm talking about those PC thugs.

Being a Canadian where everyone believes in a multicultural Canada, verbalizing such a thought is practically a hate crime here. Note to self: check the Canadian criminal code before I post this article...

Let me set a few things straight before I get the hate police on my doorsteps. First, I like immigrants. That old cliché 'some of my best friends are...' immigrants is actually true. My ex-wife is a US immigrant to Canada with various mixed cultural backgrounds. My children are such a hodgepodge of multicultural genetics that I don't think anyone could sort it out in a lab if they tried.

The danger is not immigrants themselves, but concentrated ethnic population growth brought about by uncontrolled immigration combined with a high ethnic birthrate.

Picture this scenario: the government allows massive immigration from a particular country or ethnicity. This group has a massive birth rate compared to the host country and prefers to settle in areas close to each other and chooses to identify with their country of origin rather than as being an important part of their new host country's culture. With a large close-knit ethnic population, those living within that group and their children don't even have to learn their new host's language or interact with the host's culture.

Fast forward this scenario a few years into the future and what ends up happening? As history will teach us a very bad situation can emerge.

With an unchecked birth rate, the ethnic population will no longer be a minority but the majority. This culture will be ethnically pure with a culture that does not associate itself primarily with their host's culture. The ethnic population likely will demand special rights, separate government or demand to abide by separate laws. Basically, a state within a state will form. The host country will no longer be a united country, but a divided country based on ethnic lines.

When this scenario reaches a breaking point a few things end up happening. The ethnic community declares their independence from their host country. Civil unrest, riots and civil war emerge. Or worse, an attempt to evict or exterminate through genocide occurs.

Those events are not mutually exclusive.

Canada has a state within a state. We have a national government and regional governments with equal relationships in unity with the others, except for one province: Quebec. Quebec is largely Francophone and for all intents have their own government. They have their own laws and duplicate agencies set up to mirror their national equivalent. Everything in Quebec's nationalistic government is designed so that one day Quebec can split from Canada. The actual separation of Quebec was only narrowly defeated and is a constant worry of every regional Canadian government.

Fortunately, Quebecers are largely pacifists and don't believe in violence to achieve their cause. There are notable exceptions, however, like the October Crisis, for instance. Quebec tries, to their best effort, to keep culturally pure from English Canada. The 'not withstanding clause' in Canada allows provinces, namely Quebec, to violate the Canadian constitution to protect their culture by setting up what English Quebecers call 'the language police'.

Thankfully, separatist Quebecers lack one key element to succeeding independence: birth rate. Like many western cultures, Quebec has a low native birth rate. Simply put, French Quebecers are not having enough babies to make themselves ethnically pure and hence increase support for separation. Much to the separatists' dismay, there is a large Anglophone, First Nations, and immigrant population in Quebec that by-in-large want to stay within Canada federation; separatist French Quebecers have been unable to outbreed these groups.

Despite all Quebec does to ensure a pure French Quebec, the separatist Quebec movement fails primarily due to low birth rate. Other examples in history have not met with Canada's fortune of a low Quebec birth rate.

The Kosovo War in 1999 was such an example.

Before I continue, let me state emphatically that Slobodan Milosevic was a tyrant and without a doubt was guilty of war crimes, especially genocide. His rationale for what he did: Albanians in Kosovo were trying to ethnically purify Kosovo; while Milosevic's actions cannot be justified in any circumstance, some truth exists to this madman's rationale.

Kosovo's Albanian population is an example of massive immigration combined with a high birth rate. The Albanians were allowed to immigrate to Yugoslavia in massive numbers and their population had a much higher birth rate than the native Serbians population. The Albanians, by-in-large, stuck to their own kind and lived in close proximity in Kosovo and did not integrate into the larger Serbian population.

Keep in mind, those who consider themselves Serbians were not ethnically pure themselves, but consisted of various Euro-Serbian groups. Many lived in isolated Euro-ethnic groups in townships while the cities were much more ethnically diverse.

Serbia is a land that has been conquered and performed conquering throughout the generations of its existence, much like most of Europe at one time or another.

Albanian refuges immigrated to Serbian lands in massive numbers to escape various blights and wars over years and maintained a large birth rate to the extent that native Serbs became the minority in Kosovo, which now is host to a huge majority Albanian population. While Kosovo is still legally part of Serbia, it’s effectively run by NATO and acts as its own country after a costly war for all parties involved.

The immigrated Albanians, being predominately Muslim, had a separatist Kosovo Liberation Army movement which decided that the majority Albanian population needed their own country in Kosovo separate from the Serbians.

Muslim extremism that the world has become more familiar with was indeed part of this movement.

Records exist of instances in which Albanians removed the native population by giving the native Serbians a choice: Either take a large settlement for your land or be harassed until you decide to leave (e.g. end up mysteriously dead). The funding of such native Serbian land buyouts was sponsored largely by oil-rich Muslims who sought to expand the Muslim territory.

What followed was genocide, war, and refugees as Slobodan Milosevic decided that Serbia should protect the integrity of its country from the immigrated population of Albanians. Aside from the obvious evilness of genocide and expulsion, the trouble is that Milosevic was one hundred years too late to prevent the fall of Kosovo to the Albanians.

Serbia lost control of its land by its friendly immigration policies and lack of immigrant integration into their culture. The 'solution' of genocide can never be excused and should never be used to purify lands of any ethnic background.

Any country that wants to protect itself from ethnic takeover should have immigration policies for cultural integration that work and recognize the difficulty of some cultures that do not wish to integrate into an existing national culture. The Nazi-like final solution of war, mass expulsion, and genocide are not acceptable methods of dealing with uncontrolled immigration.

The rise of Hitler happened for similar reasons as for Milosevic in Yugoslavia. Hitler pitted the native Germans against immigrated Jewish populations. Hitler played the economic failures in Germany (largely the result of WWI and the great depression) as being a conspiracy by successful Jewish businessmen that would only help their own Jewish kind, consequently leading to the suffering of the proud German people. Hitler used a non-integrated Jewish population as a tool to fuel racism and hatred. The perceived economic disparities between the close-knit ethnic Jewish population and the native German population were a catalyst for one of the bloodiest and deadliest periods in history.

Ironically, the war to end all wars - WWII - caused several secondary immigration problems that still fuel hatred and tensions in the Arabic world today.

The first is the formation of Israel. Israel at one point did not exist. What should not be disputed (at least not honestly) is that the land Israel occupies was largely and majority inhabited by Jewish people for thousands of years. The area is not ethnically pure as both Christians and Muslims lived in that area and the area has been conquered countless times. Like all conquering and counter-conquering, this has lead to disputes as to whom actually owns what lands. The Allies set up Israel and recognized it as a country, so the Jewish population would have their own lands; the Jewish people were given a nation to fight future wars against those whom would perform genocide against their people, like Hitler did.

Arabs often complain that Europe was responsible for the Jewish genocide and should have created an area in Europe to give to Israel as retribution. The Arabs miss one key point: the area Israel occupies was largely inhabited by a Jewish population and was well on its way to becoming Israel due to the demographic makeup of Jewish people in the area even without the Allies interference - through bloodier means no doubt (if that is possible to imagine). Creating another Jewish land would have been pointless and would have meant displacing yet another culture when a concentrated area of Jewish people already existed. Of course, the debate over the exact borders for Israel will last generations and undoubtedly, some madman will eventually try and carry out the threat to wipe out Israel, often a loose threat in that region.

Second issue brought about by the formation of Israel was Palestine. The formation of Palestine, or as it was known Philistine, has a long history. As the story goes, originally Palestine was given its moniker as part of re-drawing a border after a Jewish revolt to escalate tensions between Jews and Muslims by the conquering Roman Empire.

As Maxwell Smart might say, the old 'divide and conquer' trick.

Subsequently, this area has been under dispute for generations as both Muslims and Jews compete for this land. The last historical escalation of claims was brought about by the British Mandate, which officially declared the land inhabited by the Jews as part of Palestine. The redistricting by the British Mandate had much to do with European imperialist territorial dispute than anything based on solid historical claims and rights.

Modern Palestine consisting of the Gaza strip and the West Bank, but the largest dispute about the area arises from immigration. Israel on one side argues that much of the land claimed by Palestinians was sparsely populated and was populated by Arab immigrants rather than any native population. The Arabs counterclaim the land was not filled with immigrants as Israeli claims, but was host to Arab population for generations and thus the land should be owned by Palestinian Arabs.

History doesn't mean much when it comes to final formation of borders. Ultimately, who claims ownership of a land has much larger to do with the current ethnic makeup and state association than it has to do with whom historically lays claim to what territory. Nations have conquered nations endlessly and laid claim to lands throughout time, but final borders are always ultimately determined by how the population associates with their own ethnicity or state.

If Arabs want peace, they will have to recognize that Israel is a nation comprised of mostly Jewish people; and if Israel wants peace, then Israel will have to recognize the areas populated by Palestinians regardless of historical claims to the lands. What happened in the past, while tragic and bloody, should be put aside once and for all. The entire continent has been conquered over and over by so many cultures; whom historically lays claim to what is just a bunch of gibberish compared to the realities of today. The bitter hatred and distrust founded by accusations of crimes on both sides won't solve anything. In reality, an Israeli state and a Palestinian state exist even if both sides hate it.

Unfortunately, Iran and other like-minded rogue elements seem to think that the destruction of Israel is the solution. Odd - the very people who deny the realities of the holocaust are the very people who cry out for the complete destruction and genocide of Israel.

Even North America can be used as an example of uncontrolled immigration. The Europeans came, settled, multiplied, and the First Nations population dwindled. Ultimately, the First Nations could not out populate the uncontrolled immigration of the Europeans, and North America was lost to them.

Today, many countries are under immigration assault. France, England, and Germany are under immigration assault from Muslim nations. In France, the Muslim population is so large that any policy seen as anti-Muslim cannot be enacted without fear of turmoil from their large Muslim population. The reason why France has been opposed to any Middle Eastern interference and enforcement has much more to do with their immigration than it does with eating cheese and monkey surrendering.

The United States is under immigration assault from Mexico, which actively uses emigration to help support its own economy and provide for its economically impoverished population. The Mexican issue isn't as simple as some racist whites not wanting any Mexicans to come to the United States as politically correct police would have us believe. This is an issue of Mexicans coming to the United States in swarms (especially illegally, i.e. not under government immigration policy control) and not associated themselves as Americans first, but as Mexicans living within in a land they believe was stolen from Mexico. Given their birth rates and immigration rates, a Mexican majority could eventually exists in parts of the US yielding untold turmoil and racial tensions. If the immigrating Mexican population does not integrate and remains loyal to Mexico first, eventually this is a recipe for disaster.

While Canada has the permanent issue of Quebec, Canada also faces new ethnic issues as uncontrolled immigration has led to large ethnicity non-diverse areas within major Canadian cities which have formed communities that do not integrate into Canadian society.

So what lessons are to be learned about immigration? Well, uncontrolled immigration combined with high birth rates ultimately will cause land to be conquered over time and one culture to be replaced with another. Uncontrolled immigration can fuel racism, hatred, wars, and genocide as ethnic lines become more distinct rather than more diverse.

If any culture wants to protect itself from being absorbed by another, then effective immigration policies combined with a high enough local birth rate is critical. Failing to do so will mean the eventual falling of a nation and culture; for good or for bad is for historians to decide.

For those who believe that my statement of protecting one's culture is racists, I am not referring to protecting a genetic racial background. A culture is not just about their historical genetics, but about the formation of a society that interacts with unique characteristics. Further, culture is always in flux. The culture today is not the same as it was 40 or even 20 years ago, so ultimately you can't protect a culture or keep it static, but you can shape its future evolution.

I believe there is nothing wrong with wanting to protect any culture from being replaced with another culture, especially if you are proud of your own culture. Ultimately, you can't stop a culture from evolving, but you can certainly stop a culture from dramatic and quick replacement by another culture. The politically correct police can believe whatever they want, but protecting your own culture is nothing to be ashamed of.

Oddly, the hippies were right: start making love and having babies to uphold your nation and culture, not war.


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September 04, 2006

Pump It: Spongebob Style

Someone out there has waa-aay too much free frickin' time on their hands.

I mean, waa-aay too much time.

As if Spongebob doesn't suck enough, this person had to mix it with the Black Eyed Peas song, Pump It.

*shudder*

Here's
Sponge bob - pump it
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Play The Gorillaz Luggage Game

I didn't find it all that easy, so let's see how well you do.

The objective of the game is to fit all the pieces into the attache case without overlapping.

You only get three hints for all the levels (not three hints per level), so you may want to use them sparingly.

I got to the third level, but did not complete it.

Can you beat me?

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Yes, Gas Prices Are That Bad

And, yes, I realise that Lostinlimaohio posted on this news bit already, but I've come up with a few catch phrases that amused me, so they may amuse you a little too.

Gas prices really are bad these days.

Or, is it sex trade business is that bad?

Either way, a brothel in Sydney, Australia is giving petrol discounts to clients who use one of their "service providers".

So, I wonder how they are planning on marketing this concept?

I've got a few suggested catch phrases:

1. Come in for a f*ck and some fumes.

2. Treat yourself to some petrol and poontang.

3. Come see us for a crude show and get a bit of crude oil.

4. We're all oiled up for your pleasure!

5. We have Texas Tea and Sydney T&A.

Bonus: It's a gas at Madam Kerry's brothel!

Okay, I'm done, but maybe you have some better ones to share with us.

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Intro To Moron Of The Week #48

Congratulations to c.a. marks for knowing that the big time douche, Michael Moore, was last week's moron.

I've been waiting a long time to put up that douche, and good for c.a. marks for beating everyone to the punch on that guess.

So, this week, will c.a. marks do it again, or will you be the next to win the throne?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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