The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

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Posted by Samantha at 08:00 PM | Permalink

At least, that's my lamentable prediction after they have the meeting on Monday:

Pope invites envoys of Muslim states to meeting.

He better have a good squad at his back to diffuse the bombs before they go off.

And, in other news of death, it seems the Tequila man died: The Man Who Shouted `tequila! Dead at 77.

Imagine, gaining wealth off shouting one, single word. Wouldn't it be nice?

Here's my attempt: VODKA!

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Posted by Samantha at 05:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (4)

ALI G - ANDY ROONEY

ALI G - TRUMP

ALI G - BUZZ ALDRIN

Okay, that's enough of that.

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Posted by Samantha at 01:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (4)

Duh, you'd think they would have checked out this sh*t before they made a whole frickin' show out of it.

Supernova forced to change name to Rock Star Supernova

Not that I care much - a band with rock n' roll leftovers isn't much of a band.

With that said, they should have sought the name RockStar SuperScraps.

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Posted by Samantha at 10:01 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

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Posted by Samantha at 09:01 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)

Who else, but this mega-moron deserves to be #50? That's right, Skul was correct in guessing that it is none other than Cindy Sheehan.

That means DragonLady's World is off the throne and Skul is on.

Yes, the hag won the MOTY last year for being the ultra-moron of 2005, and now she's done even more moronic things since. Will it ever end?

This year, Sheehan has gone from loonie to loonier by maintaining her peace (money laundering, in my mind) rallies while the rest of the moonbats desert her. I guess Sheehan was hording all her non-profit cash from the other nutballs:

Cindy makes money at speaking appearances on college campuses and in left-wing churches all over the world. She got $250,000 insurance money when Casey Sheehan was killed while trying to make the world a better place. She makes money from the sales of her book. Cindy bought herself a new VW Beetle convertible.

For 25 months after Casey Sheehan gave his life while serving his country, Cindy Sheehan cavorted around the country, setting up fake memorials, while his gravesite was nearly bare.

"Cindy Sheehan says she’s taking a hiatus from her activist role to heal and re-energize herself after a trying and torrid summer.

Most of the 100 or so anti-war demonstrators who joined her this year had left her peace camp in Crawford by the close of the Labor Day weekend. However, Sheehan, 49, remained behind, collecting herself after what proved a low-profile protest compared to last year’s massive, monthlong demonstration near President Bush’s ranch."

Serves her right.

And, it looks like she's trying to make some money before the charade is over for her by selling a book. But, more on that Sheehag buffoonery in a bit.

Her final days at the latest campout were suck-tacular at best.

From weenie hospitalisation for self-induced dehydration to being arrested for ticket violation (even the cops must be against her - no surprise there), Cindy's vacation was a bust.

But, nonetheless, the hag decided she loved the flood plain she vacationed on so much that she bought 5 acres of it - WITH GOVERNMENT MONEY. The same government she claims to be against.

Whatever.

I don't know about you, but thinking about it, I have a hunch that she may have a secret, stalker-like crush on G.W. Bush.

First, she demands to touch him in person using the excuse of her son's death. Now, she buys land near his. Hmmm....

Oh ya, and let's not forget that she dreams about the man:

"In the book, which hits bookstores September 19, the antiwar icon admits she has fantasized about going back in time and killing the infant George W. Bush, thereby preventing the Iraq War."

But, aside from her hidden desires, Sheehan has been cuckoo for cocoapuffs (seemingly) with her recent fasting extravaganza. On day 6, she reported that she had cheated already:

"I find traveling out of the country very challenging being on a fast. When I was on a layover in Madrid on my way to Venice, Italy yesterday, the closest thing I could find to a smoothie to get a little protein was a coffee with vanilla ice cream in it.

... there is not a Jamba Juice on every corner, so blended juice drinks with protein powder are impossible to find."

Looks like it, anyhow.

I mean really.

And, for all her misguided anti-war whining, Sheehan begged the US to let Iran build nuclear weapons. At least, that's how I perceive it when she asks the US to resist invading Iran:

The U.S. also "must not even, for one moment, contemplate a conventional invasion in Iran either," she said. "No matter how George Bush lies about how rosy things are in Iraq, they aren't, and Iraq is proof that war of any kind is a horribly tragic way to solve problems."

Sheehan has also publicity whored herself out even more when she verbally stated she would never pay her taxes for 2004.

Cindy says: "Another thing that I'm doing is - - my son was killed in 2004, so I'm not paying my taxes for 2004. If I get a letter from the IRS, I'm gonna say, you know what, this war is illegal; this is why this war is illegal. This war is immoral; this is why this war is immoral. George Bush you killed my son for this. I don't owe you a anything. And if I live to be a million, I wont owe you a penny. We'll see what they do to me. I want them to come after me, because unlike what you've been doing with the war resistance, I want to put this frickin’ war on trial. And I want to say, “You give me my son, and Ill pay your taxes."

But, despite all her idiocies, perhaps she will soon learn from her wrongs. That's my hope, anyhow.

I mean, she certainly doesn't have her looks going for her, so she should at least have smarts, right?

And, one reporter mentions how Sheehan is hopefully coming back to reality when he notes,

Recently on "Paula Zahn Live," Sheehan was quoted as saying, "They arrested the mother of a war hero who gave his life for his country". "And why did my son die, if his mother can't even wear a T-shirt?" Sounds fair enough, doesn't it? Only one problem with all of this: Since Cindy started her protest against the war, she has claimed our president "murdered" her son!

Now either he died defending his country or he was murdered. It cannot be both. If a soldier is walking in downtown Philly and he is murdered by a thug, did he die defending his country? No. You can't have it both ways.

Ya, right.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (12)

Effing the ineffable has this "dribbly goodness" to share with us.

Check out Jackson Pollock's online wacky play toy.

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Posted by Samantha at 05:00 PM | Permalink

Jeff reminds me of Radar from M*A*S*H. And, he likes to watch you while you sleep.

Creepy.

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Posted by Samantha at 01:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (4)

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Posted by Samantha at 10:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Welcome PERVs to another meeting.

It's time to discuss our latest attempt at bringing awareness to our cause.

Again, taking from the pages of PETA and their nutball spokesperson, Pamela Anderson Lee Rock (Ritchie), or whore for short, we have decided to pose nude.

We love the shock value of nudity, so this is the perfect way to raise awareness. I would like for every PERV out there - who's comfortable with their bodies, of course - to sign up for an opportunity to pose nude in Bob's Meatatarium meat shop window for 15 minute each.

And, to show how much I support this effort and support you PERVs, I will be posing nude for a full 48 hours. No puny 10 minutes like Pamela Rock (WARNING: link NSFW).

Who's PERV enough to join me?

Other than that, I want to discuss some mixed emotions that many PERVs go through this time of the year.

As we near the end of the season for vegetable cruelty in many parts of the world, some of you may be feeling both sadness and happiness. Let's discuss.

This is the time when many harvesters are done planting and exploiting new crops. That is good. Fewer seedlings will be tortured now as we near fall; however, the sad news for PERVs is that this is also the time of year that many harvesters ruthlessly pull those helpless, innocent veggies from their warm, dirt homes. Truly sad.

Our only hope is that harvesters, as well as the rest of the world, heed our message that veggie abuse is wrong. Keep on the right track, PERVs, hope is not lost.

From rock hard to super soft - PERVs beat their meat.

VIVA LA PERV!

Meeting Adjourned.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (8)

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)

Here is a site that has loads of ghoulish treats: the Blue Lips gothic delights.

And, here are some chocolates from that site that I wouldn't exactly be wanting to sink my teeth into.

Mmm... brains.

But, perhaps if you are on a diet or trying to cut out the sweets, the heart, ears, or eyes may just deter you from craving chocolate.

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Posted by Samantha at 05:00 PM | Permalink

Looks like our first moron, Sean Penn, is up for a role that I, for one, don't think he's qualified to play.

Sean Penn may play Einstein for TV film

Well, I guess it's not that unusual. I mean, I'm sure Einstein also had times when he had to bail himself out of sinking ideas.

And, when referring to Einstein's famous E=mc², we see Sean Penn as a definite massive waste of energy.

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Posted by Samantha at 10:01 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

This article is not typical of Samantha Burns site which consists of mostly humourous material but hopefully should be worth the read.

Some people still don't get it. The Iraq war did not happen because Iraq was involved with 9/11. The war happen because 9/11 'woke many people's eyes', and they realised that they cannot let a threat build to the point of biting everyone in the arse. Bush said Saddam was a threat and did not say he was involved with 9/11.

Everyone believed Saddam had WMD. In fact, he did, around 500 found thus far; they were old stock, though, so I guess they "don't count". Saddam had invaded another country and executed hundreds of thousands of his own people. If he cares that little about his own people how do you think he feels about the US, which he swore as his enemy?

He tried to assassinate former president, George Bush Senior (isn’t that an act of war?), and he supplied money to Palestinian families of the terrorists who suicide bombed against Israel. This was to ensure that the families were rewarded once the bombings took place and they'd killed both children and adults in pizzerias and busses, often targeting children specifically to create the biggest "shock" effect.

Further, he actively aimed and shot at planes patrolling the no fly zone (yet somehow this isn't an act of war too), and he continuously thumbed the inspectors. Documents have shown that the moment sanctions collapsed, he planned to pursue WMDs again. Additionally, sanctions were about to collapse because he had bribed the UN through his oil for food program. His pursuit of yellow cake was, in fact, real despite the faux investigation.

Saddam was given every chance to cooperate and stop the war in advance, and he was responsible for his actions for bringing about a war in his country.

The entire lesson of 9/11 is to stop threats before they happen. Thank goodness Saddam didn't have WMD ready for use or many more people would have died on the battlefield. If the US waited until Saddam built weapons again and he was allowed to pursue nuclear technology, Saddam would have been an extremely dangerous person to pursue. At the time, the world believed he was an extremely dangerous person to pursue due to his perceived WMD cache. Everyone should be thankful that this turned out to not be the case!

The only reason Saddam hadn’t attacked overtly is because the trail would go back to him and his place would have been turned into a glass parking lot. Terrorists make an excellent, untraceable proxy to help kill his sworn enemies, don’t they? While Saddam may not have agreed with the philosophy of the terrorists - as they say the enemy of my enemy is my friend - Saddam would have had no problem handing over weapons to those murderous vile Islamofascists to kill Americans.

What makes anyone think Saddam wouldn't have passed the terrorists a nuke to put on a small boat off New York city with the end result *kaboom* bye-bye New York? What makes anyone think this nuke wouldn't have ended up in Israel with millions left dead? Saddam killed his own people - those who crossed him, and the US stopped his invasion and encouraged his people to rise up against him. Israel is just Israel and what excuse does one need in these Middle East crackpot regimes to kill Jews these days?

The war in Iraq still wages on because Iraq is being used as a proxy on several fronts. Iran and Syria have their paws in Iraq and they are fighting a proxy war. The terrorists have a stake in destabilizing Iraq to make a new Taliban-style country filled with new terrorist training camps now that the US has destroyed them all in Afghanistan. Finally, old Saddam remnants want their glory days back. War is not a walk in the park; get a backbone people.

Being in a proxy war isn’t completely bad. The terrorists are being killed by the thousands. These are highly trained terrorists that have been educated on how to murder us. Thankfully, those dead or captured terrorists will never get that chance. The terrorists are not being created; they are being drawn out to fight from the surrounding areas and thus paint themselves as targets where they stand. Shouldn't the already existing number of terrorists be a red flag to people? The terrorists' numbers are large because the entire area is a spawning ground for them (and has been a spawning ground long before the US moved in). These grounds must be mopped up and cleaned for good.

The Iraq war was not a mistake. Had Saddam been left as leader of a nation about to have its sanctions removed, there would have been an extremely dangerous threat left to fester. Every day that that madman was left in power was a day closer to the US being attacked. Does anyone actually trust Saddam enough to let him build up weapons? Does anyone think he would not use them against his sworn enemy – the US, and all its allies? Is it not better to attack Iraq at its weakest point before more weapons can be created? I know some people would like to pretend that the threat did not exist or was not real enough to worry about. Hello! 9/11 people? Waiting until the threat is at the doorstep is too late!

Further, Iraq did not take away from Afghanistan. There are difficulties in operating in Afghanistan that have nothing to do with the number of personnel assigned to the area. The safe zone inside Pakistan where the US soldiers can’t go makes capturing all the left-over cockroaches complicated. The old ‘nanny-nanny-boo-boo’, you can’t get me trick! Further Afghanistan is not a pile of rubble anymore. Serious reconstruction is happening in many areas and massive bombings are just not an option anymore. A terrorist organization that blends itself into a population is tricky to obliterate. What do people expect the terrorists to do... wear a sign labelled "I am a terrorist"?

Anyone who believes that destroying the terrorists should be easy is smoking something illicit. Get a grip on reality and support your troops in a war that must be won against this enemy. I am pleased that the Canadians are not running for cover despite the deaths of their countrymen, and I hope fellow Canadians continue to back a necessary war.

While Osama may not have been captured yet, many of his top people have been captured. Osama is on the run and no longer freely operating death training camps where terrorists learn how to kill our people day after day. He can no longer freely gather his troops together without being a target. Osama’s effectiveness has been reduced tremendously. His only hope is to believe the US citizens are too wimpy to stick around when things get tough so that he can rebuild his terrorist empire once we flee. Unfortunately, he may be right. Even if you still believe Iraq and possibly Afghanistan were mistakes, withdrawing is, essentially, a vote to support Osama's goal to rebuild in those areas. If you believe Osama should be allowed to rebuild, then you are hoodwinked and should not be trusted with the defense of the world. Further, you will condemn a population to a life of misery under Islamic extremists. Any good natured Muslims will be vanquished in favour of extremists and extremist teachings.

As for most of Europe – you are toast. You have proven that you will not fight. Wonder why you have been attacked a number of times already and that attacks continue to be targeted even though you don't support the war? Because the majority of you are weak! You will not fight, but the enemy will fight you. You are foolish and ignorant beyond belief. You pat yourselves on the back at your high moral standards, but lack the morality to fight an enemy sworn to kill as many innocents as possible and enslave the rest.

While I do not relish at the prospect of your death, you have not proven yourself a culture worthy of survival. If you will not fight to live, then you will die at the hands of those you coddle. Grow a spine and fight them, or all of you must convert to Islam. It's the only choice your enemy will give you.

Wake up people and realize the world you live in is not all happy cakes and little frogs with magic hats!

This is the kind of enemy we are fighting:
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America's real 'most wanted'

Still willing to take gambles of the good nature of Saddam after reading the kind of plots Al Qaeda wants to pull off? Still willing to risk that Saddam would never have ties with Al Qaeda?

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Posted by MrBig at 12:04 AM | Permalink | Comments (9)

This moron seems to be going out with more of a whimper than a bang, and I can't wait til this one fades from the public eye completely.

Don't forget, if you win it, your name will be featured on this site for a week. That's free advertising people!

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Posted by Samantha at 12:03 AM | Permalink | Comments (7)

A Sunday Laugh on Wednesday.

Can someone explain this one for me?

Al-Qaida warns Muslims: Time to get out of U.S.

The Chicks Lay Another Egg

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink

You know, with all the mistakes and snafus that NASA is making and going through, people are going to stop using the term "rocket scientist" in a positive way.

It's going to go from

"Wow, you're smart like a rocket scientist"

"Man, that guy's an idiot; he's such a rocket scientist".

What career term will we use to relay how intelligent a person is?

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Posted by Samantha at 05:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)

Check out the tits on this

Check out the porn clips

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And, I think Lingo Slinger did one or two of these once, but here are a few NSFW nasty tattoos

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Posted by Samantha at 01:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (4)

Jim handed me some weird news bits worthy of sharing, so I added a few commentaries for your enjoyment.

Garrett Sapp filed a lawsuit in July seeking compensation for injuries from a 2004 auto accident in West Des Moines, Iowa, in which Christopher Garton's car, turning, hit Sapp's because Garton's attention was diverted by (according to a police report) the oral sex he was receiving from his wife. [Des Moines Register, 7-26-06]

The robber of a Bank of America branch in Tampa, Fla., in August is actually still at large, but according to witnesses, the bag of cash he took and stuffed down his pants as he fled had exploded, from the chemical dye pack inside, creating a temperature of about 425 degrees. Said a police spokesperson, "There's no way that he was not injured." (In his spirited post-ignition dash, the man jettisoned almost all the money.) [Tampa Tribune, 8-10-06]

Ouch, to say the least.

I say all the cops have to do is go down to the local lake, and look for a guy who's fishing for trouser trout. Or, perhaps go to the grocery store and look for a guy who's shopping for tube steak.

From an Atlanta police report, summarized in a July issue of the weekly Creative Loafing: A man working on a house on Smith Street was taken to Grady Memorial Hospital with serious injuries to his posterior. He happened to be bending over next to a wall that, unknown to him, a worker on the other side was drilling into, and the drill bit entered his "anal cavity." [Creative Loafing (Atlanta), 7-5-06]

Besides, I think that guy has suffered enough.

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Posted by Samantha at 10:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

Related: Headline taken from the Drudge Report regarding this story: Harmful Chemical Leaks in Space Station. Previous: Crazy Sams.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink

Joke for the day

Wow! It is just around the corner! I guess it's only 94 days now - times a' flyin'.

OFFENDING ISLAM

The Papal Intifada

Guarding The Borders- To Fence Or Not To Fence?

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Got your attention?

Well, it seems this little doosy of a thriller is intended to go unnoticed by everyone, except the owner.

It's the Lipstick Vibrator.

Now, for those of you who are like, wha? who? what's a vibrator???

Here's some Vibra-History.

Okay, I'm kidding. Here's the real history, according to someone(s).

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Posted by Samantha at 05:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (3)

I don't want to know what you do with your wood but I've decided to be nice to my readers and I've found a non-scam site where you can view your "needs". Just follow the link link here. Now back to the article...

It seems The Wood Master! enjoys playing with his wood.

That chair and those clothes don't look too comfortable.

And, while I was visiting the menDNA website, I found this disgusting bit of cholesteral killer:

The 5LB Burger With 54 Toppings!

That's even more disgusting than the Krispy Kreme burger and the 30,000 calorie sandwich combined.

Or, perhaps it's just as awful.

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Posted by Samantha at 01:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Some of you guys are just having a field day with this "research", eh.

I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THIS!!!!
Men are smarter than women

To men and women alike, you're truly smart if you take this study with a grain of salt.

On the one hand, the study fails to recognise that women have been subordinated for a very long time, which could lead to less activity in those areas of the brain studied.

Also, it has been shown that IQ increases with education (going to college apparently increases IQ by 4 points, or thereabouts - that is, if you didn't party those college years away, lol). Where is the research on levels of education between the sexes, and which courses were taken, and all those other external influences that alter one's thinking abilities?

Plus, how many "scientific" discoveries have been made and then proven unreliable and inconclusive?

It's always going to be a man's dream that he's smarter than women. But, the reality is that there is no perfect, sterile environment in which we can find out the truth. As long as cultural, external elements invade our thinking and our perception of the world, there will always be bias to the study.

Besides after this story, you'll know some men are as dumb as dirt:

I was coming up to a stop sign and some stupid f*ck of a driver overshot his turn and came into my lane. The f*cking idiot of a male (I'm sure it could have equally been a female) honks his horn, so my automatic reaction was to glare and finger the b*st*rd.

How stupid of a f*cking a$$hole do you have to be to not realise YOU are in the wrong?

My guess is that that guy was far more inferior to me intellectually.

Not to mention how many times I've had to teach MR.BIG a thing or two on how to use the computer, and HE's the self-proclaimed "computer genius".

Uh, ya right, sure men are smarter.

And, even if it were true (which I don't buy for a second), women are better looking; we don't stink; we're not overly furry; and we actually apply our brains.

*Tee hee*

(No offense to those I consider real men out there who do apply their brains and know there is a balance between the sexes and don't need to feel superior or justified through some "study".)

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Posted by Samantha at 10:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (8)

Needless to say, I'm going to take a break from the moron game next week. I need it after exposing 50 FREAKIN' MORONS. So, get your guesses in this week because if you win it, your name will be posted on this site for a full week.

That's like having a week's worth of free advertising.

So, the person you have to beat this week is Dragonlady's World.

Can you do it, or will Dragonlady's World be the one to see her name in "lights"?

Good luck to everyone. The race is on.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (15)

The Mother of All Trailers

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It's Like magic...

Choosing Outrage

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink