The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Ah, Stupid People

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This post written in sudden haste by Lostinlimaohio, and approved by Sam where permitted by law.

I was going to enlighten you all about the man found sleeping in a video store wearing nothing, but women's underwear and the stores curtain, except something happened that demands I write about this instead.

I was spending the day avoiding work at every possible moment when I ran out of Bubb-a-loons. Since I was half way done making a complete 3 generation bubble family, I knew that I had to make a quick run to the corner store for more.

That's when it happened.

I was preparing to make a right turn into the parking lot when some complete idiot attempted to pass me... by going around the RIGHT side of me. Not right as in the correct side, but right as in opposite of left.

Now, I am no wonderful driver, but this woman, well she's the poster child for why women should be banned from driving. It wasn't just that she attempted to hospitalize me, via attempting to ram the rear right side of my mommavan, but then she FLICKED me off.

Sadly, had my window up so she couldn't hear me yelling and cussing at her. However, I have a great chance now to explain to the rest of the horrid women drivers just how their driving skills, or lack of, effects the rest of us. Enjoy.

Dear Stupid Women Drivers,

You are the very reason why posts like this ring so true. What most people don't know is that you are the real reason why those middle east people demand that their women be driven around by little boys.
Just how hard is it to not attempt to kill someone while sitting behind the wheel of a car? Why is it that you feel the need to use those car keys when you know that more than likely, all you're going to do is help create more images like this?

Please, for the sake of those of us that can drive, get off the road. You're embarrassing us all, not to mention you make a quick trip to the store to buy more Bubb-a-loon a Fear Factor-like challange.

Contributed by Lostinlimaohio

PS - this may be what get's Lilo fired one day...
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