The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

You know, I've never been one for poetry much. I don't mind it, and I'll listen to it or read it if it's around, but I'm not a poetry pursuer per se.

;-D

But, the one in this article, Ah, Bill Clinton….the gift that keeps giving! Hellbelly’s First!, was worth the read.

It is a poem by Rightlinx's new blogger, Hellbelly, who shared the poem, and I must say, for a first go, it's pretty clever.

Here's an excerpt of the poem, The Seven Deadly Sins: An ode to our 42nd President:

Lust’s a winner for our Big Bill
Fat or skinny, babes or swill;
The Oval Office he left a mess
As he also did on some blue dress;

It's quite funny, witty, and true.

UPDATE: Had to bring this up front because it's the first poem anyone has ever written for me. I feel so special, and I'm glad he didn't rhyme "links" with "stinks".

Reading funnies on Samantha Burns,
To have a good laugh is what everybody yearns.
She gives us good articles and great links,
I keep coming back cuz I like how she thinks.

Drink some tequila and lets have some fun,
In this blog we'll make fun of everyone!

Give the finger to the moron of the week,
Screw the kids, recycle your pets.
No rhymes here. Please, don't think I'm a freak.

-Alexander Wunderlich, Nukes And Candy.