The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Moore's films are so obviously anti-American, and anti-freedom, that even terrorist organisations are using them to promote their propaganda:

At one point, the [Iraqi militant] documentary cuts to a scene from Moore's 2004 award-winning film where he lobbies on the steps of the U.S. Congress in Washington.

"After all, there are honest and influential guys in America and if Mr Moore can talk to you like that, so can I," the Rashedeen narrator says.

And, the sad reality of this is that Moron Moore thrills at the notion of having terrorists lap up his bullcr*p. Moore responds to Osama Bin Laden mimicking Fahrenheit 9/11:

There he was, OBL, all tan and rested and on videotape (hey, did you get the feeling that he had a bootleg of my movie? Are there DVD players in those caves in Afghanistan?)

What kind of sick SOB do you have to be to support a murderer like Bin Laden?

Appalling.

And, the 'tards don't seem to even realise that if those murderers won, people like Moore would be killed for making "documentaries" attacking a leader.

Duh, duh, duh.

Further, when it came to the September 11th attacks, Michael "The Moron" Moore blurted out the next day,

"Many families have been devastated tonight. This just is not right. They did not deserve to die. If someone did this to get back at Bush, then they did so by killing thousands of people who did not vote for him! Boston, New York, DC, and the planes' destination of California — these were places that voted against Bush!"

First off, you doofus, I highly doubt the attacks were "to get back at Bush", especially when you consider that terrorists have been attacking and planning the attacks years before Bush's election ever came into play.

So, that bullsh*t spewing of yours is a nice little fable there.

Plus, it has been said many times that Moore was implying that an attack on "areas that had voted for Bush would have been justifiable".

F*cknut.

You're as sick as some other morons we've seen on this blog.

You know, I'd praise the day that I'd have to shut down the Moron of the Week due to a lack of morons - unfortunately, that's just never going to happen with dolts like them taking the stage.

And, speaking of stupidity, Moore cannot be forgotten for claiming to be Canada's friend when he gripes about how we were planning on electing a sensible, I mean Conservative government.

"Oh, Canada -- you're not really going to elect a Conservative majority on Monday, are you? That's a joke, right? I know you have a great sense of humor, ... but this is no longer funny.

Far be it from me, as an American, to suggest what you should do," he added. "I hope you don't feel this appeal of mine is too intrusive, but I just couldn't sit by, as your friend, and say nothing."

You're no friend of mine, moron.

Who are you to reduce this country to a single identity, anyhow? We are as diverse as the millions of people who live up here, you tool.

And, I would hope that no proud Canuck would follow in your terror-supporting footsteps. Moore is quoted:

The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not 'insurgents' or 'terrorists' or 'The Enemy.' They are the revolution, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow - and they will win.

So, move there. You are not an American if you are hoping that terror will win against your country.

But, all-in-all, I guess I can just be thankful that you are definitely not Canadian.

*PHEW*

To further pour salt in US wounds, Moore has stated,

There's a gullible side to the American people. They can be easily misled.

That explains your fan base, Moore, but not the rest of the US.

Well, it's time to go. I've really had enough.

It's all I can stands; I can't stands no more.

But, I want to end with this little bit of hypocrisy. As deceivingly anti-gun toting as Moore is, I find it quite funny how his bodyguard was arrested for carrying an unlicensed weapon at an airport.

Police took Patrick Burke, who says Moore employs him, into custody after he declared he was carrying a firearm at a ticket counter.

Doesn't surprise me any since I already know that Moore's a hypocritical, ever expanding turd.

Anyhow, nice job, c.a. marks, for getting this moron correct.

More on the Mooron - because I just can't continue - THERE'S TOO MUCH MORONITY WHEN IT COMES TO MICHAEL MOORE:
Michael Moore - The Making of America -
I pity this guy
Chew on this: Michael Moore Political Pet Toy
Moore Whine!
Boycott Michael Moore
al qaeda's secret weapon: the dirty, fat, stupid bomb
Fahrenhype 9/11
Sheehan Announces Hunger Strike, Michael Moore Strangely Silent
Moore Exposed
Unfairenheit 9/11: The lies of Michael Moore.
Moore Lies
Moorewatch
One Moore stupid white man
Ray Bradbury rips Michael Moore: 'Fahrenheit 451' author says filmmaker stole his title for Bush-bash
BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE: Documentary or Fiction?
Bowling for Fallujah
Michael Moore: Treacherous Traitor
Spider-Man 2 Conspires to Silence Michael Moore
Stereotyping is Wrong! Except When It’s Not…
Michael Moore Withholding Information
Moore quotes
Michael Moore Wins Stupid Person of the Year Award
What's Moore up to this time?
Marine who appeared in `Fahrenheit 9/11' killed in Iraq
Michael Moore Exposed!
Moore quotes, again
Warning: may be somewhat graphic for some, Michael Moore on Terrorism
Michael Moore Hates America Clip 3
Michael Moore Accepts The Oscar In 2003
Michael Moore and his Best Friend