The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Moron Revealed #49

Moron of the Week - 49 - Mel Gibson
A lot of you have been waiting for this, so I thought I'd better pull it off for you.

This week's moron is Mel Gibson, which means that Dragonlady's World guessed it correctly and is the winner.

Congratulations Dragonlady's World for knowing that Mel "The Drunken Lunatic" Gibson is a moron.

Of course, if you've watched that South Park episode, you'd know that long before his anti-semitic DUI remarks, Mel Gibson was a moron.

For instance, he was a nutball when it came to the Oscars and planned to promote his movie, Apocolypto, by taping a message while speaking Mayan:

"The New York Post's Page Six says that Time magazine says that Mel Gibson says that he'll appear tonight on the Oscars in a taped message. Speaking Maya.

Gibson says he's not going to tone down his antics. "After what I experienced with 'The Passion,' I frankly don't give a flying f - - - about much of what they think," he told Time."

I don't know if that ever panned out (I couldn't be bothered to watch such a boring display of self-promoting egotists), but I'm sure that would have been funny to see.

Him stumbling over a language no one watching could recognise.

Duh.

And, he elected to make that movie into a propaganda piece, acknowledged especially after he blurted out,

"Film star and director MEL GIBSON has launched a scathing attack on US President GEORGE W BUSH, comparing his leadership to the barbaric rulers of the Mayan civilisation in his new film APOCALYPTO."

So much for being somewhat of a Republican supporter, eh. He's just full of hypocrisies.

And booze.

Moron Mel doesn't stop there, either. When it comes to the after-effects of his controversial film The Passion Of Christ, he had it out for a columnist, Frank Rich, and even threatened the guy's life:

About Frank Rich, the New York Times columnist who implied Gibson's father is "a Holocaust denier," the director had some choice – and inflammatory – words: "I want to kill him. I want his intestines on a stick. I want to kill his dog."

You know, for someone who claims to be such a devout Traditional Catholic, he's sure got a vile tongue and a cruel temper.

But, then again, it seems that Mel's a shining example of hypocrisy when it comes to all things religious.

How many commandments have you broken now, Mel?

Whatever, phoney. Like, for instance, his probable breaking of marriage vows to his wife before his God and everyone when he mentions that his wife could be going to h*ll:

Mel Gibson has come under fire for being hard on Jews in his film “The Passion of the Christ�? — but apparently, he feels that Protestants are also doomed to damnation. In fact, it looks like Gibson, a conservative Catholic, believes that his Episcopalian wife could be going to hell.

Gibson was interviewed by the Herald Sun in Australia, and the reporter asked the star if Protestants are denied eternal salvation. “There is no salvation for those outside the Church,�? Gibson replied. “I believe it.�?

I don't know about you, but I think the vow of honour here is broken since it's not a very honourable thing to d*mn your wife to h*ll.

And, his hypocrisies go further with his wife as it is speculated that he once cheated on her:

MEL GIBSON is bracing himself for another controversy after a little-known actress has claimed the Hollywood star cheated on his wife with her 15 years ago.

Now, that is definitely a marriage vow (and religious vow) broken.

Oh, and let's not forget his broken commandments when he went on his drunken spree, slurring anti-semitic sentiments.

The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me."

The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"

He not only broken a few commandments there, but it looks like he also broke a few laws.

Moron.

I think the funniest part about the whole moron Mel thing is this note, which I leave you on... despite all his anti-semitism, Mel almost got a circumcision. Okay, there was actually an incident with a knife at a restaurant, but you get the point.

Hunky Australian actor MEL GIBSON endured a harrowing accident in a restaurant recently - which almost cost him his penis.

The LETHAL WEAPON action man was dining with friends in Santa Monica, California when a waiter accidentally dropped a knife in his lap, leaving the famous actor with a wound gushing blood from his thigh.

Kinda too bad, eh. I mean, we certainly can do without any more little Mel's running around in the world.

Anyhow, congrats again to Dragonlady's World for winning it.

Comments

WooHoo! The crown is mine again! :-)

Posted by: DragonLady | September 15, 2006 02:32 AM

Is it too soon to pick Rosie for next weeks moron?

Posted by: kevin | September 15, 2006 03:16 AM

His ear still looks pretty big.

But as morons go, it's hard to top him.

Posted by: Dave D | September 15, 2006 05:11 AM

Congratulations DragonLady. I hate it that Mel made it into the Moron of the Week, but what he did was moronic after all.

Damn Kevin...Rosie is a good one to be next week's Moron of the Week. I think Samantha should have a poll/vote and ask which Moron of the Week should make Moron of the Month, or year. LOLOL

Posted by: c.a. Marks | September 15, 2006 07:12 AM

Finally, 'what a maroon'...congrats DragonLady

Posted by: madd | September 15, 2006 09:00 AM

As much as I admire Mel's movies, he is a moonbat! A sharper man would keep his mouth shut and his wild ways behind closed doors.
It's been said that a drunk man's words is a sober man's thoughts. So it seems with Mel Gibson.
And how can anyone count themselves a good Christian and be anti-semitic boggles the mind.
Considering his crazy father…well, fruit never falls far from the tree!

Posted by: Mark Shipley | September 15, 2006 06:01 PM

c.a.Marks - I host the MOTYs, Moron Of The Year awards, so you'll get your shot to vote for him as 2006's moron.

Unless, of course, you come across a bigger moron you'd like to vote for some Friday before then, which is highly possible too.

Posted by: Sam | September 15, 2006 06:09 PM

Thank you all. Moron that he is, he is still hot. Sorry, inside voice. ;-)

Posted by: DragonLady | September 15, 2006 06:43 PM