The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

And, it looks like she's trying to make some money before the charade is over for her by selling a book. But, more on that Sheehag buffoonery in a bit.

Her final days at the latest campout were suck-tacular at best.

From weenie hospitalisation for self-induced dehydration to being arrested for ticket violation (even the cops must be against her - no surprise there), Cindy's vacation was a bust.

But, nonetheless, the hag decided she loved the flood plain she vacationed on so much that she bought 5 acres of it - WITH GOVERNMENT MONEY. The same government she claims to be against.

Whatever.

I don't know about you, but thinking about it, I have a hunch that she may have a secret, stalker-like crush on G.W. Bush.

First, she demands to touch him in person using the excuse of her son's death. Now, she buys land near his. Hmmm....

Oh ya, and let's not forget that she dreams about the man:

"In the book, which hits bookstores September 19, the antiwar icon admits she has fantasized about going back in time and killing the infant George W. Bush, thereby preventing the Iraq War."

But, aside from her hidden desires, Sheehan has been cuckoo for cocoapuffs (seemingly) with her recent fasting extravaganza. On day 6, she reported that she had cheated already:

"I find traveling out of the country very challenging being on a fast. When I was on a layover in Madrid on my way to Venice, Italy yesterday, the closest thing I could find to a smoothie to get a little protein was a coffee with vanilla ice cream in it.

... there is not a Jamba Juice on every corner, so blended juice drinks with protein powder are impossible to find."

Looks like it, anyhow.

I mean really.

And, for all her misguided anti-war whining, Sheehan begged the US to let Iran build nuclear weapons. At least, that's how I perceive it when she asks the US to resist invading Iran:

The U.S. also "must not even, for one moment, contemplate a conventional invasion in Iran either," she said. "No matter how George Bush lies about how rosy things are in Iraq, they aren't, and Iraq is proof that war of any kind is a horribly tragic way to solve problems."

Sheehan has also publicity whored herself out even more when she verbally stated she would never pay her taxes for 2004.

Cindy says: "Another thing that I'm doing is - - my son was killed in 2004, so I'm not paying my taxes for 2004. If I get a letter from the IRS, I'm gonna say, you know what, this war is illegal; this is why this war is illegal. This war is immoral; this is why this war is immoral. George Bush you killed my son for this. I don't owe you a anything. And if I live to be a million, I wont owe you a penny. We'll see what they do to me. I want them to come after me, because unlike what you've been doing with the war resistance, I want to put this frickin’ war on trial. And I want to say, “You give me my son, and Ill pay your taxes."

But, despite all her idiocies, perhaps she will soon learn from her wrongs. That's my hope, anyhow.

I mean, she certainly doesn't have her looks going for her, so she should at least have smarts, right?

And, one reporter mentions how Sheehan is hopefully coming back to reality when he notes,

Recently on "Paula Zahn Live," Sheehan was quoted as saying, "They arrested the mother of a war hero who gave his life for his country". "And why did my son die, if his mother can't even wear a T-shirt?" Sounds fair enough, doesn't it? Only one problem with all of this: Since Cindy started her protest against the war, she has claimed our president "murdered" her son!

Now either he died defending his country or he was murdered. It cannot be both. If a soldier is walking in downtown Philly and he is murdered by a thug, did he die defending his country? No. You can't have it both ways.

Ya, right.

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Bush Braces As Cindy Sheehan's Other Son Drowns In New Orleans
Cindy Sheehan is Stuck on Stupid!
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Sheehan Undergoes Surgery In Waco
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Cindy Sheehan goes to war over no tombstone for son
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