The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

» Open Trackback Weekend from The Amboy Times
You know the drill... Click to enlarge this pic of Lily Rock, rising high above Idyllwild, Ca. A favorite destination for climbers. Other OTA's, Samantha Burns [Read More]

» Dubai Camel Jockey Slaves from The Amboy Times
h/t, LGF Folks, I couldn't even make up something this wierd; A legal case has been filed in a US district court alleging that the governor of Dubai and his brother enslaved about 30,000 children over the past 30 years [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is BayCare Health Systems. [Read More]

» The Clash's Weekend Open Forum 3 from The Clash of Civilizations
The time has come! Got something you'd like to share over the weekend? Well, Open Trackbacks is the way to do it, says the Kraken. On September 15, 16, and 17, feel free to link to this post and send your trackbacks. I can't wait to hear what you ha... [Read More]

» BeerAlert: For Your Emergency Beer Needs from The Kag Report
Press For BeerThere are times when you’re home alone and the beer fridge is empty. We know this can be one of the most traumatic moments in your life and many people simply don’t know what to do. That’s why we want you to know BeerA... [Read More]

» Lara Croft Just Wouldn't Be the Same in a Burka from The Clash of Civilizations
I've got it! They're probably working on a new game console: The Jihad-Box! Goat powered, with a three inch black and white screen (not pictured)... [Read More]

» US Navy welcomes the USS Bill Clinton from Blue Star Chronicles
Sunday July 2nd 2006 Vancouver, BC. Headed for Seattle, WA. The US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today. Pictured above: The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC. The ship is the first ... [Read More]

» 18th Edition of FNFO !!!! from MacBros' Place
Welcome to the Eighteenth installment of "Friday Night Flip Off!" The place you can finally end your week by releasing that much needed hand gesture that you've held back all week. This is for all them bastards you wanted to just shove a... [Read More]

» Upurassibub Threatens to Kill Pope over Anti-Islam from Planck's Constant
Upurassibub President Abdul Bin Goatfakkir has issued the following threat: "Because the Pope has chosen to call us evil and inhuman, we are extending the threat of death from Infidel dogs to Infidel cats as well. Any Christian cats found praying in ... [Read More]

» The Autorantic Moonbat Strikes! from Radioactive Liberty
This time on my answering machine. I’ll try to get an audio clip up and running, but I just had to get this posted. The message came from these Leftards, so I sent them this nice little email in response: I heard you idiotic moonbat rant on my an... [Read More]

» When Homework Becomes Controversial from Conservative Cat
I have always felt that The Gremlin is highly intelligent. She proved me correct recently when she decided not to ask her father's help with a particular piece of homework. As a result, she avoided a rather strong negative reaction... [Read More]

» German Chancellor Finally Achieves World Dominance from rightlinx.com
Forbes Magazine has just named the The World’s Most Powerful Woman, selecting Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany as the top dog. Merkel scratched edged out Condoleezza Rice among the 100 finalists, a selection which sparked incessant backbiting and co... [Read More]

» The regular Saturday mid morning OT Post from Selective Amnesia
Yes, yes. It is a Saturday. And Saturdays are for link-orgies. This time, too, I will host a Weekend Open Trackback on SelAm. If you got a good post out, are a member of the OT Alliance, and want some link loving, trackback this (and other) open posts... [Read More]

» The Passing Of A Warrior from Committees of Correspondence
On Friday September 15, 2006 Oriana Fallaci ended a Lifetime of Battle against the Forces of Intolerance, Fascism, Totalitarianism and Oppression. She now rests at the Heart of All That Is In The Land Of Dreaming Thunder.Though she may not have been ... [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Republican Congressman Bob Ney from Ohio. [Read More]

» Still my sweet baby!! from Lil Duck Duck
You still have the kissable chubby cheeks of an adorable baby, the cutest little nose, a big smile, and eyes full of mischief! Even though you are a busy toddler, you always have time for a kiss, hug and cuddling. Your vocabulary is full of “ta... [Read More]

» Compassion for the poor wretched of this Earth from Planck's Constant
As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eye fell upon one of those obviously unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Gary R Higgins of Clermont Florida. [Read More]

» The Pope and Disproportionate Response from Planck's Constant
Where is Kofi Annan complaining about the Islamic disproportionate response? Where is the New York Times? Oh yeah, the Times was on the side of the Mullahs and Imams. [Read More]