The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

» Kidnapped Fox Newsmen Let Us Down By Not Dying from Jon Swift
By converting to Islam at gunpoint instead of dying as martyrs two kidnapped journalists failed to meet the high standards of Fox News. [Read More]

» The Knuckleheads of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winners are the two Democratic candidates for State Senate Seat 30, State Rep. Irv Slosberg and Ted Deutsch. [Read More]

» The Difference between Advertising and Marketing from Planck's Constant
A recent study indicates that young males learn better under male teachers than under female teachers. On the other hand, a previous Australian study has countered that belief. [Read More]

» Iran emboldened and it's the religion stupid from Right Truth
Iran's President Ahmadinejad said today, 'Atheism of big powers is rootcause of man's plight' and 'the only remedy to the plight is recourse to God and injunctions of the divine messengers'. I suppose he will agree with Zawahiri's video inviting [Read More]

» Open Trackback Weekend from The Amboy Times
The above picture was taken on Route 66 near Essex, CA Other OTA's; Samantha Burns' OTA Weekend Trackbacks Woman Honor Thyself [Read More]

» Stupid Cell Phone from Radioactive Liberty
…the last few days, before the display stopped working, I was getting text messages that were clearly intended for someone else. I could see what number they were from and it’s not one I recognize. ... [Read More]

» God isn't loving? from Mark My Words
An online friend had this to say: The Christian God isn't really loving... [Read More]

» Yak FAQ: The Care and Feeding of Sock Puppets from The Random Yak
There’s been an awful lot in the news (and elsewhere) lately about “sock puppetry” - a concept about which no small number of our readers, e-mailers and commenters seem somewhat confused (Okay, it’s only one guy, but he uses f... [Read More]

» Nasrallah in Hiding from Conservative Cat
Laura Ingraham made an excellent point on today's broadcast about Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah. Where is this great leader? If these men are such great heroes and great fighters, whether it's bin Laden or whether it's Nasrallah, why are they... [Read More]

» I don't drink it but... from Mark My Words
I can still do something about Miller Brewing Co. providing support for illegal immigrants. [Read More]

» Cats In The Cwaddle from 123beta
This may be old, but it's still pretty funny.And don't get me wrong... I love Asian food whether it's feline or canine, it's all about the sauce... [Read More]

» OTA Weekend- The Joe Wilson IV edition. from Leaning Straight Up
The IV in his name, which we all know means 4th, might as well mean intravenous because Joe Wilson’s credibility and reputation, as well as the conspiracy theories about Bush’s retaliation, are on serious life support. So in Ambassador Wils... [Read More]

» The ‘ I am guilty as charged’ Open Trackback Weekend from Selective Amnesia
Bernie, over at Planck’s constant pointed out, that though I am a full member of the Open Trackback Alliance, I have failed to keep up my end of the bargain. I haven’t been able to host open trackbacks on my blog. So, accepting my guilt, h... [Read More]

» British Police Bust 14 More Terror Suspects from Assorted Babble by Suzie
**UPDATE** Since posting early this a.m. as I read through World Breaking News the number of suspects have changed from 14 to 16 now.This is a new batch of terror suspects not connected to the alleged transatlantic jet bomb plot or the 7 July attacks... [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is backup Miami Dolphin runningback Sammy Morris. [Read More]

» 16th Edition of FNFO !!!! from MacBros' Place
Welcome to the Sixteenth installment of "Friday Night Flip Off!" The place you can finally end your week by releasing that much needed hand gesture that you've held back all week. This is for all them bastards you wanted to just shove a ... [Read More]

» The Black Dahlia - Scarlett Johansson from Planck's Constant
On August 31, 2006 Black Dahlia opened at the 63rd Venice Film Festival. 'The Black Dahlia', directed by Brian De Palma, stars Scarlett Johansson [also Josh Hartnett and two-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank] and is the first of 21 films in competiti... [Read More]

» Technorati Ping Woes- UPDATED!! from Diane's Stuff
While I’m on the subject of trackbacks and pinging- :) What is up with Technorati [Read More]

» Women Drivers from Woody's News
You just wrecked your car and are lucky to be alive, do you sit down and thank your lucky stars? No... you are standing on the freeway brushing your hair. Your BLONDE hair I might add. Hat tip to Break.com [Read More]

» Tech Tips from 123beta
Tired of getting the message, "Unresponsive Script" in Firefox 1.5+? Type about:config in Firefox's address bar... [Read More]

» Undocumented Drivers from Committees of Correspondence
I have a great idea. Anyone arrested for driving without a license, should tell the Judge they were NOT driving Illegally, they are just an Undocumented Driver! Then if they happen to be in a Blue State, before a Progressive Liberal Judge in the spir... [Read More]

» Dreaming from Alabama Improper
I had one of the most weirdest dreams last night. I do, on a regular basis, have weird dreams but this one seemed so real. It involved my 9 year old son. [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is the Internal Revenue Service. They get the award for the following. The Internal Revenue Service gave away $318 million in improper refunds this year because a computer program that screens tax returns for fraud was not working... [Read More]

» Say Anything to Live from Adam's Blog
I've been struggling all this week to find the right words regarding Steve Centanni and Olaf Wiig who were released after being forced to convert to Islam. Many Conservatives are defending it including Captain Ed who writes: Warren wants kidnapped h... [Read More]

» Crime and Punishment from Sed Vitae
The Indian Supreme court upheld the decision of the Bombay High Court against Renuka Shinde and Seema Gavit, thus condemning the sisters to the hangman's noose once again. [Read More]

» Converting to Islam is not enough from Planck's Constant
Let's not be liberal idiots, the recent warnings to the West to Convert or Die will not end there. Conversion will not be enough; all the rest of what we take as Western Culture will have to go. [Read More]

» It’s Monday…and You’d Better Not Mess With Grandma. from The Random Yak
It’s Monday again, and today I’m glad I don’t have to… … admit to my friends that I tried to steal a purse…and got chased down by the 75 year-old lady I stole it from. (In the computer gaming world, that’s wha... [Read More]

» Voice-Activated Liberal Idiots and the French Nati from Planck's Constant
I leased a new Lexus 350 and had to return to the dealer the next day to complain that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. [Read More]

» Happy Labor Day: Why We'll Win This War from The Clash of Civilizations
On this Labor Day, let's all remember what we're working for. Because Sharia Law doesn't call for laborer's rights.Sharia Law doesn't call for laborer's rights... [Read More]